Zack Malibu

Read that book about two years ago. Definitely an entertaining piece. Although Nelson talked about Sherri like she was Stacy Kiebler or something. I've never found that woman to be attractive.

The OC Season 1 Mystery Science Theater 3000:The Collection, Volume 6 Dawn Of The Dead Unrated Director's Cut Scream The Faculty Scanners Friends Season 3

One of my top ten favorite movies, easily. And I swear it has nothing to do with being Italian, .

And the winner this time out is... Mystery Eskimo. So now, what you guys need to do is follow up on his show. You need to have the matches that he's already booked for this upcoming show, which are: TV Title Tournament Semi Finals: Rey Mysterio vs Sean O'Haire Paul London vs Brian Pillman World Title Qualification: Sting vs Sid Vicious (pending the UWE board's decision) Randy Savage vs British Bulldog ...and then add your own. Here are the specifics for this next show in Run-A-Fed. The opening match will be a singles bout, marking the debut of two new wrestlers. Please use any two of the following four-Elix Skipper, Stevie Richards, Haku, or The Mountie. There needs to be some type of huge stunt pulled as part of an angle. I'm talking about a car wreck, bus explosion, mystery hummer, etc. Some type of a Crash TV segment. One match must end in a no contest to build up a tag match for your main event. Someone must make a turn (face or heel) on this show.

Yeah, his REAL friends would never call him that here! Right, 'Mortal?

Ah, it was nothing. But if you want to continue the adulation, I can direct you to Ebay, where I've spied several things you could get me .

Stellar Project-Get Up, Stand Up. Download the radio edit version, as the extended mix has voice distortion to make the girl sound robotic. Never saw Laguna Beach, Pattycake. Is that the "real OC" show I've heard about?

He wanted a lil' extra something there for when he's tagging your mom's clit, asshat. By the way, bye.

I haven't even heard said song yet. I've been too busy bumping the new Gwen Stefani and Stellar Project joints.

Sleepaway Camp. I love it simply because of how fucked up it is.

Not bad, Joe. Not bad at all. Here's the one I did, which won't be counted when I'm looking at everyone's. Mine's just for fun. -The show opens immediately with a matchup, as Paul London, Jerry Lynn and Max Moon defeat Jamie Noble, Alex Wright, and Bobby Eaton in 10:12 after London pins Eaton with a Shooting Star Press. After the match, Wright and Noble berate Eaton and corner him, turning on their partner and making it a 2 on 1 until "Sweet" Stan Lane, whom it was said in commentary was working a road agent position for the show, ran in to help his old partner run Noble and Wright off. ***1/4 -We cut to the commentary position where Joey Styles and Mike Tenay discuss the new company and the stars it contains. They also hype several matches for tonight, including this next one... -TV Title Tournament: Dean Malenko defeated British Bulldog via submission to the Texas Cloverleaf in 9:47. Bulldog overpowered Malenko in the early going, but Dean targeted the knee and focused on it for some time. Finish saw Davey go for his trademark powerslam, only to have his knee buckle under him. Dean worked it over a bit more and applied the Cloverleaf, leading to his victory. ** -Backstage, Christopher Daniels was getting ready for his match, when he was approached by Sean O'Haire. O'Haire told Daniels that while they're ideas are similar in theory, they're different in practice. O'Haire called Daniels weak, and vowed to "rip the wings" off the Fallen Angel. -TV Title Tournament: Christopher Daniels pinned Savio Vega in 7:05 after the Angel's Wings. O'Haire looked on from the ramp for most of the match, and mockingly applauded Daniels' victory. **1/4 -Brian Pillman raved backstage to Josh Matthews about having to go through three others tonight just to get a shot at being the first UWE World Champion. Pillman said if that's the way "they" want it, then fine, he'll go through anyone...even Matthews. Pillman swiped the mic and cracked Matthews with it, then pummelled the former Tough Enough contestant until UWE staff pulled him away. -Randy Orton WALKED~!, until he was confronted by Arn Anderson and Barry Windham. Anderson said that Orton might think he's got a "free pass" in having to fight David Flair tonight, but Anderson and Windham were David's guardians, and were going to see that the legacy of a Flair was not cast aside in one of a lesser man, namely an Orton. Randy just sneered as the two veterans walked away. Street Fight: The Nasty Boys defeated Kronik after busting Clarke open with the ring bell in 8:22. This match went all over the place, and was a decent enough brawl given the participants. The Nasties continued the beating after the match ended, leaving both members of Kronik downed and bloodied. *3/4 -David Flair beat Randy Orton in 6:04. Flair came out with "Uncle" Arn and Barry Windham. Orton dominated the younger Flair and hit the RKO at about the two minute mark, but Anderson got up on the apron, allowing Windham to sneak in and lariat Orton, giving David a near fall. Windham then complained to the ref about the count, allowing Anderson to slide in and DDT Orton, but still only getting two for David. Finally, Anderson grabbed a chair, but Dean Malenko ran out and swiped it from him, only to bash a recovering Orton over the head with it and put David on top for the pin. After the match, Arn Anderson said that the Horsemen were riding again, this time with a "Young Stallion" at the helm (and this time it wasn't Paul Roma). * -TV Title Tournament: Ken Shamrock defeated Masahiro Chono in 13:44. Stiff contest ending when Chono tried a Yakuza kick, only to have it caught by Shamrock and get dragon screwed down, leading to an Anklelock for the submission. *** -TV Title Tournament: Arn Anderson pinned Dustin Rhodes in 7:56. Before the match, Anderson got on the mic and said that the blood of an Anderson meant more to this business than the blood of a Rhodes would, so Dustin needn't worry about losing so much of it tonight. As it were, Rhodes didn't bleed, but did go down to the DDT after Arn escaped a Curtain Call attempt. Post-match saw Windham run in and beat on his former partner along with Anderson. ***1/2 -In the main event, Brian Pillman won a four way elimination match over Shawn Michaels, Sid Vicious and Sting, which puts him in the UWE World Title match against the winner of next week's 4-way. The match was mainly face vs. heel, save for one portion where Pillman, in all his psychotic glory, stood toe to toe with Vicious, slapping him and calling him on. Sting fell victim to a Vicious powerbomb for his elimination, Vicious went down after two superkicks, and Michaels fell victim to a cradle tombstone piledriver for Pillman's win. Next show: Malenko vs. Daniels in the semi finals of the TV Tourney Shamrock vs. Anderson in the semi finals of the TV Tourney TV Tourney finals Midnight Express vs. Wright/Noble Pillman vs. winner of Savage/Mysterio/Windham/Saturn for the UWE Universal Title

Hey, those are our names! You so had that planned, didn't you?

I actually had a buddy of mine make a DVD with every ep. Great quality too. I watch it fairly often. That show could have gone on much longer, but of course it's always the good ones that get canned.

Watched Maniac Cop this afternoon while doing shit around the house. Probably not as good as I remembered it from seeing it ages ago, but a decent time killer. I can't hate on anything with Bruce Campbell in it, that's for sure.

Ooooh, Malibu Barbie! Them's fighting words! Call me when you get past the elementary level flame baits and stop cluttering this folder with your TNA rendition of Queer Eye.

Cortez shifted back to the USJL Title immediately after winning it on Storm.

OK, because this couldn't have gone in the...oh I don't know...Impact Taping thread? Enough with the stupid threads please. No one cares if you notice AJ's bald spot or Hall's gut or Jarrett's razor burn.

I do tape them. HEY! I'll pay you money to send me a tape of Hang Time! Do you have any USA High? I have pretty much every episode of Hang Time, save for the first season. For some reason they never aired those eps on ABC Family last year during the reruns. I WISH I had USA High. That and New Class episodes are greatly needed by me. The only New Class I have is the very first one, which blew ass. Tony-that DVD is tremendous. I'm hoping for some more in the future as well. I highly recommend that for any old school fans, or anyone interested in it. And you can buy it from me .

Well yeah, I mean Zack's still the same wrestling wise, save for a few new moves and working heel style. You should tape episodes so you always have them around to watch. Like I did with nearly every TNBC show ever aired.

They need to re-evaluate the entire X Division. It seems that now they're more concerned with a nice spotfest rather than some actual story driven matches (re: Lynn/Styles/Ki era). They have enough talent in that division to blow people away, and that's something they need to do if they want to draw in more interest. Make some well-defined face and heel characters for people, get some feuds going in the division that aren't solely for the title, and let it take off. Konnan and Road Dogg won't get cut because like them or not, the marks eat them up with a spoon, and they're easy to merchandise. They're good to pop a crowd, work an opener, or have a midcard feud, but that's it. Run some new, never been done before feuds. No more AJ vs. JJ for the 100th time. Let's have Raven vs. Daniels. Shane/Kazarian could target Brown. Sabin turns heel on Jeff Hardy and tells him he's a shell of what he used to be, and Sabin is the future. Some of those matches might be ass but at least it has the more credible names doing something to make a new base of talent look good.

It is? How is "heroic, preppy babyface" the same as "paranoid, psychotic, egomanical heel"? Anyways, funny to see PK mention the return, because I had just been thinking about why he didn't come back. He knows by now the door is always open, so I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see. Isn't Dharma and Greg on DVD yet?

Welcome to the Nash booking era.

Just say no, JAxl.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. In your case, even moreso.

That tune rules.