The Niggardly King

Because he look good. He The Masterpiece.

I'm just going to make a few predictions. Niner become the #1 seed in the NFC Giants get squashed by the Saints in the playoffs Chargers make it to the AFC Championship Da Bears won't be back in the Soup The Steve Smiths featuring Kris Jenkins, DeAngelo Williams, and guest starring David Carr win the Soup. Maurice Jones-Drew is your NFL MVP The Mighty Quinn wins Rookie of the Year, passes for 2500+ yards, scores 20 touchdowns, and gets the Brownies into the playoffs as a weak wild card that get squashed.

Orton is really awesome right now. Whoever had the idea to give him even more of an edge with this cold asshole character... they need a bonus. I mean, he's even better on the mic now and isn't repeating everything.

"haha" funny, or "I want a cock in da ass" funny?

Well, he does look like a Greek Tito

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY!

HOLY SHIT! HAAS GETS THE PIN! HAAS GETS THE PIN!

Trips really needs a new gimmick... like Robocop. "He's one bad motherfucker!"

YES

Hahaha, Kennedy could have been an upper card face on Smackdown right now. BWAHAHA

But he's like 82 and weighs 400 pounds, it was only a matter of time with all that abuse he took in life.

Randy Orton realized the secret pinpoint area on the head during on of his drugged out rages.

Polka dotted long tights? He needs his OVW tights. One half polka dots, the other gold.

Not old school enough

That was probably the best running powerslam that he has ever hit.

She's gonna get FU'd on top of Murdoch.

I prefer the term BOSS

YES SNITSKY! That theme rules.

Nothing more awkward to me than a guy in his wrestling attire doing guest commentary on a womans match.

Come on a Maria!

It's not like Jim Ross laid him out.

BOOK-AH

Jerome... awesome

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Kennedy does suck in many ways... and I even like the guy. Orton seems like money due to the added edge they gave him of a guy who just wants to give people concussions. Plus, Orton is one of the most over guys no matter where they go. He has the teen girl demographic, which is very important since they give the best reactions, and will usually buy any merchandise you put out. A lot of guys around my age and in their mid 20s also like him, since he's "cool". The older crowd is give or take. I don't know what he brings to the table as far as ratings go. He's been consistently good since that match with Edge where his spot was supposedly threatened due to one of his many fuck ups. Honestly, it wouldn't be bad for him to have a run with the belt...