Zack Malibu

Pacific Blue was the name of the show. Lopez just got married to Ali Landry (the Dorito's girl), and I've seen him hosting all sorts of shows, from "The Other Half" to some pet show to one of the recent Star Search/talent hunt type of shows. Gotta agree on Mark-Paul having the best post-SBTB career. He's awesome on NYPD Blue. I'm also a Dead Man On Campus fan. Tiffani was great as Val on 90210, and she had the role on Fastlane, although that got canned fast. Last I heard from her she had guest starred on Good Morning, Miami.

Hrm...Bankywood Industries or Malibu Enterprises? Or there was when CWM, Caboose, Poet and myself got the Smartmark Mafia nickname.

*Ahem* The In Crowd now goes by the name Hollywood Boulevard, kthxbye.

Northstar. He's been asking me to do it for ages now, but I never would as a running gag of sorts. Looks like he finally broke down and asked someone else.

I can appreciate the sequels on the grounds that I like cheesy/campy/bad movies, and am a horror buff on top of it. However, the sequels to Child's Play have taken a different turn, so you're not getting the same cookie cutter Chucky story. Sure, he's still a killer doll, but did you think back in 1988 that 15 years later, he'd still be around, only this time on a killing spree with his formerly human girlfriend and have a doll-spawn who's gender confused AND trying to live the good life while coping with the fact that his parents are murders? The series has become more horror/comedy than anything.

We could always do some cross-promotional idea (thoughts have been tossed at times, but nothing ever came of it). However, it'd be a task to work out, as we work in two totally different styles of writing. As I've said before though, while the writing abilities of many in the OAOAST would surely get them noticed here, the bottom line is that it all comes down to each individuals "life schedule" and how they pace themselves. Right now, it's a chore for some to get their OAOAST stuff done, never mind leading the "double life" like me and Mike do.

I'm looking forward to this one. I've also got to agree with Satanico...for a movie that's priding itself on not taking itself seriously, no one should be complaining about it. We know it's not gonna win an Oscar...just go have a good time watching it.

Hey, that Berlyn gimmick was over until no-selling bastards like Bagwell and Duggan shit on it. Then the useless bodyguard became the one with the push. Anyhow, I just read that Trips/Shelton will open RAW up, so I'm going to assume they'll end the night with the cage match. I'm figuring this is H's vengeance for the two losses against Shelton, although if they plan on keeping life in him, they need to have Benjamin take everything and more before finally succumbing (I'm thinking Orton helps Triple H get the win as payback for Benjamin saving Race two weeks back). I'm also looking forward to Eugene/Conway, as these two guys have worked together long enough (as rivals and as a tag team in OVW) to know how to put on a good match. Conway'll get in trouble, Grenier will try to intervene, only to be knocked out with the Power Of The Punch from Regal, and Eugene will get the win. Orton/Edge should be a decent, above average contest, however I wouldn't put the belt on Edge, as he really doesn't have a program yet other than being Benoit's backup against Evolution. Keep the belt on Orton and pass it to Benjamin when it's time. Batista/Tajiri could either be entertaining, or a mess. I'd expect typical big man/little man shenanigans, maybe with Tajiri getting the win with the mist again, setting up some type of match at the PPV where Batista goes over him. The cage match has the potential to be a show stealer, as Jericho can go (duh) and I'm really digging Christian's character these days. Jericho will win out despite the attempts at interference from Team Christian, and one of the two will get their title shot at the PPV (I'd assume Jericho, since I think he's going over here.) Just keep Christian away from Edge right now.

Tony, if you want to, you can do a singles match with one of the GPX crew to build upt the PPV match.

I'd just talk to my friends from here/WDI on AIM.

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down. Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me. Bitch. $5 says Seth ends up in Pittsburgh. He left on his boat. I don't think he'll be headed to Pittsburgh on that.

Even BestBuy.com says there are no matches for "Hobgoblins". You sure it's the same movie. I'd also say "there should be a shitload of them there, because who would actually buy this movie"?

Funnily enough, I just was scrolling through the 100 Worst Movies according to IMDB, and this was on it at #10. It's out of print, and I don't think the MST3K ep with it is out on DVD yet. So luckily for his sanity, none of us can give it to him.

It was a plausible way to bring him in. They needed to do it in a big way in order to capitalize (which they didn't wind up doing). I'm sure there are a million other ways he could have came in and been better than he turned out to be (not by lack of talent, but by the booking crew).

But it was parodied on MST3K, one of the funnier Sci-Fi eps ever, hence why I'm giving it to Angelslayer, him being a hardcore MSTie and all.

Actually, my parents were lost on an excursion in Zimbabwae long ago. I don't know who you have in there, but have fun.

Channels the spirits of the great heels like DiBiase, Savage, and Flair. Realizes none are dead, and panics.

Did you fire him, or shift him up/down the card so that you could just let him go? Also, I've taken to tweaking my 4.0 so that things match up with how they are now. I've only worked on the WWE, but I've turned Nick Dinsmore into Eugene, done all the roster shifts that took place during the lottery, upped the overness of some guys, put others in WWE (like turning Yang into Akio, etc.) TNA probably won't be as much of a challenge, so I may not even do it. My next venture will also probably be the "what if" scenario of Turner's federation, with Austin and Goldberg at the helm of it.

To my knowledge, no one else is jumping ship. I also know what you mean about tag teams, because we've got the same problem in the OAOAST, where every team was either makeshift, or the secondary characters of some posters (myself included).

The scene opens with Todd Cortez, the "Urban Legend" himself, practicing martial arts kicks in his hotel room. Cortez, who has worked up a sweat during this exercise, looks vicious in his warm-ups, as if the phantom blows are aiming for a real opponent. In the midst of throwing a snap sidekick combo, the door to the room swings open, and Mike Van Siclen nearly walks right into Cortez's foot. "Whoa, easy killer. I come in peace." "My apologies, Mike. Guess I was getting too into the workout." "Yeah, I can tell. You smell like you just had a Hog Pen match against Henry Godwin. Obscure references aside, I thought you might want one of these." Van Siclen tosses Cortez a bottle of Powerade, which Cortez takes and quickly chugs most of. "So listen, Todd..." starts Mike. "...I know you didn't come in here expecting to be thrust into the singles spotlight so quickly. I also know that I'm the proud representative of the SWF Hardcore Division, and it seems to me that our current situations can be beneficial to both parties." "Come again?" asks Cortez. "You know, it's usually only the groupies that ask me that. Anyhoo, here's my plan. You want to move up the ranks and make something of yourself, make your mamma proud, fulfill your fighter's destiny and all that hoopla, correct?" "I want to do right by my family, and show them that I've made something out of the hand I've been dealt, yes." "OK. We also both know how much I love the gold. I love it in all shapes and sizes, but I especially love SWF championships, because it tends to piss certain people off and I get off on that. So, here's my proposal. You want to move up the ranks, you need someone who's gonna be able to help you exploit everyone's weaknesses, give you the in's and out's, the do's and don't's. Me, on the other hand, need an insurance policy, someone to make sure that I don't get screwed out of my championship, and who better than my main man and tag team partner." "Let me get this straight, Mike. You want me to help you hold onto that belt, and help you fight your battles?" asks the Urban Legend. "You make it sound like we'd be doing something wrong. It's hardcore baby! Anything goes!" proclaims Van Siclen, a sneaky grin stretching across his face like the Cheshire Cat. Cortez inches closer to his partner, so that they are eye to eye. Cortez seems to be infuriated, but keeps a quiet cool. "Here's what I think, Mike. I don't know why you can't seem to get it, but I'm here not to be an errand boy. You needed a partner, and THAT is where I come in. Now you know I got your back whenever you need it. That goes for tag matches, or when you allow your mouth to get you into trouble. I think I've more than proven my loyalty to you and our team. However, I will not help you hold onto that belt simply because you expect it of me. When situations arise, I'm there, but there is no way in hell I'm going to let you get lazy and have me play savior to you." "Man, you get so uppity sometimes." snaps Van Siclen. "Mike, you don't get it. The Lord above may have blessed you with a life like no other. You might have the fancy cars, the designer jeans, and sunglasses that some people would have to take out a second mortgage to buy. I can't say I've been as lucky as you, but the main difference isn't that. It's that I don't take things for granted." "And you're saying I do?" aks Van Siclen. "I'm saying that you and I, as partners, we go well together. But let's face facts, if I wasn't here on your side, you'd look down on me as ghetto trash." says Cortez, with a stern, serious look on his face. "No I..." "Don't even deny it, Mike. Your holier than thou attitude is what carries you through the day. Now I'm cool that for right now, we're more or less stuck doin' our own thing. I just want you to remember one thing; I'm your partner, not your lackey." Van Siclen, humbled by the speech from Cortez, nods his head. "So then...think you'll need my help against Stryke next show?" Cortez smirks, and slightly nods his head "no". "Fair enough. And just so you know, it's not just your family you've gotta make proud, but it's me too, partner." Van Siclen lightly slaps Cortez in the face, as he smirks gleefully at him. Cortez rolls his eyes, and then watches his partner exit the room, in search of God knows what, leaving him to continue his workout.

::runs towards house with firehose.::

Yep, it was Shane Thompson, but somehow it got lost in translation and wound up being "Scott Thompson". Picture Spanky crossed with ECW Stevie Richards, along with the Three Count gimmick and that's Thompson. Cortez is probably the most serious character I've done, although my recent heel turn in the OAOAST should be on par with it.

DUDE! You have no idea what kind of a show you missed. Did you at least read the review of it anywhere? A LOT of shit went down. Oh, and ::beltshots:: CWM for thinking he's a better heel than me. Bitch.

Happy Birthday. I'm sending you this...

Whoo, my first topic started other than a promo. Go me, and schtuff~! OPENING PROMO: Danny Williams -Silly Zack, you can't pick a winner in a promo. To hell with that I say. I call the mic shorting out on Williams, thus ruining one of the few promos he cuts and soundly "defeating" him. Stryke vs. Todd Cortez -Time will tell. Stryke seems like a good matchup stats wise for my character though, so I'm gonna have some fun writing this one. Tables Match (Crow, Dace and Spike) -Dace Cruiser Contenders, Part One: Insane Luchardore vs. Austin Sly -Luchadore Cruiser Contenders, Part Two: Electric Boogalou...I mean Jacob Helmsley vs. Alan Clark -Clark Hardcore Title: MVS vs. Aecas -Mike USJL belt: Maddix vs. West -Landon Submissive Cage Of Redemption (sounds like a bad porn name) -Duran #1 Contendah~! Match: Kibs vs. Toxxic -Kibagami