The Niggardly King

Haha, Randy Orton is really the next Lex Luger.

HEY~!

These remind me of the Maven's Dropkick facts.

There is no way Orton wins tonight.

It was me and my steel-toed boots

Actually, this was the first time I honestly didn't know.

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Remember that time on Velocity when Shelton said he was going to whip out his blacksnake? Man...those were good times.

Pittsburgh... no, but if they meet up with New England in the playoffs... they will be in trouble.

He's money... until playoff time.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's just fucking nasty

What are Kendrick and Londons new gimmicks?

Holy Shit... that guy took my order from Burger King today.

THE PANDA IS DEAD AND THEY'RE HOLDING A MEMORIAL IN HONOR OF IT YOU ASSHOLES AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

I hope AJ never stubs a toe, he may have to retire. On one hand people are saying wrestlers should take it easier and look out for their health, and when one does take precautions, you call him a pussy? I realize there's a massive difference between roid & pill abuse and a busted face but we shouldn't be shitting on these dudes for not wanting to fuck themselves up any more than necessary.

And it rocked, IIRC.

Yeah, Czech... bring that shit back

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You know it sounded cool... like it's a dude fingering a skunk... but then you actually see it... and it's kind of sad.

Just imagine those conversations.

That's really great.

I didn't mean to kick you Duke... I'm sorry... I forgot I had my steel-toed boots on.