Twisted Intestine

Guys, it's not today anymore. Fuck.

Oh no! Not the whole rest of the near future!

I also challenge you to post a picture of yourself in the LSD folder. Prove that the fat isn't a gimmick. Holding a sign that says something kinky about Luke-O, if at all possible. Or else I will have to start a thread. You don't want me doing that. Last thread I started calling someone out, they ended up banned within the same week. (It's true, look it up.)

If I started one I don't think it'd prove that I don't have a life. You haven't even been here half a month and already have 1/9 my post count. The post count that I've been working on for over 3 years.

I read that line in The Fresh Prince's voice and it was funny.

The halfscreen would be the stupidest thing ever though.

Just cut open your skin and push it out yourself. Screw paying for surgery.

That's how we talk in Canada.

She's the best new poster since May 2007.

Sorry Marvin! Maybe some bald out of shape man who doesn`t have aids will read this thread and get inspired. Some good must come of it.

I thought he was just a sad, bald man.

For real? If tha`t`s true, my bad

So, I've been studying your pictures, and I think "Can you make him not look like Fester", best describes it (No offense, of course). I was thinking, your baldness is only half the problem. The other half is your weight. You shouldn't only lose weight though, you should put on some muscle. I think you'd look alot like Kane. Kane gets alot of pussy. People who get alot of pussy have confidence. Seriously, hit a gym with all your free time. Hire a personal trainer. Take roids. Just grow motherfucker, GROW! You'll life will improve 100% This, can become, THIS!

Leena, Ginger Snaps is hotter than you, and she manages to co-exist with all the horny boys here. I don't know what your problem was.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Further up on each side, just under the top back molars with my mouth open(feeling with my tounge), I have them as well. Those ones I swear I can feel saliva running out of. Surely, you guys all have them.

Now Matt's got me worried. I'm pretty sure those sublingual glands are what I feel.

Why would TNA have a no compete clause? WWE has it because their wrestlers get lots of exposure, and they don't want them helping competition.. Plus, they can afford to pay them for it. Why would TNA want to pay someone to sit at home after they're finished with them? If the TNA exposure helps the wrestler get indy bookings, great! If he goes to WWE.. he doesn't have any star power from being in TNA that they could use to their advantage.

Do you mean in the lower left corner? I have one in the left and right... I've always assumed they were saliva-makers, for lack of a better word, since I was young. Because when I put my tounge under them sometimes it feels cold. That's normal, right? I've been right about them, and that's what they are?

lolololololol!

Get the shower pregnant?

Dustin Rhodes seems to really hate McDonalds. He was asked if he is financially secure, or if he still needs to work. The interviewer meant wrestle, but I think Dustin took it another way. He said he still needs to work then started talking about how he can get a job laying cables. He went on to say something like "But you know.. I'm not going to work at Mcdonalds or something. You know, I don't need the golden arches.. FUCK RONALD MCDONALD! You know, I don't need to work for them. Or any fast food place, really." Give it a listen, it's good fun.

That's true, but there's still 3 RAWs before the PPV. Isn't it usually whoever goes over on the last RAW, loses the PPV match?

Yeah, I think the internet tries to make him look alot worse than he is though. Sure, he plays politics, but he's also one of the top performers.. not like he deserves to be in the midcard. I remember a time when everyone was so sure HHH would go over everyone, then he lost to Batista/Benoit etc. and each time everyone on the internet would be saying he was going to hold them down. Then, when he came back from injury, everyone thought he'd go straight for the title and squash Cena. As far as I can tell, he let Cena have his run with no interferance, and if he is champ by the time Cena is back, I wouldn't even be surprised to see him drop the belt back to him.