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Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

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  1. Possessed by black fucking metal, can't you tell?
  2. It's a good thing that you're not quite as bad a Deranged Hermit, because I would then have to say to you "Dude, you fucking suck just as much as Deranged Hermit!". I'm glad I don't have to hurt you like that.
  3. Laz is too afraid of my record collection to bother stealing any of it to barter with.
  4. The fact that a non wrestler probably isn't the best authority on the subject. Particularly this writer
  5. How do you explain the fact that i'm loved exponentially more than Deranged Hermit?
  6. I'm saving that for you actually.
  7. I wonder if i could get away with wishing death on you to.
  8. You should have read it then. Matt's column wasn't exactly JBL levels of vitriol
  9. ...he's in one of the top angles on RAW, and has been for a fair while now. Regardless of what some fans think about it, he's not exactly jobbing to Carly on one of the weekend shows.
  10. Mick Foley just started 25 minutes ago or so. Looks like it's the last one for the night unless they do replays.
  11. I'll just go ahead and cut off WMD's left ear and mail it to Banky so that he may use it for creating potions and curses and other cool shit to be used against TSM.
  12. Well, he tried. That should count for something.
  13. EDIT: And since when does this shit head think he speaks for all of us when he says that WE don't like the soap opera and other outside the ring shit. This kid doesn't know shit. This douchebag is just interested in getting over at the expense of another wrestler. Of course he doesn't care about the actual facts of what he's talking about or anything like that. He just wants to get his name on everyone's site and board (like he succeeded to do here) so he can say to his brother's in Markdom that he got over on Matt Hardy. Hardy has really been a lot more respectful and level headed about the Net than other guys in the past, yet he gets answered in the same way a JBL column does. It'll be a shame when Matt Hardy spazzes out and turns off the Version columns because of some random fag that can't actually work to get his name out properly.
  14. Inc is gonna be on a Real TV rescue segment.
  15. The biggest tragedy is that you may never get to hear and love my band so much that you'll switch teams and complete the Metal Hydra beast of TSM
  16. who are you to scold me for not knowing what the latest news is from National Wrestling Power or Pro Wrestling Super Stars or whoever the fuck. I don't give a flying motherfuck about some indy that is run in the Community Center in fucking Sioux City or wherever. Yeah you, Google, myriad fansite, WON, etc etc. I don't need to know what you think I need to know. You will never get famous. Ahem. Only if you learn paragraph breaks. *snip Promotion B bullshit that is little more than railing against some faceless company that books badly according to the author. All that remains is nothing regarding the original intent of the column* No, it's all vague references to things that you may very well have created while in need of column fodder. Funny, I feel one coming on myself after reading this... Ahem. or was that Amen?
  17. I want Inc to come on after the storm to let me know what it's like to get blown through a tree trunk.
  18. http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/albums/albums.html]This page lists his discography. Not knowing anything about Zappa, I don't know if this is accurate.[/url]
  19. No, the first two were right. No getting around it on this one.
  20. this is why the kids these days move on to harder drugs. The average pot seller is less careful about getting caught, and people still need to get a buzz off something.
  21. http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/ne...ewsitemID=25588 If this dumb bastard has been listening to bands like Mayhem and Burzum instead of shit like Dark Funeral, he'd have torched the church, killed the priest and then actually succeeded in his suicide attempt. What a wasted opportunity.
  22. He can duplicate basically any drummer except for maybe guys like Flo or Frost. He doesn't yet have full musical understanding of what's available to him but he's young and adaptable. Not like my Black Metal really needs wild timings and all that anyway.
  23. My drummer does none of those things and he plays anything I tell him.
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