The Niggardly King

I don't think anyone buying this cares about that mtach.

Why can't someone debut with a press confrence?

That doesn't quite look like a White Man In Business Suit...

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But he's never faced the DIABLO!

I had a dream a few years ago that there were hundreds of Michael Douglases, looking like his character from Falling Down walking down my street in two lines. Then somehow meat cleavers appear in their hands, and they start chopping up every black person in sight.

I perfer the COQ ROCK commercials

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Like...he enters number 30...and everyone else is eliminated by the time he gets to the ring? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've always wanted to see that ending.

Rey wouldn't be that far off though. With his new change of theme music, going over Eddie Guerrero plenty of times, and JBL recently, he could be up for a serious push. We'll see how much they think of him after this Sunday though, that will be the true test.

Even though I really don't like the guy, I'm going to say right around the time they decided to not put the belt on RVD, when he lost to Taker I believe. I'm not going to say it was just that one thing, but I remember a lot of people I knew quit watching around this time.

The Undertaker

Triple H

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You can create your own text, it just never really comes out to good. You can do this by using the Paint Tool I believe.

Did bees come out of his mouth?

I usually play 3 games. First off, I take TNA or ROH and take them to the next level while also trying to be realistic. Second game I book every WWE result. I like to see how long before I'm fired for doing the things they do in reality. Third one is I take WWE and mold into what I wish they were. A little bit of realistic, but mainly fantasy.

Arrested Devlopment is a fantastically hilarious show. Remember that time when Henry Winkler jumped the shark? Good Times...

A History Of Violence...

Scott Hall Bobby Heenan Terry Funk Goldberg Owen Hart Hiroshi Tanahashi Naomichi Marufuji Ultimo Dragon Me Ripper

Hi. My name is Ashley. It's too late now. You shouldn't have opened this bulletin,but since you did you will die tonight if you dont keep reading. Well, I'm 19. I molest girls and i'm a lesbian. I don't have eye lashes and I dont have a nose. Pretty sexy if you ask me. I also like your bed. I fit under it. Actually, i'm always under there you just dont know it; and tonight... when you go to bed im going to craw under the covers and stare into your eyes. and when u wake up I will scream at you then I'll stab you. you think its a joke. No. You are very poorly mistaken. However, if you repost this in 23 seconds with the title ''DUDE READ THIS! ITS REALLLLLY WEIRD!'', you'll be safe and I will leave you and your bed alone! Hurry you only have 19 seconds left!

Samoa Joe Mike Awesome Arn Anderson Andre The Giant Steve Williams Eddie Guerrero Chavo Guerrero Jr. Ron Simmons

This joke can never catch fire.

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