I'm picturing Amnesia leaning in to bust a slob all up on Kris' tits, only to forget as soon as nose hits cleavage, gets startled and looks disgustingly confused for a moment only to lean in and start again. This happens about 20 times while I'm in the corner whacking it hhhhaaarrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddd...
The answer is: both shirts.
Turn the pink one into your undershirt, then wear the purple one on top of it. Then, after a day of hard work and you're drinking with your peeps, you loudly say "man, it's hot in here" while taking off the purple one.