Twisted Intestine

Kahran Ramsus - Utahraptor - Allosaurus - Iquanodon Cuban Linx - Tyrannosaurus Rex - Ankylosaurus - Baryonyx Just John - Velociraptor - Apatosaurus - Compsognathus - Parasaurolophus BlackFlagg - Triceratops - Deinonychus - Gasosaurus - Piatnitzkysaurus Nighthawk - Technosaurus - Dracorex Hogwartsia - Erectopus - Bambiraptor Tawren - Stegosaurus - Spinosaurus - Rapetosaurus - Albertaceratops Twisted Intestine - Brachiosaurus - Ceratosaurus - Styracosaurus - Kentrosaurus RepoMan - Supersaurus - Diplodocus - Dilophosaurus - Edmontonia Brooklyn Zoo - Giganotosaurus - Ultrasaurus - Eoraptor - Argentinosaurus

No, you'll tie me for first.

Let's rebel against the system. They're obviously trying to sabatoge our drafts, so let's make sure we never stop drafting. Use this thread to discuss possible future ideas for drafts that you just don't want to create yet. I was thinking of some kind of "Dinner draft" where it would be limited to maybe about 10 people and 5 rounds. Each round you pick an item to add to your dinner, I.E. Turkey, peas, potatoes, bread, chocolate milk. Then we vote on who has the best sounding dinner.

Yet that post making the obvious joke is worth accumulating? I think everyone knows that "Fuck my dick." isn't a POTY. Or is it the cunning use of sarcasm that makes it a post of higher quality?

It's just as good, or better, than posting anywhere else. If anyone creates a thread to rack up posts just ban their annoying ass. Then again, who gives a shit if somebody racks up posts. It won't help them in next year's poster tournament and that's what TSM is all about!

Fuck my dick.

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~! Anyways, I don't think I'm skinny like them. Oh yeah, and I change my height to 5'10" if that matters.

The Good:Bad folder ratio is less now? I donno.

I just wonder how many posts I'd have if NHB counted, as that's where I mostly post. Maybe 5,000 by now!

Well it's whoever loses the greatest percentage. So Kinetic for example, only has to lose 2 pounds to take the whole thing. Of course, losing two pounds may also lead to his death.

How come it has nothing to do with the Dragonball universe? Isn't it going to be the story of Goku and the gang that was told in the Dragonball cartoons? Of course, he does look nothing like kid Goku. I'd prefer a Dragonball Z movie to it as well. I think it's a movie I might end up liking just cause. Like Mortal Kombat.

I fucked my girlfriend under some blankets in my parents living room when they were next door in the kitchen because I knew it'd turn her on, which in turn would turn me on. Needless to say, we got walked in on and I just layed on top of her and hoped they'd think we were just cuddling.

That's an ass thing to say Bob. Matt Cappotelli was a Christian, and sees homosexuality as a sin and immoral. That's his choice, his religion. No one, regardless of their beliefs, deserves a brain tumor. You seem like a mature voice around here, but for something that childish to come from you, is ridiculous. Go fuck yourself. Yes they do!

Agent I choose you! I'm just a rebel.

Wow, sorry to hear that. I thought it was probably because you're fat, which would have been your fault.

Yes! Lets have this arguement we had in the WWE folder a few years ago. You can consider yourself black, but also have to consider yourself equally white. You can't pretend like you're black and the white half doesn't exist just because you prefer the black side. So you may call blacks your people but must also call whites your people. I can call every race my people because I don't see in colour.

5'10" 170LBS Fuck, I put on 10 pounds in the last four months or so.

This is the perfect time to announce that I'm back as a full time poster, and change my name back. Tilb stood for Twisted Intestine Lurker Bot, because I was experimenting with something that I won't get into the details about. I didn't use all caps because I didn't want to draw attention to myself while I was in threads that other people were reading, and couldn't find the option to hide my online status. It's been a tough week or so with lots of unseen work going into TSM from myself, but I think I will now be able to fair better as a poster. My only regret was having to leave drafting behind. Oh, and to make my post seem more on topic than it does, even though I think it's perfectly on topic; GOOD LUCK MATT YOUNG! Love you.

Agent Venkman

Nighthawk: Daniel Plainview, Jules Winnfield, Ernie McCracken, Alex DeLarge, The Joker, Clarence Boddicker, Booger, Jack Torrance, Leatherface, Frank Booth, Bobby Peru, George McFly, Quint Gosunkugi: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Kikuchiyo, The Master, Howard Beale, Mitsuko Souma, Charles Foster Kane, Randle Patrick McMurphy, General Buck Turgidson, Harvey Pekar, Veronica Sawyer, King Arthur, Vizzini, Clementine Kruczynski BlackFlagg: Indiana Jones, Peter Venkman, (Count) Dracula, Beetlejuice, Michael Corleone, Walter Sobchak, Sarah Connor, Tommy DeVito, Long Duck Dong, Les Grossman, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jack Burton Timmy8271: Travis Bickle, Richard Farley, Kevin O'Shea, Frank the Thumper, Dante Hicks, Col. Nathan Jessup, Forrest Gump, Clark Griswold, Princess Leia Organa, Sho'Nuff, Joe Clark, Gordon Gekko Smues: The Pumaman, Santa Claus, Jesus Christ, God, Hercules, Jack Frost, Ivanuscha, Lodac, Death Stalker, Soul Taker, Soul Taker, Johhny Longbow DMann2003: Norman Bates, Nigel Tufnel, Frank TJ Mackey, Hans Gruber, Harmonica, The Bride, Plissken, Sgt. Bud White, Wooderson, "JD" Jason Dean, Roger Rabbit HarleyQuinn: Verbal Kint, The Terminator, Derek Vineyard, Nikita, Leon, Atticus Finch, Alonzo, Dr. William Weir, Lt. Daniel Kaffee, Gilbert Grape, Morris Buttermaker, Kevin McAllister ViciousFish: Han Solo, Rocky Balboa, Lester Burnham, Brodie Bruce, Jay, Garth Algar, Westley, Spiderman, Neil Patrick Harris, Irwin M. Fletcher, John Doe, Billy Madison Twisted Intestine: Tyler Durden, Freddy Krueger, The Grim Reaper, Captain Jack Sparrow, Marv, John Hammond, Harry, Hook, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Randy 'The Ram' Robinson, Splinter TheOriginalOrangeGoblin: John McClane, Tony Montana, Martin Riggs, Harry Callahan, James Bond, Don Vito Corleone, Vincent Vega, Doughboy, Jackie Flannery, Prince Akeem, Dutch, El Mariachi Lt. Jon Kavanaugh: O Dog, Bluto Blutarsky, Emmett "Doc" Brown, Smokey, Mookie, Banky Edwards, Nino Brown, Nicky Santoro, Frank White, Clubber Lang, Debo, Jesus Shuttlesworth Kilroy: The Phantom of Krankor, Dave Ryder, Dr. Cal Meacham, Mitchell, Prince of Space, Exeter, Trumpy, Kalgan, Dr. Ruth Adams, Vadinho, Nick Miller Youth N Asia: Ash, Jason Bourne, Ferris Bueller, The Man With No Name, Wayne Campbell, Hancock, V, Danny Ocean, Cool Hand Luke, Axel Foley, Yoda, The Crow 6foot9: Donnie Darko, Mr. Pink, Randal Graves, Dirk Diggler, Larry Flynt, Andy Dufresne, McLovin, Willy Wonka, Lucas, Maggie Fitzgerald, Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom, Capt. John H. Miller RepoMan: Zap Rowsdower, Marty McFly, Stanley Spadowski, Captain Benjamin L. Willard, Juno, Reggie Dunlop, Bud, Ofelia, Nada, Allison Reynolds, Aviva, Derek Zoolander Dr. Zoidberg: Mickey O'Neil, Bill Cutting, Johnny Boy, Norman Stansfield, Jake "The Bronx Bull" LaMotta, Jimmy "The Gent" Conway, Frank Costello, Santino "Sonny" Corleone, J.J. "Jake" Gittes, Sid Vicious, Max Cady, Jack Carter Brooklyn Zoo: Anton Chigurh, Billy Costigan, John Rambo, Ra's Al Ghul, Darth Vader, Truman Burbank, Ajax, Lloyd Christmas, Dignam, Animal Mother, El Wray, Happy Gilmore The Ghost of bps21: Dr. Strangelove, Inigo Montoya, Leonard Shelby, Hannibal Lector, Batman, Tony Stark, Brick Tamland Burning Pirate Ship: Obi Wan Kenobi, Patrick Bateman, General Jack D. Ripper, Raoul Duke, Mr. Blonde

I shouldn't have voted for Kinetic. I like him, but want him to lose just becuse everyone kept saying he'll be the one to win this year.

I moved everyone who were out of the draft to the bottom, then Brooklyn Zoo wanted back in so I kept him there to be fair and let everyone have their pick before him.

Dr. Venkman Kinetic KOAB Vitamin X

1) BlackFlagg - Chris "Jesus" Ferguson - Erick Lindgren - TJ Cloutier - Annie Duke - Erik Seidel - Greg Raymer - Kenny Tran - John "Razor" Phan - Tuan Le 2) Twisted Intestine - "The Poker Brat" Phil Hellmuth - "The Professor" Howard Lederer - Chris Moneymaker - Gavin Smith - Clonie Gowen - Vanessa Rousso - Phil Gordon - Jennifer Tilly - Brad Booth 3) Youth N Asia - "Kid Poker" Daniel Negreanu - Mike "The Mouth" Matusow - David "Chino" Rheem - Men "The Master" Nguyen - John Juanda - Peter Eastgate - Huck Seed - Hevad Kha 4) CanadianChris - Doyle Brunson - Scotty Nguyen - Allen Cunningham - Barry Greenstein - Todd Brunson - Chau Giang - Marcel Luske - Phil Galfond - Tom "durrrr" Dwan 5) FoleyFanForever - Johnny Chan - "The Magician" Antonio Esfandiari - Jamie Gold - Joe Hachem - Sammy Farha - Amarillo Slim - Mike Sexton - Ivan Demidov - Michael Binger 6) MFer - Stu Ungar - Phil Ivey - Chip Reese - Ted Forrest - Carlos Mortensen - Dan Harrington - David Chiu - Layne Flack - J.C. Tran 7) 6foot9 - Gus Hansen - Jennifer Harman - Phil "The Unabomber" Laak - Dave Williams - Gabe Kaplan - Patrik Antonius - Eli Elezra - Michael Mizrachi