Zack Malibu

Vader was in TNA for a few shots, however. I'm not against Vader showing up again, but the last time he was so blown up no good really came of it.

To be honest, I never found Jamal all that offensive. He and Siaki made a pretty good team I thought.

No, he said WHAT it is, not WHO it is. It is the finisher of resident NWA:Wildside shit-stirrer extraordinaire and fellow Saved By The Bell Mark Salvatore Rinauro. And shockingly enough, it is NOT a legdrop. Why was I here again...OH! Happy Birthday Tom!

Thank God for mulitple DVD sales and the WalMart bargain bin. I didn't pay more than $10 for any of these, and some were on sale 2 for $15, 2 for $20, or 3 for $20 this week. Between Saturday and today I bought: Rush Hour Rush Hour 2 Best Of Friends volumes 2, 3, 4 (couldn't find the season 1 disc...bah) Swimfan Jerry Maguire Cheaper By The Dozen Animal House Probation Edition Sleepers She's All That Zoolander

Disregard this. I read the match description thinking it was a wacky 8 Man tag. That's what I get for getting 5 hours sleep over the course of 2 days.

Hmnph. If anything, shouldn't Masked Man at least be on the same team as Cortez?

Well, they are my babies, so I can take control. It's just that Tony and Eski had the long feud planned out, and it was easier for the two of them to write alongside each other rather than me juggling three guys. And I ride no one's coattails!

If you didn't find them attractive, then why were you attempting to dance with them? And who cares...going to a club is all about having a good time. What these girls were doing is fairly common practice. If they wanna show off as their good time, then let 'em. Just go off and do your thing.

You've done a good job since I gave you free reign of the GPX Tony, but you also don't have to be shy in asking me to turn in a promo or help out with them. I just thought you guys had a good grip on things, and combined with my schedule, as well as my work on the Zack/Crystal feud AND my SWF ventures, writing for two more guys probably wouldn't have done the GPX justice. You've built them well, and I'm happy to see my creations with the gold. Waitaminute... Zack Malibu: World Champion GPX: World Tag Team Champions Oh no. I'm unintentionally becoming Popick!

ED~! I definitely think you should be back in some capacity. Do up a review of Bubba Ho-Tep, if you've seen it. It's a movie right up our alley.

The Casino Floor Brawl has probably been my favorite thing to write thus far, although the upcoming angle that has begun with the "battle for the tag belt" should be a doozie too.

Dry shave, or a nice lather?

At first I thought Inc was offering his grooming services to us all.

I also believe that when Rick Rude opted out of his contract in the midst of this storyline, they said that Jack Tunney had "suspended him for his actions".

Last time you punched somebody: The other night, during a mock fight with a friend. Last time you ate meat: Tuesday. Last time you got arrested: Never have been. Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend Shalyn Last regret: Spending a bit more than I should have recently Last time you wore a suit: Oh man, it's been at least a year. Last country you visited: Never been out of the States. That'll change soon enough, though. Last injury you suffered: Pillman (my dog, not the deceased wrestler) bit me accidentally when playing, so I had a few little cuts on my fingers. Last family outing: Family reunion, last weekend. Last item you put on your credit card: Soap:Season 2 on DVD. Last beer you drank: Miller Lite Last movie you watched in full: Drive Last time you lied: Outside of the stupid little lies like "I'll do it in a minute" and then don't, etc., I have no clue. Last meal you ate: Pizza from my uncle's bakery Last time you laughed: Joking around in the school staff lounge at work today. Last video game you played: ESPN NFL 2K5 Last album you listened to: Euro-Freestyle Invasion, Volume 2 Last time you said 'I'm sorry': To a co-worker, when I accidentally bumped into them while walking my kids back to class today. Last sport you watched: RAW this past Monday. Last time you said 'This is the last time': Beats me.

If I'm not mistaken, it was a light heavyweight wrestler named Bobby Bradley, whose name I had seen appear in PWI's for a while, but I'm honestly not sure of anything extraordinary he did.

I've got it hanging in my pants.

Go skiing in nearby Aspen?

Well, Rey is being dropped on his head for no real reason, just by The Dudleys. While I'm interested in seeing Spike as a heel (and how The Dudley Trio works out), it's only been a month or so that Spike and Rey have been "friends", so there's no real emotion in the turn/feud.

Slayer on the stereo, or Slayer in my pants? The choice is yours...in my pants.

I feel the tension. Spike's secretly thinking "I want Rando to put his hand in my pants."

Got this one at Old Navy recently, for $7.99. Also got one that says "Worth The Effort".

I could see everyone in WWE (storyline wise) questioning the Jordan turn, and then have Jordan play the "race card"on new GM Long, saying something about how he's living the rich man's dream while Teddy pretends to "keep it real", or something. Basic gist: They'll have Jordan act like white people are better than blacks, and he agrees with it, playing into the racist tendencies of the JBL character. The Spike heel turn was seen coming from a mile away, and at least freshens him up a bit. I could totally see him being the little shit stirrer who relies on his brothers to back him up. Could make for some good promos. The Cena/Booker thing I don't get. They're gonna wrestle 5 times (or at least 3, though I doubt either would win in straight matches/falls). Eh, not the best match for either guy, as Booker is dragged down by injury and Cena is not a carrier.

How'd you get "TD" out of Todd Cortez, Landon? Silly typos.

This is like the OAOAST version of In Your House:Beware Of Dog. Minus Savio Vega.