Slickster

John Cena shilling for PBR is awesome.

BTW, this Toys*R*Us ad reminds me that new ECW figures are coming early next year. Pictures of Sabu, Terry Funk, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, and Kevin Thorn have been released.

if JR says "pwn3d" I will buy 20 bottles of his BBQ sauce.

Props to Melina for texting her vote during her entrance.

Can King operate a fucking computer?

I really don't think the fans will vote Coach even though WWE wants them to because the match will suck.

I think Vince acknowledging it as such would make it true.

WCW World Champion King Booker!

"Why don't you just SHOOT Cena?"

Does Vince even need to explain why he should be picked?

Bischoff blatantly plugging his book is awesome.

I like how Coach jogged down the ramp like he was coming out of the tunnel onto the field at a sporting event.

Well, when the face of the company gets arrested for doing drugs and is caught on video, I'd certainly punish him too.

It would have ruled if Show had knocked the contract down with the ladder and RVD caught it to win.

Rebecca DiPietro, former Diva Search contestant.

This is Sandman's first promo since 2001, I think. "I'm The Sandman and I approve this message."

Crowd chants "boring."

I like how they say WWE Championship World Heavyweight Championship ECW World TITLE. I think the last time WWE referred to "titles" was Alliance-era WCW.

Tazz said "trigonometry."

So RVD now has to beat Big Show in a ladder match to get a title shot.

Jake Roberts rules.

RVD was so stoned during that promo.

It's good to see Federline knows he's a real-life heel.

Kevin Federline has an entrance video?

See, Cryme Tyme got over almost totally because of their characters. They proved they can work a formula tag match and do some generic moves, but the crowd ate it up with a spoon. Goes to show that sometimes WWE can get it right by emphasizing characters over workrate.