Twisted Intestine

The last few days I've been noticing your posts, and.. I don't like you. Yes, I already know half the board doesn't like me, nobody needs to point it out.

My firend and his sister are brother and sister. They are individually a father and a mother, though not with each other. Is this a hard concept to grasp? I just assumed they'd be our parents, since we call them mother and father. Do you call your friend and his sister father David and mother Jessica? Okay, so if they're not our parents, who are their children? Also, who's the father of mother nature's children and who's the mother of father time's children?

If they're brother and sister, why are they mother and father? are they our mother and father? If so, they must have got it on. Also, who are their mother and father? If nobody can give me sturdy answers, I'm gunna have to stop believening them.

Are they like, fuck buddies, or..?

Jingus would do it.

There may be many reasons why the crowd isn't behind Jericho, but the way he dresses is NOT one of them. For fuck sakes, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why does Shawn Michaels get a crowd reaction? What about the Hardys even? Riiiight, I'm sure if Jericho came out wearing black tights, the crowd would be super hot for him!

Pusssssy!

I don't know who you are, and think that you like to suspend me, but I feel bad that czech's birthday thread is 2 pages, while your's is only 2 posts. So happy birthday!!

Happy birthday big boy! You big... sexy... sweet.. boy.

Use the shooting star press. It's Sheik's weakness. He'll never kick out.

Thinks he's funny. Repeats something that has been said about me earlier in the thread. twiztedmind comes from an e-mail I had when I was in grade 8. It just kind of stuck as a username.

Has the same name as some band I saw once, and they said "We're lazy so we're only gunna play one song", and they played one song, and got off the stage. I wondered what the point of setting up was. Are you in that band/Do you like that band?

I hope I don't get that. I'd rather get sent a scrap peice of metal. Headphones? That's about the dullest thing they could think of to ship.

In between Victoria Park and St. Clair and St. Clair and O'Connor I just moved to Toronto in september. I grew up in the small city of Thunder Bay. There, now everyone knows my name, number, and location. Anyone wanna try to kill me? Bring it!

East York... Dangerously close to Scarborough! (Or so I hear.. The dangerous part. )

I got a wrong number call today too! Sounded like some old Ukrainian women. Me: Hello Her: Hi Me: Hey there Her: Who are you? Me: Darren Her: Oh.. I must have the wrong number Me: Okay, bye A second later she calls back Me: You got the wrong number again Her: Oh, what number am I calling? Me: 416-454-2758 Her: Oh, I was trying to dial 454-6582(Or something totally different from mine) Me: Alright Her: I'm sorry Me: No probs, bye

So you'd just eat the hair!?!

It's not possible because this thread doesn't count, or it's not possible because this thread will be a multi-page success?

Go shoot a few of them. Not like they would press charges or anything, because it'll just be a sign that God is angry at them right?

So how many times did you record that, before you got one you were happy with?

Yeah, but I wouldn't care who it was that died, it'd be just as horrible either way. It'd just be awesome to see what the WWE did after that. Buy out TNA, and move their roster to SD?

Johnny Devine leaves for WWE and becomes the next Shawn Michaels.

Has brought no content for 9 months! 1 Scroby, how did I piss off people in the WWE folder? The Rock black debate? I was hardly even a part of that! I was just trying to get them to understand what Jingus was saying, as it was apparently flying over their heads. Or have I done something else to piss them off? I do that alot.

Not that I want half the WWE roster to die in a plane crash, but.. So close!