frisco

just bringing it to your attention. I think the guys that made the SWF would like to know someone else is going around with the same name.

realyl? could it be a spelling error by toxxic? This is freakin' priceless. Of course I realize it's only a typo but having been nailed for my (numerous) grammatical errors forces me to point it out. toxxic made a spelling error laughs hysterically ok i'll go annoy someone else now

MAIN EVENT CAPTAIN FALL TAG MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins) and "The Icon" Max King v. Andrea Montgomery © and Hollywood Boulevard (Mike Van Siclen and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) No idea USJL TITLE MATCH David Cross© v. Danny Dagda Cross CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Ryan Dustin © v. Austin Sly Dustin SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. Stryke The spoiler-Stryke HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Sean Davis © v. Christian Fury Davis USJL TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Uncle Filthy v. Evan Wolfe No idea NEW GUY MATCH "Blind" Ryan Klein v. Carnage ditto

There's a popular saying I believe in. "If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns" In short I don't support gun control.

It seems everytime I find something I really like about Raw Vince McMahon runs in and changes it. I was becoming a pretty big fan of Randy orton as a heel so what does McMoron do? turn him face. Unfreakin believable. I mean he was very cool as a cocky obnoxious heel. I thought if anything they shold have made HHH go face and orton become the new leader of evolution. That would be a intelligent thing to do. But Nooooo! Nice going Vinnie Mac. Get a popular wrestler and change his gimmic just when he's getting over. Strap on lame entrance music to go with it. Assclown!

I personally agree with Angle. I think he's the best talent on Smackdown and definately one of the best in all of wrestling.

The sun shines brightly over the beautiful Sunset beach in Hawaii. As Palm trees sway gently a group of young children play in the water. In the center of the beach proper a huge clamshell designed stage houses a group of native Hawaiian musicians as they perform a free concert of indigenous music for the tourists. As the children play Frisbee a pass is missed and the disc flies over to a man seen sitting under a large palm tree enjoying a refreshing gin and tonic. A bright-eyed child jogs over to pick up the stray Frisbee as the man reaches down and retrieves it for him. Frisco: Watch where you’re throwing that freaking thing you damn fucktard! The boy smiles sheepishly as Frisco whips the Frisbee into the water and continues with his drink. Frisco: Damn Islanders! As Frisco takes a refreshing sip from his cold beverage he notices his compatriot Lobo approaching. Lobo looks pretty absurd with knee length Bermuda shorts and flip-flops on. As he moves in closer Frisco notices a thick layer of sunscreen smeared on his nose. He shakes his head dismissively as the big man joins him. Lobo: Beautiful weather here Frisco: Beats LA In the distance the stunning Candace walks out from the changing room. She looks absolutely radiant as she sports a sexy two-piece bikini. The sun shines off her raven hair as she slowly approaches the men. Candace: This was worth the trip Frisco: Damn right babe. Candace looks a bit concerned as she takes a quick sip from a can of coke. Candace: Things got a bit crazy at Genesis Frisco sighs as he again drinks from his gin and tonic. Frisco: Fuck it kid. Don’t worry about things you can’t control Candace sighs deeply, realizing that Frisco is most likely right. Frisco: What was the deal with that psycho bitch Ann Onita last night? Candace Tell me about it. She attacks me after the match with a stick. What a coward. Frisco: What happened when she pulled you into the back anyway? The camera lost me Candace: She was yelling all this stuff; I finally got the stick away from her Frisco: …and? Candace: She’s not too tough without a weapon. Frisco chuckles at the image of the overweight, out of shape Ann Onita getting bounces from one side of the locker room to the other by Candace Frisco: Everyone is tough with a weapon. It’s like the old days in all Japan; you had Monster ripper with all her weapons always losing to Lioness Azzuka. There’s a lot of the lioness in you, kid Candace smiles at the compliment. She quietly sips her soda as a cool breeze blows across her face. Frisco: That’s a big problem in the SWF. Too much backyard wrestling stuff, not enough actual ring wrestling. But anyway I thought you did good last night. I’m proud of you Candace It wasn’t my best. I just couldn’t get into the match knowing I wasn’t going to be sticking around there anyway As Candace finishes her drink Frisco continues Frisco: I have a few ideas. Now for the next few days I want you to rest and relax. Get a nice tan. We made some decent money from the fed so we can take a bit of time off. We’ll sign on to another place within the week and I’ll be damn sure the place we go next will be more suited to what you do. No more Terry Funk shit I promise. There’s a young wrestler from Detroit by the name of Mike “The Hammer” Hilton. I just picked up his contract in another fed. He’s tremendous but raw so I think he could benefit with you in his corner. Take a few months off to rest up before getting back into the ring Candace smiles as Lobo decides to go into the water. Candace: Sounds like a plan Candace puts the soda can on a table and jogs to the water. Frisco lowers his shades to get a better view of her incredible body as he takes another long sip from his drink. The camera slowly zooms out and fades

The sold out Rose Bowl burst into cheers as a geyser of glowing pyro’s explodes under the SmartTron. The cameras’ slowly pan over the packed Rose Bowl as hundreds of eager faces push towards the lenses in a desperate effort to get on TV. On this particular evening there are hundreds of signs on display as the Pasadena crowd is clearly jacked for Genesis V. In the background an uninspired mix of hip-hop music pounds over the stadium speakers as Cyclone Comet goes for the mike. “Welcome back to S.W.F.Genesis V”, Comet screams as the audience cheers his every word. “This crowd is pumped up because they can feel the electricity in the air tonight…” he continues as Bob Riley silently checks out a guy in the front row. “I’m pumped up… are you pumped up?” Comet exclaims as a wry smile flashes across Reillys’ face. “Oh I’m pumped all right,” he quips as he returns his focus to the man in the front row. While Reillys’ attention is diverted, Cyclone Comet reaches into his coat pocket and removes one of the new 6-inch SWF Action figures. A cynical expression appears on his partners’ face as he catches a glimpse of the toy; the likeness of Jamie Drazon is apparent. He glances at the action figures biologically inaccurate genital region and shakes his head dismissively. “That can’t be Jamie Drazon,” he blurts. “It hard-core Jamie Drazon with Kung-Fu grip!” Comet replies as Riley snickers at the mini horror-core legend. “It’s one of six new SWF action figures coming to stores this Christmas,” he continues as Riley gets a good chuckle from his hyperbole. “Oh, Comet you’re so pathetic!” The flicker of random, popping flashbulbs illuminates the ring area as the stadiums’ lights begin to dim. The always-Dapper Funyon briskly approaches the ring. The crowd- recognizing his appearance indicates the next match will soon be underway- gives the man with the bow tie an ovation. “The following Contest is an over-the-top rope BATTLE ROYAL!!!” Funyon exclaims as the crowd settles into their respective seats. “Allow me to introduce the participants…” “Tearing Everybody Down” by Anti-Flag kicks up as a wall of red pyros cascade down from the SmarkTron and blankets the front entrance ramp. The crowd turns its attention to the big man walking out from behind the velvet curtains. The music blares as the camera zooms in on the cocky face of Danny Dagda, as he struts his way towards the ring. He hesitates briefly as the camera closes in, and then gives a quick wink while he runs his hand through his gelled, black hair. “That mans’ a monster!” Comet blurts as Riley locks his eyes on the physical specimen. “Monster my ass!” Riley retorts as he spots Dagdas’ emerald green eyes. “A body like that belongs in a museum!” As Dagda reaches the ring he confidently rolls under the ropes and heads to the far side turnbuckle. He pulls off his black T-shirt and tosses it into the stands as he quickly mounts the corner turnbuckle. With the crowd looking on, Dagda strikes a ridiculously ripped pose that generates a big pop from the audience, and a quiet flutter from Bob Reilly’s’ heart. “Weighting in at 275 pounds he hails from Newark New Jersey, ladies and gentlemen…DAANNY DAAGDDAA!!” “Danny Dagda is making an impressive entrance in his second SWF match” Comet chimes in, as Riley is quick to interrupt. “And on what a stage…Genesis V!!” The lights dim and an explosion of green pyrotechnics rock the entrance area. The lights come back on as an eerie green light bathes the arena. Andrea Montgomery steps out as No Doubts' “Just a Girl” plays over the speakers. The crowd cheers wildly as the familiar figure emerges from under the SmartTron and onto the entrance ramp. ”She weights in at 143 pounds and hails from Biloxi, Mississippi…ladies and gentlemen give a round of applause for AAANDREAA MONTGOMERRRYYY!!!” Andrea steps through the shower of green sparks as she confidently walks down the entrance ramp. Hundreds of open hands wave out in an effort to get a high-five from the popular superstar. A smile graces her face as she is more than willing to oblige. The beloved superstar always enjoys the crowds and on this night—and on this stage—she makes no exception. “Where’s bird brain?” Riley mocks as Montgomery electrifyingly launches herself into the ring. “I don’t believe he’s involved in this particular match, Robert” Comet says condescendingly as Riley calls for a drink. As Montgomery stands in her corner she removes her black-tinted shades and leather jacket. She locks eyes on the threatening Danny Dagda as she warily hands her jacket to a ring attendant. “Weighting in at 124 pounds and hailing from Okinawa Japan…. The Dragon, CAAANDACE OKIMMURRA!!!” A geyser of yellow pyro’s explodes from the entranceway as David Bowies.” China Girl” cranks over the speakers. The audience gives a round of hesitant applause as Candace appears at the entranceway. “What the hell is she doing here?” Riley blurts as a concession man brings him his soda. “Well she’s on the card, Robert,” The spandex superhero explains as Riley starts into his drink. “She also left the federation!” Riley exclaims as the diminutive Asian makes her way to the ring. “She’s still under contract for her final match at Genesis,” Comet offers as Riley does a double take at the now mask less Dragon. “But I’m sure this will be the last you see of Citizen Okimura” “Well then good riddance!” Riley barks. As a fog lifts from the non-stop pyro’s Candace moves quickly to the ring and joins the other wrestlers. She seems deeply focused on the match and goes immediately to her corner to limber up. As she stretches she keeps her eyes locked on the menacing Danny Dagda who seems ready to attack anything in sight. “What’s the deal with that mask anyway?” Riley asks as Comet looks on with a puzzled expression. “Perhaps Citizen Candace has super healing powers!” The arena dims down to solid darkness. After a few moments… allowing the hushes and the comments to pass... Marilyn Manson's "Dope Hat" hits the speakers to a loud ovation. Jamie Drazon walks through the curtains and looks out over the sea of faces in the Rose Bowl. “Weighting in at 243 pounds he hails from Vancouver B.C. Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce the S.W.F’s resident hardcore maniac…JAAAMIE DRAZZZONN!!!” After observing the crowd briefly. Drazon heads straight towards the ring with a look of determination on his face. A few brave souls in the audience extend their hands in an effort to make contact with the hard-core legend but their efforts are ignored. Drazon rolls quickly into the ring and heads to his corner. He cracks his neck left, then right as he loosens up for the match. The moment Drazon prepares himself in his corner Danny Dagna makes a beeline to him and immediately gets into his face. As Drazon focuses his attention to the cocky rookie he remains composed. He merely locks his steely eyes on Dagda as the cocky grappler unloads a barrage of trash talk at the SWF resident legend. Jamie Drazon remains quiet, content to wait until the match begins to respond. “This is fantastic” Riley chuckles as he seems deeply caught up in the action. “Citizen Dagna appears to be going after Jamie Drazon, Robert!” Comet offers as Riley pauses to take a swig from his beverage. “I hope he’s hungry because he’s going to be eating these words in a little while” Riley quips as he focuses on the two men. “I don’t think it’s too smart to get in the face of an established veteran, especially a legend like Jamie Drazon.” The crowd chortles as referee Nick Lumas enters the ring and attempts to direct Dagda to his corner. The big man refuses to budge at inch as he continues to trash talk his adversary. A look of frustration crosses his face referee Lumas gestures to Funyon for his closing comments. “This match is an over the top rope Battle Royal!” he begins as the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation. “The winner of this match will become the number one contender for the S.W.F. title of their choice!!!” As Funyon quickly moves away from the action referee Lumas signals for the bell DING DING DING No sooner does the bell ring that Dagna fires a round house right at Drazon. To his surprise Drazon is quicker and ducks the punch while firing a series of hard shots of his own to Dagna’s jaw. The big man steps back from the onslaught as Drazon fires a fierce kick to his midsection. The impact doubles the rookie over where he is met with a powerful clothesline from the horrorcore legend. Dagda goes to the mat hard. From her corner of the ring Andrea Montgomery notices Candace is momentarily distracted by the action between Drazon and Dagda. This provides her with an opportunity to fire a lightning quick missile-drop kick to Candace’s back. The impact drives the daydreaming Dragon to the ground very early in the match. She immediately pounces on her downed foe and unloads a flurry of punches to Candace’s’ head. “Oh, Catfight!” Reilly blurts as Andrea unloads on the Dragon. Jamie Drazon unleashes a series of thunderous kicks to the head and shoulder area of the fallen Dagna. Drazon screams aloud as each kick hits its’ mark with lethal accuracy. The look of pain on the rookies face is obvious. As Dagda struggles to get back to his feet Drazon slips behind him and locks him around the waist, then unloads with a thunderous German Suplex, making Dagda’s head and shoulders bounce off the mat as the crowd begins a loud chant HORROR-CORE HORROR-CORE HORROR-FUCKING-CORE Drazon shoots back to his feet as he maintains the waist lock on Dagda. The crowd continues their cheer as Drazon fires another German that once again punishes the head and neck of the rookie. “I guess Dagda’s not talking much trash now!” Reilly snips as Andrea pulls Candace up by her raven black hair and fires the diminutive Asian hard to the ropes. The Dragon springboards her rebound and surprises Montgomery with a flying elbow to the jaw that sends Andrea down quickly. Across the ring Drazon pulls up Danny Dagda and prepares to hit him with yet another German. In the corner of his eye Dagda can see the referee focusing his attention on Candace and Andreas’ battle. He seizes the opportunity to stall Drazons' offense and quickly fires his right leg backwards and kicks Drazon in the balls. “Blasted that Dagda just gave an illegal kick to Citizen Drazon!” Cyclone exclaims as Reilly smiles at the move. “It’s only illegal if the referee catches it!” As Drazon is momentarily slowed from the kick Dagda quickly hits him with a monstrous clothesline that slams Drazon down. The impact bounces the horror-core legend several inches off the mat as Drazon immediately grabs at his lower back in pain. A look of rage darts from the eyes of the less-than happy Danny Dagda. “Oh, My” Cyclone states as he witnesses the rookie’s power. “That was quite the impact from Danny Dagda” Candace quickly hits a rolling thunder on the downed Montgomery as the crowd cheers the highflying maneuver. They rise to their feet as Candace pulls Montgomery up in an attempt to toss her from the ring. To the Dragons surprise Andrea counter by grabbing Candace by her head and nailing her with a jawbreaker. “That will slow her down!” Reilly snorts as he moves onto his Nachos. Cyclone Comet keeps his eyes on the fight between Candace and Andrea, while trying to stay focused on the fighting between Drazon and Dagda. Inside the ring referee Lumas seems to be having an equally tough time maintaining order as the match has turned into a wild affair. Dagda lumbers over to the fallen Jamie Drazon and drops a hard knee right between his eyes. He smiles sinisterly as Drazon is rocked by the impact. Dagda slowly pulls up Drazon and grabs him tight around the waist and locks him in a punishing bear hug. The crowd roars as he tightens his vice-like grip around the waist of the horror-core legend. As Drazon struggles to escape, Dagda quickly switches tactics and nails him with a brutal belly-to-belly suplex. “Strong belly-to-belly suplex from Danny Dagda” shouts Comet as Reilly monitors the pained reaction on Drazon’s face. Once again Drazon grabs at his back in pain. This time the arrogant Dagda fires a series of punishing knee’s into the small of Drazons' back. Andrea Montgomery grabs Candace by her left arm and raises it in the air. As the Dragon attempts to regroup from the previous jawbreaker, Andrea fires a sharp kick to Candace’s ribs. The impact is instantly reflected as Candace winces in pain. Andrea raises Candace by the scruff of the neck and tosses her to the ropes as she goes flying over the top rope. “She’s done,” blurts Reilly with a smile, but his optimism is premature as Candace grabs the top rope with frantic desperation on the way out. The crowd cheers, as Candace is able to avoid the arena floor and elimination. Far less impressed with the Dragons handiwork is Andrea Montgomery who charges at her to finish the job. The Dragon notices the charging amazon and drops to the ring apron. She is careful to maintain her grip on the top rope as she brings it down with her. A look of surprise flashes over Andrea’s face as she sails over the top rope. “Now Andrea is out”, barks Reilly as once again his prediction proves inaccurate. Montgomery also grabbed the top rope to save herself from elimination. The crowd roars as both Andrea and Candace remain precariously situated on the narrow ring apron. “Well it would appear that either Citizen Andrea or Candace will be eliminated” Comet chimes in as both ladies get to their feet on the apron. They each grab the top rope as Andrea fires a sharp chop to the chest of Candace. The impact wobbles the Dragon who shakes it off before responding with a speedy palm strike of her own to Montgomery’s chest. The impact wobbles Andrea who responds with another nasty chop to Candace. As she prepares a follow up chop she eats a stinging palm strike across her throat. A grimace appears over Andrea’s face as she pulls herself back into the ring to regroup. The Dragon—realizing that the limited ring-apron real estate is not conducive to longevity in the match—leaps to the top rope and fires a flying drop kick to Andrea Montgomery. “Impressively, both Andrea and Candace have managed to avoid elimination” “I’m not impressed,” barks Reilly. “I was hoping both those jerks got tossed!” As Danny Dagda continues to ignore both Andrea and Candace he directs his attention to the far more formidable Jamie Drazon. A crazed smile graces his face as he assumes a three-point stance in the corner of the ring. The crowd reacts as Drazon begins to get to his feet. Silently Dagda measures his opponent, as his intentions are clear. The moment Drazon lifts himself off the mat Dagda fires a jarring spear at him. SHIT! A heartbeat before the collision Drazon leap frogs the charging rookie. The crowd roars as Dagda goes flying through the ropes and crashes hard on the arena floor. “Hit the showers rookie!” Reilly blurts as Dagda rolls in pain at ringside. The referee approaches Dagda he emphatically gestures for him to leave the ring area. A scowl appears on Dagda’s face as both men get into a heated argument. “Citizen Dagda is really getting into it with referee Lumas” understates Comet as Reilly holds back a chuckle. “Why not, you can’t fight Drazon you might as well fight the referee!” Outside the ring the referee and Dagda continue to argue as Andrea Montgomery fires a blazing missile drop kick to the popliteal area of Jamie Drazon’s left knee. The impact immediately drops Drazon to the ground as Candace joins in with a baseball slide to the side of the horror-core legends head. “Hey there double teaming him!” Reilly barks as Drazon grabs at his head. “That would appear to be a sound strategy in this match!” Comet explains. Andrea quickly attacks Drazons’ left leg as Candace launches an impressive Rolling Thunder on the fallen grappler. The crowd shows its appreciation, as it appears a distinct possibility that Jamie Drazon will soon be eliminated from the contest. The referee rolls back to the ring as Danny Dagda ominously circles the ring area. The smirk on Dagda’s face clearly indicates something is amiss. “What is that idiot grinning about?” Reilly exclaims as the crowd continues to blast the rookie. YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUUUUUCK!!! “It’s very unusual that the referee did not order Citizen Dagda to leave the ring area!” Comet understates. Inside the ring Andrea and Candace pull up the shaken Jamie Drazon. They both take a side as they attempt to give the resident legends a double suplex. As they grab at Drazon he quickly wraps his arms around both their heads and counters with a nasty DOUBLE DDT “Yowzaaa!!” Reilly yells as both Candace and Andrea are shocked by the move. Jamie Drazon takes a step foreward, and then falls to his knees as he is clearly spent from the action. He grabs at his left knee as it is throbbing in pain. As Drazon desperately tries to capitalize on his momentary advantage his uncooperative limb frustrates him. He slowly forces his way to his feet as Candace and Andrea Montgomery attempt to do likewise. “Move it, Drazon” Reilly exclaims over his Nacho’s as the SWF legend heads to the fallen Andrea Montgomery. He grabs her by the hair and pulls her to her knee’s as Candace shoots a chop block to the back of his left leg. “Damn that Dragon!” Reilly barks as Drazon falls back to the mat. Once again the two ladies in the ring unleash a stomping session of Jamie Drazon. They both unload with a flurry of kicks to his head, back and neck like a group of birds attacking a single worm. As Drazon lie prone in the center of the ring Andrea motions for Candace to step back. A smile flashes across her face as she leaps to the top rope and nails a Lion Sault on Drazon. The crowd cheers the high-flying maneuver as the ladies quickly pull Drazon to his feet and toss him over the top rope. “Now Drazon is out!” Barks Reilly as his streak on inaccuracy continues. Once Drazon cleared the top rope he quickly locked his arm around it to stave off elimination. The crowd roars as Danny Dagda runs towards the teetering Jamie Drazon. While Dagda approaches he is met with a thunderous toe kick to the skull as Drazon holds the top rope in desperation. Inside the ring both Andrea and Candace desperately try to dislodge the horror-core legends grip. Drazon responds with a brutal palm strike to the side of Andreas’ head. As she collapses to the mat Drazon fires another brutal strike that knocks Candace down as well. He quickly pulls himself back into the ring as the crowd rises to their feet HORROR-CORE HORROR-CORE HORROR-FUCKING-CORE As Drazon senses the tide turning he pulls Andrea up by the hair and slips behind her. A daze appears on her face as she tries to regroup from the previous Shotei. Drazon does not help matters as he sends her back to the mat with a punishing German suplex. “Jamie Drazon will show those little bitches whose boss now” Reilly barks as he is clearly enjoying watching Drazon beat down the competition. Drazon brings Andrea back to her feet only to return her to the mat with another German Suplex. Montgomery looks like a rag doll as Drazon gives her a crash course at the hard-core school of wrestling. His baby blue eyes practically dance with excitement as he once again brings her up, then back down to the mat with a third German. “Holy Hat-trick Citizen Andrea is indeed in dire straights!” the spandex super hero blurts as Drazon stands over the fallen Andrea Montgomery. The crowd in the stadium roar as he bends over to pick up Andrea when… CRASH Candace runs in and nails Drazon with Tornado DDT. “Damn that Dragon!” Reilly reiterates as Candace goes on the attack against the fallen Drazon. On the outside Danny Dagda quietly rolls under the bottom rope. The crowd immediately screams at the insidious entry as Dadga quietly measures the Dragon. “What in fuck is he doing back in there?” Reilly questions as Comet fiddles with his headset. A pained expression quickly passes over Cyclone Comets’ face as he hears Reilly drop the F bomb. Thank god it’s a PPV “The only thing I can guess is that he didn’t go over the top rope earlier” Comet replies as referee Lumas does nothing to stop the ominous Dagda from continuing in the match. As Candace begins to get a rally going it is immediately bought to an ending as Dagda nails her with a powerful clothesline. The Dragon quickly bounces to the mat and Dagda immediately hoists up Drazon. He fires a series of thunderous knees into Drazons’ gut then shoots the hard-core legend to the ropes. Drazon once again goes over the top rope “And Drazon is…” Reilly says before he remembers his earlier predictions, “…. in trouble!” Once again Drazon saves himself by grabbing the top rope. He pulls himself back into the ring only to eat a hard right hand from Dagda. Drazon falls motionless to the mat as Dagda gyrates over his fallen body. “What in the name of god is Citizen Dagda doing now?” Comet blurts as the big man continues to dance for the crowd. “Don’t know, maybe the Macarena!” After satisfactorily annoying the crowd Dagda returns his attention to the fallen Drazon. He pulls Drazon up to his knees and forces her head between Dagda’s legs. A sick smile cracks on his face as he hoists Drazon high into the air CRAAAASHHH The ring shakes as Dagda splatters Drazon to the mat with a horrific power bomb. “Holy Shit!” Reilly exclaims as he drops a Nacho on his pin stripped suit. “I think he just killed Drazon!” ASS-HOLE ASS-HOLE ASS-HOOOOOLE!!! As Drazon lie lifeless in the ring once again Dagda starts gyrating over his opponent. He slowly walks to Drazons’ head and coughs up a thick, slimy, disgusting copious glob of paramount disrespect and spits it directly in the horror-core legends face. The crowd explodes at the heinous action as Dagda once again does his pathetic Hulk Hogan schtick. “Danny Dagda is a reprehensible atrocity of a human being!” Comet yells as Dagda is basking in the love-fest. “I’m kind of warming to the guy.” On the mat Drazon slowly opens his eyes. A furious look is etched on his face as he runs his hands over the phlegm ball dripping off his right cheek. He grits his teeth, as he looks ready to explode at any second. Dagda grabs Drazon by the scruff of the neck and pulls him up. The crowd continues to vent their disdain for the obnoxious Dagda as Drazon fires a tremendous right hand to Dagda. The Mike Tyson-esque punch lands directly on his opponents jaw and sends the big man crashing to the mat instantly. “Tremendous comeback by Citizen Drazon” Comet screams as Drazon fires a series of devastating kicks to Dagda’s head and neck area. He pulls the rookie up and sends him hard to the ropes. The audience screams aloud as Dagda goes sailing over the top rope!! “Citizen Dagda is eliminated!!!” Comet squeals with glee. The smile soon fades from his face as he realizes Dagda grabbed the ropes on the way out and was able to avoid elimination. “He didn’t hit the floor. Don’t jump the gun and say he’s eliminated” Reilly lectures. As Drazon realizes that Dagda is still in the match he runs to the ropes and unloads a series of hard rights to his head. The grip of Dagda tightens on the rope as he refuses to go down without a fight. The crowd raises the roof, as they clearly would like nothing better than to see Dagda tossed unceremonially to the floor. Drazon leans by the top rope and grabs Dagda’s hands and locks onto his thumbs; a smile graces his face as he tries to dislodge—or at least dislocate—the uncooperative digits. As Drazon leans across the top rope he suddenly feels it give way. The crowd screams as Drazon slips over the top rope and goes sailing to the arena floor. The referee quickly motions for the hardcore legend to go to the back as Candace moves away from the ropes. Drazon face turns flush as he realizes it was the Dragon who pulled down the top rope and got him eliminated. As he stewed outside the ring Dagda quickly pulled himself back in. The rookie shoots a quick smile to the pissed off Drazon as he storms back to the dressing room. “Were down to three” says Comet as he demonstrated his keen mathematical skills. As Candace turns Andrea Montgomery greets her. She points in the direction of Dagda as Candace quickly nods in agreement. The two fire a quick double clothesline that drops the rookie to the mat. He is once again greeted by a series of kicks to the head and neck region and both ladies unload on the fallen opponent. “I’m not sure these two will be able to throw Dagda over the top rope!” says Reilly as he notes Dagda’s tremendous weight advantage. “I mean the rookie is huge!” As Dagda begins to turn to his back Candace immediately leaps to the top turnbuckle. The crowd cheers wildly as the high flyer takes to the air with an electrifying CORKSCREW LION SAULT Dagda winches in pain at the impact and quickly rolls back to his stomach. The pain in his ribs resonates throughout his body as he crawls in a snake like motion towards his corner. The journey is cut short as Andrea Montgomery fires a baseball slide kick to his skull. “If they can get him up this might be over!” Cyclone Comet states as Andrea and Candace bring the big man up to his feet. A glazed look is on his face as the girls prepare for their next move. The crowd goes wild as Andrea and Candace launch a double drop kick to the chest of Danny Dagna. The impact sends the big man crashing to the mat. The crowd cheers as Andrea and Candace exchange a high five as they continue to combine their forces against their common adversary. DAGDA SUCKS DAGDA SUCKS DAGDA SUUUUUCKS!!!!! “It appears the ladies have decided to team up against Danny Dagda!” Cyclone explains as Candace and Andrea both unload a series of kicks to the downed rookie. “We’ll see how far that gets them!” Reilly snorts. While Dagda struggles to recover from the attack, Andrea steps back from the action. The Dragon quickly launches a Lion Sault on Dagda that appears to rock the big man. As Candace bounces to her feet she fires a series of kicks to Dagda’s back. In her corner Andrea carefully measures Candace for an assault of her own. The moment Candace turns to face her partner/adversary she is met by a savage clothesline. “Holy Benedict Arnold!” Comet blurts as Candace is driven to the ground. “Andrea just turned on her partner!” “This isn’t a tag-team match!” Reilly chuckles. “There are no partners in a battle royal!” Andrea pulls Candace up and shoots a quick kick to the pit of her stomach. She sends the Dragon hard to the ropes and pauses to await her return. As Candace rebounds Andrea fires a hard clothesline WHIFF Candace quickly ducks under the wild shot and uses Andrea’s momentum against her. As Andrea turns Candace grabs her by the neck and counters the missed clothesline with a falling NECKBREAKER The crowd pops as Andrea Montgomery is momentarily stunned by the move. She digs deep as she struggles back to her feet but does not notice Candace preparing a welcome party for her BUZZSAW KICK Andrea’s head snaps back at the impact as the Dragon takes charge of the match. CAND---ACE CAND---ACE CAND---ACE “That was a significant impact on that move!” the spandex crusader offers as Reilly just shrugs it off. “Big deal” The Dragon reaches down and grabs Andrea by the scruff of the neck and fires a hard kick to her abdomen. As she doubles over Candace moves into position and quickly sets her up for the most unusual move she has done to date in her SWF career OSAKA STREET CUTTER A look of surprise flashes over Andreas face as the diminutive Asian hoists her into the air and nails her with the powerful reverse stunner. The crowd responds is shock at the move as Danny Dagna struggles to his feet at the other corner of the ring. “How could that bitch do that move to Andrea?” Reilly huffs. As he realizes he is talking about Andrea Montgomery he corrects himself “Oh, never mind” As Dagda begins to regroup Candace grabs the stunned Andrea Montgomery by the scruff of her neck and the seat of her pants and flings her hard over the top rope and out of the ring. The crowd explodes as the match is now down to two participants. “That god she’s gone”, Reilly exclaims. “I never liked her anyway!” “It looks like Citizen Andrea has been taking flying lessons from the ghetto bird!” Comet chuckles as Reilly raises his brow. “Weak!” Candace turns her attention at the ominous Danny Dagda. The big man appears somewhat stunned as he leans at the ropes. The crowd begins to chant, as it appears Candace might be able to fire a missile drop kick and send him over the top rope as well. CAND---ACE CAND---ACE CAND---ACE The Dragon quickly fires a well-aimed drop kick that lands flush on the jaw of Danny Dagda. The big man teeters near the top rope but the impact from the waifish Candace is not enough to send him over. As Candace gets back to her feet Dagda shakes off the effects of the drop kick and moves towards the center of the ring. A wide grin clovers his face as he sizes up his diminutive opponent. “Oh boy this is gonna be good!” Reilly snickers as Candace assumes her Dragon stance. A look of concern clearly etched on her face. “She just pissed him off!” As Dada moves right Candace moves left in a quick back peddling motion. Her eyes lock on his waist as she tries to anticipate his next move. The cocky Dagda takes his time as he catches his breath from the previous action. The crowd quiets to a low growl as Candace fires a quick spinning kick at Dagda. The well rested rookie quickly side steps the kick in a fluid motion as he begins to talk smack to the feisty Dragon. “This Citizen Dagda is certainly arrogant” Comet understates. “And why not? It’s not like Candace is going to hurt him!” Candace fires another quick spinning kick, which again misses the mark. The menacing Danny Dagda again sidesteps the move as he continues to taunt the Dragon. She responds with a flurry of palm strikes that connect sharply on the much larger Dagda, but do not seem to have much power behind them. As the crowd looks on intently Dagda launches a blistering clothesline that nearly decapitates Candace. The impact blasts her off her feet and sends her crashing to the mat in a crumpled pile. As Dagda slowly struts over to the fallen Dragon the crowd voices their appreciation for his efforts YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUUUUUCK!!!! As the crowd continues their serenade Dagda arrogantly raises his hand to his ear with yet another Hulk Hogan impersonation. A sinister smirk covers his face as he basks in the chorus of hatred from the Pasadena crowd. On the mat Candace lie motionless as her eyes glaze over. She stirs for a brief second as if making one last desperate effort to get to her feet but is not able to even raise her head. “That dastardly thug nearly beheaded Candace with that move” Comet exclaims “Why is it always...nearly?” As the crowd continues to voice their feelings Danny Dagda reaches down to the prone Dragon and grabs her by the scruff of the neck. She appears lifeless as he pulls her up to a vertical position. An evil grin flashes over his face and he presses her high above his head and tosses her over the top rope. DING DING DING As Candace is sent crashing to the arena floor the referee immediately signals for the bell. The lights in the Rose Bowl begin to brighten as the camera zooms into the fallen Dragon lying in a fetal position near the ring barricades. In the ring referee Lumas attempts to raise Dagda hands but is rebuffed by the burly thug who seems more interested in antagonizing the Pasadena crowds. “So a very good night for Citizen Dagda” Comet states as Reilly finishes his soda. “Not bad for a rookie”, his partner chimes in. The crowd continues to blast away at the new number one contender as Genesis goes to commercial.

5,567 I figured I would at least keep my streak of 0 no shows in tact. besides any effort to ruin plans for the most creative death and dismemberment of my characters always bring out the best in me.

I've seen a hell of a lot of really bad horror flicks. Lovecraft had a pretty damn comprehensive list. "Return of texas chainsaw" and "house of the dead" were easily at the top of my list. "The tommy knockers", "oasis of the zombies",and most of the children of the corn sequels are also on my list.

Might be. I didn't notice one but I would imagine there are others who feel the same way

I thought Orton was an excellent heel but I personally don't like him as a face. He first came in as a humble face as was boring as hell, he got very cool as a cocky heel but as a cocky face it's just not the same. I think the switch really set him back a lot.

i'd go with "resevoir dogs" as well. Buscemi was so great in that as was Michael madson. Just a great script, great dialog. I loved it

You're thinking of the Chinese. Frisco is Japanese. Two different countries. actually Frisco is American (as am I) I never said I was japanese

not as heavy as being called a "stupid fucking cuntbag"

I haven’t been around for a few days but since I saw one of my favorite’s commenting on this thread I felt compelled to take a gander at it. Nice to see the Frisco fest continues. I figured I might as well respond to some of the comments seeing as they are not even related to the infamous website conspiracy but are now just Frisco sucks in general rants. Like Samuel L. Jackson in, “Pulp Fiction”—only slightly less cool I’ll admit—allow me to retort: About the only thing MOE (Mike of Evil, or Toxxic, or Uber Dweeb) said that I agreed with was that I showed up for matches and did a good amount of promotion. I never once missed a match I was booked on. I once said I don’t do no-shows and my record remains clean in that department. Now if you think I suck as a writer that’s your opinion. All I’ll offer to that is writing tends to be subjective and I’m in a few other rp feds and this is the only one that has ever complained about my writing. I’ll admit actual match writing isn’t my strongest thing but I’m always working to get better so I’m comfortable enough with it. I’ve seen numerous flaws in other posts so I know I’m not the only one who makes typos or grammatical errors. As for the whiner bit that’s total bull. I complained once in two months about the Flesher match. MOE went on a rant I believe the card before last about something that happened and how his opponent wrote his character as doing either a face or heel thing (can’t remember,damned Alzheimer’s!) that was every bit as whiner-ish as my Fleshers comments. For him to complain about me is a case of the pot calling the kettle black! I’ve frequently read posts with him complaining about one thing or another either who he is fighting or something that occurred in a match. I only bitched once and I feel it was justified. My main gripe in the Flesher match was not that I lost as I definitely expected that would happen, but the fact that Candace was totally misrepresented in the match. The term “deer in a headlight” did not go over well. In her bio is says she wrestled for years in Japan. Why would she suddenly not know the first thing about wrestling? I literally cringed when he had her accept a collar and elbow lock up to start the match. That is something she would never in a million years do to someone like Flesher. The character is not stupid enough to try to out grapple Fleshers character, especially in a test of strength type move like that. She would have never accepted that and it was very much out of character for her to do so. I mean I always read the stats/bio page and spend a lot of time trying to be fair to whoever I’m gong against so that one particular match got me going. I never once have omitted my opponents intro as that’s just plain disrespectful. I doubt Flesher would be to happy if someone blew off his intro and had his character making out-of-character mistakes all over the match either. Would he be happy if the superior one suddenly forgot how do pull of a Suplex? Well I was none to please when Candace decided to try and out power a 250 pound grappler. I know hhh has held a burning contempt for me ever since I did that miscue on Nathan Davis valet. The difference was my mistake was just I misinterpreted the managerial involvement of his valet. I didn’t do it deliberately and I even pm’d him about that. I honestly didn’t think that is what the guy meant when he said “doesn’t get involved in his matches. I assumed he meant she didn’t hit the opponent with a steel chair outside the ring or do run ins and things of that nature. I was obviously wrong but it wasn’t because I didn’t check his stats or anything. It was just a case of bad judgment on my part and not any attempt to make him look bad. After reading his “Frisco sucks” remarks I can see I’m still on his dart board over it. I can honestly say I made a strong effort in every match I wrote hear or anyway else to make my opponent look good and to keep true to their character. I may not always get it right but I always make a hell of an effort to. I always try to incorporate all of my opponents signature moves in every match I’m in. As for MOE to call me a whiner when he’s been on a tangent about the mouse thing for two months is a stretch. I literally laughed about the “don’t show Frisco the puppy” comment. I can tell he still has nightmares about that damn mouse. It came as no surprise he was probably the first person who do a nutty over the template thing. I envisioned him emailing everyone like a little spiked haired tattle tale “Look what Frisco did”. I mean he must be very popular at his school—junior high I’m sure. Editors’ note-Frisco ran over three dogs on the way home this morning… I might have a thing for small Japanese girls but no more than other people have a thing about writing about Undertaker knock off characters or Chris Benoit, Matt Hardy wannabees. I like introducing characters that are very different that what is normally competing. Some will call that original; others will say I’m an asshole for not doing the same old same old so you can form your own opinions of me on that topic. Hopefully I haven’t missed out on anything to important here. Most of the comments were basically “Fuck you, Frisco” so it’s hard to reply to that other than I did earlier. I know someone mentioned the crazy glue would have hardened and that’s true. I took a little creative license on that one because I thought it was pretty amusing so my prank was likely far less successful that planned, but I did get a chuckle when I wrote it. As for Drea’s Tarentino,Quentin comment— it would still be grammatically correct to list the name in that manner in the post. This is not a glossary or an encyclopedia here, it’s a forum. While you take great delight in pointing out my mistakes hopefully your man enough to notice your own. Well that’s about it. To all the “Fuck you, Frisco’s” hears a great big “Fuck you right back”. To “reality check” all I can say is you have a unique website and I hope my detractors go right away and check it out.

I havent played it in years. It's one of those games I loved as a kid. I'm not sure how it will be today but it will be interesting to finally play it again.

I read something on one of the boards about the old atari game "wizards of wor" coming out as part of a PS2 collections game (someting like the Midway classics that had the original defender) only I can;t remember the details. Anyone hear anything about it?

thanks a lot. i'll be keeping my eyes out for it. For whatever the reason I always was a big fan of that game.

might be worth a video rental only because i'm a zombie film fan. BTW I loved "return of the living dead"

It all sounds good. I'm a fan on the series so it should be a good addition.

angle would freakin kill eddie in a fight. I just think maybe that some shit went down in the match and they were blowing off steam. From everything i've heard eddie has been having some serious problems as of late so maybe they are taking a toll. He definately needs some time off.

personally i hate to keep buying new formats. first its tape, then dvd, i'm sure they'll be something else in the next few years. It seems i keep on buying the same movies over and over again to keep current with the times. But I do buy all my new stuff in dvd. I just got the "hall of fame" dvd set and its really great.

I actually wasn't going to reply at all, but I can't leave with other responding to some of the absurdities in this entire topic. I will agree with Ace a little, but again I never planned on maintaining that stat thing. It was done more of a work in progress as i havent even tried to promote the site. I absolutely had every intention in the world of rewritting it. It was never my intention of keeping it. I just put it there for the moment and was going to rewrite it once I got a spare minute. If i'm this bug time competition--which is so freaken ridiculous I can't help but laugh--would I list SWF on my site? I mean I did the whoe damn thing up in like an hour its not even remotely a finished product. Thats why theres only one forum there. It's not like I went to the IGN boards and said "come check out my uber cool new site. I'd say your maknig a mountain out of a mole hill but that would be an exaggeration. And turning my attention of the mentally compromised Andrea 1)If you think the Candace character is a rip off of Kill BIll you obviouosly have not seen the movie. They are nothing alike. BTW it's Quentin Tarentino's and not Tarentino Quentin. At any rate comparing her to Lucy Lui's character just because there both Asian and both lost their parents is ridiculous. Batmans parents were also both killed by robbers so then did Tarentino rip off the caped cruisader? It's a childish argument from someone I expect is about 14 or 15 so I won't bother to really unload on you because--unlike you--I have more class than to write "F" you in bold text all over the internet. Ahh who am I kidding fuck you ass clown doesn't accomplish much but feels great so everyone who's been here who's been cool to me--and there have been quite a few--sorry if you took the web site in the wrong way. It was never meant to be what people are making it out to be. And to all the others who have blasted me here, allow me to repeat fuck you ass clown

thanks for your wonderful comments. You know you must be really insecure if your worried about my 2 cent little freebie site. I mean in my other efed half the people have pages like this just to screw around. It was never meant to be a rip off of the SWF--or any other site. At any rate I already removed the stats templete which is the only thing I used. As I told Mikeofevil I just did a cut and paste until I got around to rewritting it myself. I don't know why your so paranoid anout it. geez you make it sound like your the WWE and I'm Ted Turner making a comeback. Hell the only reason I even listed it was because you guys asked for people webpage in the profile sign up. Its not like i'm spamming it on the site. At anyrate I can feel the love here about now so I think I best be moving on. But really you guys do need to relax a bit because if you think i'm trying to compete with you or any other web site with that little freebie thing your really off the mark. si anara ps-a last comment before you make any comments about the tiny asian girl on the other site. I can't rip off from me and since I was the one who thought her up in the first place I don't see how you can say i'm stealing SWF characters.