The Niggardly King

Bart Scott for MVP

Bart Scott, Bitch!

Bart Scott... LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!

Tonight is the night Ravens, tonight you do something memorable.

Please make Mercury Morris a regular.

Fixed it for ya, pal!

I just see Big Timmy pressing him up against the fence for 25 minutes.

MERCURY MORRIS INTERVIEW, BITCH~!

He has all the tools to be one of the most entertaining heavyweights for the UFC, but he fights in such a pussy(smart) way that it's irritating. Combine that with the fact he's a dolt, and only calls out guys he knows he can manipulate into fighting his kind of fight... instead of just hating him, I've grown to like him for some reason. It's kind of a sad type of comedy that just won't end.

Hey, they can bring out SID and SCOTT HALL for the Kennedy Gauntlet.

Tonight is the Main Event... The whole Raven's team should be locked in a room, and watch Al Pacino's great speech from Any Given Sunday... just have that on loop until it's time to fuck shit up. Oh yeah! Let's go Ravens! Let's go Ravens!

The true king takes back his throne. Tim Sylvia by epic decision win.

They really need to update Rex Grossman FATHEAD'S. Give the Meathead his due.

Olbermann has a nice speaking voice... his shtick is shit.

I thought a consistent turd was worse than an inconsistent meathead?

Mangino is displeased...

Rex is gonna win a Super Bowl the same way Trent Dilfer did in 7 or 8 years.

So, it just took one week to feel the same about Rex again.

He's coming for what's his...

....BREAST CANCER!

"I have defeated 7 World Champions... and BREAST CANCER!"

Rex Grossman actually looks like an... NFL QUARTERBACK!

DESTINY

This is the year of Mangino. Kanasa vs Hawaii

It's like that guy wrote in Invader's post. It seems like a joke for "healthy" Subway to have this $9 monster.