Big Ol' Smitty

*edit* low blow

My brother is a trucker who recently failed his drug test.

Who said they were good policies? They're not. None of his stuff is ever going to work. Ron Paul

But they're not.

No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma. Oh Dobbs, you and your racism. You so crazy.

Ultimate Matt Young bulks up not through an intense workout regimen and diet, but by ingesting Evander Holyfield's Missing Ear's jism. They're kinda like TSM's version of the Latino wonder twins on Heroes. + =

This movie is different. In this one, he's a jive talking weasel.

Man, I fucking hate rodents, but Splinter was pretty cute, twizted.

Will Ferrell is a young lion cub who must avenge his father, Mufassah, who was murdered by his treacherous uncle (via wacky hijinx involving a fucking weasel and a warthog).

I like it.

My backstory is exactly the same, I'm still a skinny 24 year old from Kentucky. The only difference concerns my various nemeses. a. Ultimate MikeSC still looks like Jack Black but is actually a cyborg programmed by Margaret Thatcher to hunt, destroy, maim, etc. b. Ultimate Invader3K is a self-hating Mexican. c. Ultimate Marvinisalunatic is a deranged railroad baron who has Glenn Beck podcasts piped directly into his head 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. d. Ultimate Czech Republic was a childhood friend whose outlook on how to fight crime sometimes differs, but sometimes we join together to defeat the evil Baron von Marvin.

I expect to be rounded up, tattooed, and put on a train to Dachau any moment now.

-Liberal Fascism, Jonah Goldberg

That video wouldn't have been cool in '52.

Don't defend that abomination, Dobbs.

Okay, this wasn't made by the Clinton campaign, but this has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life:

Oh dear God, marvin, you're going from Glenn Beck to Jonah Goldberg, the guy who wrote this: That's right, an ENTIRE BOOK comparing liberals to the Nazis. Godwin's head just exploded. THE GUY WROTE A BOOK THAT HAS A SMILEY FACE WITH A HITLER MUSTACHE ON ITS COVER

I think I requested a name change once to Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, but nobody ever changed it. So I've always been bigolsmitty.

There's a difference between sensible zoning and a complete ban from the entire state.

SuperJerk! Also, re: the discussion of the liberal epitaph earlier... Polling shows that "liberal" is the least liked political descriptor out there, but "progressive" is actually the MOST popular, it's ranked like this: 1. Progressive 2. Moderate 3. Conservative 4. Liberal If I can find the polling data on this that I read somewhere, I'll post it.

Did it again for today (the European History book was sitting in the next room, so I had another book closer.) Germinal, Emile Zola

Good for them. It's ridiculous that legislatures care what consenting adults are doing in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/13/washingt...amp;oref=slogin I don't know why McCain voted against this torture ban today, given his vocal opposition to torture thus far in this campaign and in debates with the other candidates.

There is a major difference between having a military base in a place like Germany and having one in Iraq.