Black Lushus

oh man, Tits is fucking up the lyrics badly...her singing is fine, but you gotta know the words!

So you started off as a surprise, gained a small following, then began blowing opportunities once you were in the big spotlight? yeah, I'm choking my ass off in this round.

guys...I can't believe I'm going to type this...but Bucky is not that bad tonight...little safe, but way better than I expected...better than Ace and Elliot for sure.

okay, I owe someone $100 bucks... Elliot's not doing too good...sounds way too Karaoke-ish, way too cruise ship singer-ish.

"you're a minx!" "a whu? a MINK???" she'll probably be safe because she's all blonde and skinny and awww shucks cutesy country and all... FASHIONISTA??? "aren't you arachnophobic?" "yeah ahm terrifahd of buhhhgs"

Ace wasn't BAD...at least it wasn't all falsetto...

Hoffy, don't sweat it bro...really, I don't take offense at all...I'm the Gonzaga to Czech's Duke.

who's the one that has the sig with "Lucius Pusey"? THAT takes the cake

Carnival-Carnival is less gay and asshat-ish Matt Young The Czech Republic-take it on home, bro Black Lushus CWM Hoff-slight edge to Hoffy Slayer-this dude's winning it Sass geniusmoment Zack Malibu-end of the road for my dullmoment voting KOAB-I love alf, but still gotta hook a brotha up alfdogg Чэв kkktookmybabyaway-Chave is cool, but kkk and I go way back Niskie-can we get Rudo outta here already, plus niskie is my boy! Rudo

AI really needs to expand their catalog of available songs for the contestants to sing...get multiple bands if need be. This specific genre shit is starting to get real old.

wtf is a deaf person doing out by railroad tracks anyway?

you really don't want to miss Bucky destroy a Stevie Wonder song...really, you don't.

if Ace could just learn to control his falsetto spells, learn to move in and out of them, he could do "Lately".

I mean, the fucking announcers were talking OVER him...I hope they got fussed at for that one...regardless of how boring or shitty a promo is, the announcer's can't be talking over it! Poor Joey....Poor Shelton...

i love when parents set their children up for such success.

oh man... tonight is "Stevie Wonder Songs" night...this will be bad...AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANTS SUCK AT SINGING STEVIE WONDER SONGS!!! I don't know about inidividual performances...$100 says Elliot does "Lately".

many people here have commented in the past that they think Shelton should get a TO type gimmick...after last night, they should never have Shelton talk again...ever. Ahmed Johnson wasn't this bad...at least that dude was INTENSE~! Shelton could never pull off "shit talker, hot shot athlete".

...wow. not much of a wrestle freak, is he?

let's just hope they don't make Indy 4 lame like Indiana, illegitimate teenage son Montana and Grandpa Jones all on an adventure together while bonding at the same time...plus no Brody (Denholm Elliot being dead and all)...all the Sallah in the world won't save this thing. I really hate when movie franchises go out with a bang and the studios just can't leave it at that...The Last Crusade was a great movie, a great way to finish of the Indy saga...why ruin it with more crap?

I'd fuck his bitchy girlfriend, just sayin...

I can't believe I missed that, my wife watches that show religiously...gonna have to catch it this weekend when MTV airs 5 episodes of every current series in a row 20 different times.

SKEET SKEET SKEET Am I getting old and out of the loop? First I don't know who's on my niece's little sneakers (Dora) and now I have absolutely no idea on who the ying yang twins are. no, I'm older than you...

SKEET SKEET SKEET

fuck a double post

Don't bother. It's just a Confidential piece about WM I, the end of Rock-Hogan, the WM 21 highlight reel and the end of this year's Royal Rumble all put together. There's nothing you won't see if you have the past few WM's on DVD. It's also hosted by Todd Grisham, who deserves a sound and violent beating for the "jokes" he makes. yeah, I saw it on cable On Demand...lame...