Zack Malibu

I'm friends with this guy above me.

WWE Smackdown! Presents Armageddon! Live from a newly renovated arena in some capital city located within the 48 states. HEAT Match: Akio and new tag partner Asai (Ultimo Dragon sans mask) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty and Shannon Moore in 6:45. Short match, but good debut for Ultimo's new character, as he and Akio get the win with a top rope rana/moonsault combination. Billy Kidman was ordered barred from the building due to his recent actions of trying to reinjure Chavo Guerrero. ARMAGEDDON: Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns (with Kurt Angle) defeated Charlie Haas and Rico (w/ Miss Jackie) in 8:07. Haas turned on Rico and left him victim to Reigns' neckbreaker, then all three shaved Rico's head. Heidenreich read a poem to us all about how he's going to cripple Rob Van Dam tonight. Rey Mysterio defeated Spike Dudley in two straight falls to win the WWE Cruiserweight Title in 20:09. With the first fall thrown out due to attempted Dudley interference, the ref ruled that two straight falls needed to take place for the win. Heidenreich pinned Rob Van Dam in 7:53. RVD was a bump machine, and the finish saw big John grow aggrivated with near falls before finally planting Rob with a Triple Bomb. 8-Man Elimination: Paul London, Chavo Guerrero and The FBI defeated Buh Buh Ray, D-Von, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki. Buh Buh pinned Stamboli after a 3D. Suzuki pinned Nunzio after the claw STO. Chavo and Buh Buh were counted out of the ring. London pinned D-Von by blocking a powerbomb with a rana rollup. London pinned Suzuki after four missle dropkicks (one from each corner) and a springboard DDT. London pinned Dupree with his Shooting Star Press to get the win for his team. Carlito Carribean Cool stated that lying, cheating and stealing doesn't make you cool, but being a champion does. Carlito Carribean Cool beat Eddie Guerrero to retain the US Title in 15:22. Carlito put the belt in the ring and played dead (a la Eddie), but when Guerrero went to toss the belt out, Carlito popped up and used a rollup with the tights for the three. Kurt Angle was given a pep talk from Jindrak, Haas and Reigns about his upcoming match with Booker T. Carlito was caught coming through the curtain by Josh Matthews, and said that beating someone at their own game, like he did tonight, is cool. Booker T. pinned Kurt Angle in 18:17. Afterwards, Angle's goons ran in for a four on one until the lights went out and Undertaker made his return to make the save. Big Show pinned John Bradshaw Layfield to capture the WWE Title in 14:49 of a Falls Count Anywhere Match. After chokeslamming Orlando off the stage, Show kicked out of two Clotheslines From Hell before chokeslamming JBL through a gimmicked part of the stage and pinning him for the title. Haas joining Angle's group puts the Jackie sit...

Pillman, my half sheepdog/half lab (we think...we know he's part sheepdog as he's got the markings, but the pound originally told us he was border collie and lab). He's gonna be 2 next month. Growing up we had a German Shepard who lived until 15. We also kept one of her puppies until it became too sick and we gave it to another family who would have had an easier time caring for her.

Yo, this dude named Patty is in the mix Putting verbal smackdown on CanadianChick Sends me songs for my CD's But all he does is light up trees Told him to stop, asked him please Before he turns into RVD I'm Mr. Malibu and damn am I hot I'ma finish this up with a BELTSHOT~!

No. It's a lot of that USWA-era footage that finds its way onto various cheapy releases. I've actually gotten a bunch of them, and they're nothing special, save for the odd match. A real bargain at Wal-Mart is that they're carrying the Wrestling Gold five disc set for like $15 now (was formerly around $50).

This really warranted a thread here, huh?

::Release The Malibu Mixtapes:Vol. 1::

Amen, PLUS I have to pick up the latest MST3K boxed set which has some of the Comedy Central episodes on top of all those. *thinks of incoming credit card bill and cries*

Too bad they're big names that can't work worth a damn. For some reason, all I see happening is Jarrett retaining the title, and both Outsiders attack him, leaving him to be the loner face that none of the other babyfaces want to help/trust while The Outsiders take over the company.

I'm still waiting for the non-jailbait proving picture. Those smileys don't detract from the fact that you're hellbent on seeing a picture. PS: She's 17, so there. You found out the answer to your question, and didn't need a pic for it!

Glenn, you suck at life. OK then, all PBP bashing aside... Akio isn't in OVW, just Velocity and dark match hell. Yang is as good as any junior/cruiser around, and he sits and rots in matches with Stamboli. I dunno how I feel about Yakuza v.2. I'm not a big Suzuki advocate, but I do admit I don't mind how they use him now, with the shades of comedy. They're making a big mistake taking the whole mask/superhero image of Ultimo Dragon away, because he'll be much more marketable with it, for the obvious reasons. Funny how they resign Rey and put the mask back on him, ignoring the maskless WCW era, simply because they knew they could market it, yet Ultimo has a similar identity and they scrap it in favor of another generic foreign heel?

I address the haters, and underestimaters, and ride up on them like they escalators.

Hasn't been around since Russo first lost power in TNA last year. Apparently Jeff Jarrett wasn't too keen on him, and he was always getting stuck in shit angles to begin with. I did mark out when he finally arrived in TNA though. I always dug the guy too.

Who gets which? Dude, it's an angle, give it time! You silly kid and your Crash TV and short attention spans.

I don't pander to all of them. Off the top of my head alone, I never really talked to Stardust or Sweet and Sexy Diva, and I know there are a few more than them.

Stop trying to put yourself over at my expense. Our last feud led to Tiff, and the only good thing to come out of that were those pics (which I no longer have). Plus, I'm not feelin' it.

Sure. Pencil me in for "drunk guy who wanders on stage and makes a speech even though he doesn't know the bride or groom." LOL. It'll go something like this: "Remember that time when *hiccup*...in the WWE folder that...no wait, that wasn't you. Oh, I know...no, that was Czech...OK whose bar mitzvah is this?"

Not sure of a date yet. Wanna be in the wedding party?

They actually took that name from XPW. I swore I read somewhere that the reason Carlito got a call up into a major role was so that he could help draw people to the show, which would have made it an SD! PPV. Unless the coolness plans on heading to RAW anytime soon.

No you're not!

No.

Damn, I went off on that guy a few times. Forgot all about that. Ah well, that's what he gets for messing with CC.

Jivin' JR~!

Right To Censor could have been bigger than it was had it been pushed right. Richards was a MAJOR heel at the time, and had they gone all out with it and had them go after major names (instead of APA or The Kat) it could have been great career growth for some, if not all of them. I always dug Val and agree with Coffey in that he's a complete package, yet horribly misplaced in the undercard. The porn thing worked in the Attitude era, they switched gears and put him with Trish (although they never really gave him a hook at that time, so he felt bland to many), then RTC, then back to Val, then Cheif Morley, then back to Val. Personally, I'd love it if they worked this in with the Hurricane's impending heelishness, and had both he and Val ditch their costumes/gimmicks, confide in each other about how sick and tired they are, and join forces. That'd be a pretty cool team, IMO, and would help the stagnant tag scene.

Ms. Crys isn't around.