Twisted Intestine

I have a feeling that this will be the thread to ruin your quest for perfection. It's just too soon, people are sick of pitching. But we shall see, I may be wrong.

Even if Carlito sends, it's still gay sex. I still like Matt. But, this is a little too much.

Will Ferrell is a junior girls soccor coach preparing his team for the finals, where they will go up against the much more talented team, coached by Ben Stiller. Hilarity ensues.

If I could survive the mean streets of Calgary(which actually does have a higher crime rate then Toronto)... Jane & Finch is a piece of cake! Actually the place that has the highest crime rate per capita, is Thunder Bay. But that's because of all the Native reserves around it.

Yep. I'd say he's one of the cases where his white heritage outweighs his black. Sorry Simon! ..Not black enough.

Tasers aren't a good option here. Police rarely use them against criminals armed with guns, and with good reason. Tasers have a very short range, just a few yards, and aren't terribly accurate. If you've got a taser and I've got a gun, all I have to do is back up a few steps and then shoot you from a position of complete safety. Plus their effects are often unpredictable, with some people being able to just shrug it off. The sad fact is that there's no such thing as a reliable form of non-lethal long range weaponry. Ever worn one? They're heavy, awkward, and get real hot real fast. It's hard to convince many college kids to wear their seatbelts, there's no way you'd get even half of them to wear the vests on a regular basis. Plus they're expensive, hundreds of dollars apiece. And the kind that civilians can buy are only rated to stop pistols loaded with conventional bullets. If you've got specialized ammo or any kind of rifle, they'll generally go through a kevlar vest like it's not even there. They don't stop knives either. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: there is no way to prevent these types of massacre shootings. These people aren't stopped by gun control laws, or metal detectors, or Three Strikes laws. It's literally like trying to stop a suicide bomber. The only way to do it is to catch them before they act, and that's much easier said than done. I wasn't suggesting people actually wear them, I was just saying it would be better than everyone having a gun or a taser.

Maybe bullet proof vests would be a better idea.

I think I said that in a post before (minus the republican part), and everyone jumped up my ass for it. Either that, or everyone just ignored me..

In most cases when introducing rats there are, and you're supposed to go through a bunch of steps in introducing them. Shredder is actually Luke's dad, and they were both in the same cage at the pet shop, so there's no problems there. Splinter was old and very tame when I got them, so I decided to skip the process, and just introduced them straight away on my bed. They sniffed each other a little, and were perfectly fine, so I put them both in Splinters cage straight away. They never had any fights, I think just because Splinter had such a calm personality. The only thing I noticed was that Luke and Shredder would normally be laying together, and Splinter would be laying alone somewhere else. Sometimes I did find him laying in the hammock with them though. When I found him dead today, he was laying on the bottom of the cage. He would always either sleep in the hammock, the tube, or on one of the shelves, so it makes me wonder what he was doing when he died. I'm guessing he probably went down there to go bathroom, and didn't have the strength to climb back up.

There are actually some vets who specialize in rats. But you're right about letting them die. Everyones time comes. It just sucks because last night when I had him out, he kept crawling up onto my pillow where I was laying, and I kept taking him off of it and putting him on his blanket. Poor guy probably knew he was dying and just wanted to be close to me. Oh wells.

Place a bomb under the ring, and have a battle royal?

I don't see it as any different as taking a dog or a cat to the vet.. I think they're just as smart as those animals.. and they'd cost less to take to the vet.. So unless life expectancy is the only factor in determining if a pet is vet worthy.

Sorry guys, I know you all wanted me to retire.. but the death of a family member forced me out of retirement. Splinter deserved my 1000th post, dammit!

A few weeks ago, I bought two more rats to keep Splinter company. Their names are Shredder and Luke. Today I woke up, and Splinter was laying on the bottom of the cage, dead. He was the best pet I've ever had. He'd always crawl up onto my lap for some cuddles.. He always loved when I came home. When I first moved to Toronto, I would have been so lonely if I hadn't had him to keep me company. He was my best friend. Lately, he'd be having troubles climbing, and the last few days it looked like he was barely keeping his eyes open. I wish I would have done more. I could have taken him to the vet. I wish I would have spent more time with him last night. But, there's no going back. He was probably somewhere from 2-3 years old. R.I.P. buddy. Shredder and Luke aren't very social yet. They won't cuddle with me.. though, they'll let me scratch them a little. Shredder: Luke: Splinter:

Well TSM, you decide my fate!

Isn't there a /king of the Hill episode about that?

Fuck. I just thought of the PERFECT band name about a week ago, but I've completely forgotten. I'll post it if I remember.

Never changed mine, only because I never figured out how to. I remember a thread back when I started where mods would change the first posters name once a month or something. I could never be bothered to be the first poster.

TNA EXODUS!!

He couldn't report it, because he needed the printing room to write that there's very week rumors that the UFC is being sold, and if it was, there'd be very little talk about WWE buying it.Why even report that? This is why I don't subscribe to the observer.. it seems like alot of fluff.

I'm trying to get out of my lease early, so that I can relocate closer to my new job, and also get a bigger place. (The place I'm in now is a hole in the wall.) I called my landlord to ask about ending the lease a few days ago and he said "I'm busy now, we'll talk about it tomorrow.", and I've not heard from him. I'm going to call him now and bring it up again. If he won't let me, is there any loop-holes I can use to get out? I've finished 6 months out of my 1 year lease, and I live in Toronto. I read up on it, and all I came up with was that I'm pretty much at the mercy of my landlord. Edit: Okay, he says that it will be okay if I can find a replacement. Anyone interested?

If I ever get up to $75, I'll tell you. (I'm at 39.5 now)

Ooopsies!

But she is dead. Everyone is talking like she's dead, but where's it say she is? Am I missing something?

If I was Carlito, or Dandy, I'd reply with something like, "Fuck you! Go suck a dick!"