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    Keepin' it real one year later.

    Elvin.
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    PROMO: The Solution.

    (The following takes place in the dressing room immediately after Slay Ride has gone off the air.) The shot opens with a view of SWF superstar Todd Cortez, seated on a bench and holding his head in his hands. There's no doubt that Todd is exhausted, having gone through the trials of both a ladder match as well as a no rules affair. Seated next to him on the bench is his newly won Hardcore Gamers Championship, the belt held until just hours ago by perennial Revolution Zero rival Sean Davis. "You beat me time and time again..." whispers the Urban Legend, barely audible to the viewing audience. "You've put my shoulders on the mat for three seconds, and think it was enough to hold me down? To break my spirit, shatter my dreams? After all you've done to me...to this company?" Todd tilts his head upward, his forehead bandaged due to the wound suffered in his matchup. "You take out my partner, you come at me with brute force. One on one, two on one, all on one...and I still kept coming. When Hollywood Boulevard lost the tag titles, we kept coming. When Mike Van Siclen heard that final three count, and the bell sounded to signal the end of one of the greatest wrestling careers ever seen...I kept coming. Physically I was being manhandled, but mentally...psychologically, you were the ones being defeated. Ghost? Yeah, Clark and I can take full credit for that, although I'm sure Mike approved, knowing it would make you think twice. Davis? Thought you put one over on me again tonight, didn't you? Thought that taking my title would cripple me once and for all and send me packing? Well, I guess that backfired now, didn't it?" Cortez scoops up the HGC belt and holds it in his lap, so the center medallion faces the camera. His tone grows louder, more stern. "Another match, another title won. A physical and moral victory all at the same time because tonight...tonight was MY night. Tonight...it was OUR night. In one fell swoop, the mighty Revolution crumbled. Sacred, Sean Davis, and you Toxxic...all falling in some form to a force that is greater than any rebellion or revolution you think you can begin. Tonight, Alan Clark came out from behind the mask, ending the fun and games and defeating Sacred. Tonight, Sean Davis took something from me, and I returned the favor ten-fold. Tonight...tonight, Toxxic, you lost that iron grip. Your claim to fame. The leader of a revolution? Maybe so, but no longer do you lead this company, because that is a job for Landon Maddix!" Cortez pauses, and takes a breath. "Landon Maddix. Alan Clark. There's a lot of history there. Wayward Sons, Hollywood Boulevard...even Landon and myself at one point, all with issues. Can we move past them? Maybe, maybe not. It's not my place to say...at least not yet anyways. All I know is what you've done, Toxxic...Revolution Zero...is you've got three men, different beliefs, but all with the same agenda. Because no matter what you do to us...beat us, jump us, make us bleed...it means we've done our job. It means we've gotten through, because we keep coming, and coming, and coming and you need to realize that we'll continue to come at you, because the truth is no matter what you do to us, WE WILL NOT STOP. Call us a resistance? The truth is that you cannot...you CANNOT resist OUR existence! So, then what? No World Title, Toxxic? A clean sweep of your contingent heading into the New Year? There are cracks in the foundation, Toxxic, and I have one more thing to say about it." Cortez leans forward, his eyes burning as he peers into the camera lens. "When it all falls down...I'll be the one stepping on the pieces." FADE OUT
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    Zack Malibu

    Crandamaniac is reading this thread. Haven't seen him in a while. Happy Holidays.
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    Your wrestler biases

    After Undertaker threatened him with harm in the dressing room.
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    Keepin' it real one year later.

    Hush, Frenchie.
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    Keepin' it real one year later.

    Pot. Kettle. Will Smith.
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    Zack Malibu

    Yes he does. Yes....he does. This reminds me of Tatoo from Fantasy Island. Jumbo sized.
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    Your wrestler biases

    I'm biased towards Shane Douglas and Brian Pillman. I was always entertained by them.
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    Zack Malibu

    Well, considering the blind girl was played by Nikki Cox, I'd gladly watch her "Get Low". "Yeah"! Puns rule.
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    Zack Malibu

    What are you saying? That blind chicks only dance to rap music? ...besides, we all know it was "Yeah".
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    Zack Malibu

    Care Bears trivia? Homey please. Asking me what song the band did on the Valentine's Day ep of California Dreams where Sly took the blind chick...that I know.
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    Zack Malibu

    The Care Bears didn't have a black bear. OMG RAYSIZM! Banky is no longer here. My guess is that his girlfriend came by, and she was wearing her fellatio hat.
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    Zack Malibu

    That guy? That's Lamar, motherfucker.
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    Zack Malibu

    Would Alvin stand a chance against:
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    Zack Malibu

    Elvin.
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    Zack Malibu

    Cosby's dad ruled.
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    Rock and HHH to compete for same role

    They're about two years too late in rejuvenating the MOTU fad.
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    Zack Malibu

    Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
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    Zack Malibu

    Speaking of Jason Bateman...Hogans vs. Cosby? Who wins?
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    Zack Malibu

    I used to think he was Fitz in Ski School, but Fitz was actually Styles from Teen Wolf Too.
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    Zack Malibu

    Back at ya, Mr. black man music elitist. Gimme back my socks. But does he like black punk?
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    Zack Malibu

    It's like Kelly Bundy. Something new comes in, something old goes out. It's the reason why I went shopping for tomatoes at Home Depot.
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    Zack Malibu

    Elvin's mom was the principal from City Guys.
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    Keepin' it real one year later.

    Fine, we can do without.
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