Zack Malibu

Hi Patty, I'm fine thanks. Yourself? Anyhow...WORDS from Zack Malibu. Possible WORDS from the GPX. A whole lotta words, but whether they're word words or action words depends on how much time I have! Word!

It all becomes clear. Welcome back to the TNA folder, Mr. Dave O'Neill, resident TNA-hater and WWE-defender until his dying day. Oh and don't forget kids, he's a JOURNALIST! BTW, regarding the WWE/TNA debate, everyone is entitled to their opinions and that's all well and good, but at least people like MikeSC (who I realize is persona non grata around here but I do chat with him at other boards) make some valid criticisms and arguments for their beliefs, and are not so jaded as to piss on the worth of a whole company just to back up their opinions. Mike has plenty to say about TNA, but will also be one of the first to praise AJ Styles, or some of the recent DVD releases like Best of the X Division. WWE has, and always will, market themselves as "Family Friendly". TNA has never outright marketed themselves towards young children, so that whole argument about the barbed wire match was nonsense. Also, to say "Big Show and JBL didn't fight in the barbed wire and try to maim each other" means it's a bait and switch, yet another shitty promotional tactic by a company that once thrived on the heir apparent fucking a dummy and Torrie Wilson's dad getting married in his underwear on network TV. There's a lot wrong with the WWE. There's a lot wrong with TNA. I prefer TNA over WWE but am a)not an apologist for them and b)do not think that EVERYTHING about the WWE sucks. However, some of the defense arguments and most, if not all of the finger pointing is WAY off.

The Perfect Weapon~!

GAH! I was just talking about this movie today with someone! He took all the delinquents on a mission to get some guys daughter back, IIRC. I remember the big pyscho black dude and the Spanish girl that hated each other, but then the dude got killed and she was all heartbroken over it.

Michael Dudikoff's greatest accomplishment besides American Ninja was Avenging Force. I want that movie on DVd badly. And Vyce's status just shot up for knowing the background of the American Ninja movies.

Is there anything you can't pull off? Kelly Clarkson's panties. Just give it time.

Pink's not for everyone, that much is true. That said, I luckily can pull it off OK.

There is nothing wrong with baggy jeans and flip flops.

Goddammit, I'm nearly 3/4 the way done, and I have no idea if I can finish by tonight.

HOT MERGING ACTION!

Back to Mitchell: "How do you like your scotch?" "Uh, by the quart." ---------------------------------- "You wanna lick it off?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" ---------------------------------- "Forget the heroin..." "That's for dessert!"

Kudos to you, good sir.

Great another woman who will claim to have sexual relations with Jeff Jarrett in the past. I can't wait to see Jackie vs Christy in a Caged Heat match at the Lockdown PPV. Been paying attention? Because the storyline with Jackie isn't that she's a jilted lover of Jarrett. The only woman in storyline that is appears JJ is "with" is Gail Kim.

According to the most recent Observer (this past week's with the Final Resolution results), Hemme is set to be Raven's girlfriend if she signs with TNA.

The Family Channel has great taste in movies then.

Going to the Rumble? Nice! I went to the '94 Rumble, which means I got to see Undertaker die and come back within five minutes. How good are your seats?

Out Cold is great. I also second The Guyver, I've got in on tape as well.

First blood match, guys.

We come back from break with Zack Malibu, looking rather concerned about something, walking through the back. All of a sudden, Malibu pauses, as JOSH MATTHEWS~! and Marty The Cameraman (we don't see him, but we know it's gotta be Marty thanks to the gratuitous shot of Krista Isadora Duncan's ass for several moments) approach Zack. JOSH Josh Matthews standing here with Zack Malibu on HeldDOWN~! and Zack, what is going through your mind right now? Not only do you have the challenge of the New, New Midnight Express this Sunday for your World Tag Team Titles, but now your chances in the Lethal Rumble have been jeopardized by a bounty being placed on your head by Axel on behalf of The Upstarts! What...I mean, what do you think about all this? MALIBU What do I think? JOSH Well, yeah. MALIBU You really wanna know? JOSH Sure! MALIBU Then give me the mic, and just back up, Josh, because this could be a while. Sensing Malibu's sequestered rage, Josh hands over the mic and eases back, as Zack turns to the camera. MALIBU Sunday night. Anglepalooza. The first pay per view event of 2006, and it's also the night chosen to try and make a new start. A new start courtesy of The Upstarts, no less. See, I know they want to phase me out. I know that I'm the main target because I'm the glue that holds this place together, a factoid passed onto me three years ago when I defeated Anglesault for my first World Title. Something that has been both a blessing and a curse throughout the course of my career . Not only that, but tonight, I do battle with the two men I'll face this Sunday with my World Tag Team Titles on the line, but tonight...I have no partner. No, it's just me, and I've gotta say, I like those odds. With all that's gone on lately, the New, New Midnight Express feel shunned. Unloved. That they're not getting enough attention from myself or Leon Rodez . Well boys, you have our attention. You've always had our attention. The fact is, that in order to keep it, you need to do something to hold interest, instead of hiding behind that fashion victim you call a manager. You say that Leon and I are lucky to be tag team champions? That we're not a real tag team? Let me tell you something, The Usual Suspects could be the New, New Midnight Express, the New Midnight Express, The Midnight Express, The Original Midnight Express, The Rock N' Roll Express, The Federal Express, The American Express, The Pony Express, Condrey and Lane, Condrey and Eaton, Lane and Eaton, Simon and Ned, Simon and Garfunkel, Simon and Simon, Ned and Stacy...THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT WE HAVE PROVEN THAT WE ARE WORTHY OF BEING THE BEST. We fought through every stipulation thrown our way, and survived. We put the past behind us to protect this company and become one of the most formidable duos in the world today, and THAT...THAT is what being World Tag Team Champions is all about. It's more than just the belts, it's about what you stand for, who you are, and what you make of yourself. Although, after our match, that partnership...all partnerships, actually...they're out the window. Because at the end of the night, it's every man for himself. The Lethal Rumble. Winner gets a shot at the bigtime, at the main event of Anglemania for the World Heavyweight Championshp and now, NOW Axel has raised the stakes. In a match where everyone needs to watch their back it seems I'm the one who needs to do it the most of all, because there's a price on my head. Someone could walk away with some extra cash in their pockets Sunday night if I go over that top rope and hit the floor, and all that proves to me is that the Upstarts are scared. They're worried. They know that I've survived the odds before. They know what happens when I get to Anglemania. I'm a two time World Champion, with both of those wins coming at Anglemania. So this...this is protection for Peter Knight. Well, old friend, I still don't think it's the best you can do. Because so what if I get eliminated? So what if it's not me at Anglemania, and someone like Scotty Static or Johnny Jax or Jumbo or Brock Ausstin or Alfdogg or even...even Tony Brannigan, Dan Black, or Leon Rodez walks away with a bonus? It makes no difference, because it just delays the inevitable, it delays the day that you know is coming, and that's the day that you and I stand across the ring from each other, one on one. All this proves is how weak you are. How much of a champion you're not, because you're afraid. You don't want to fight me, because you know that I will do everything in my power to get that belt from around your waist and put it where it belongs...around the waist of someone who cares for it. Who BUILT it. Who gave it life. It's the history behind that belt that is driving us all to win the Rumble this Sunday, but it's me and me alone who is fueled by vengeance. I might crave the gold, but I crave revenge even more. You think this makes me paranoid? You think I'm going to worry about going over those ropes Sunday night...maybe. Maybe you got me there. However, whether I go over those ropes or not is meaningless regarding you, and Axel, and Static and Jax and the rest of The Upstarts. I'll keep coming. I'll NEVER stop coming at you, until I get what I want, and that's not to get even, oh no, that'd be letting you off lightly. I'm going to beat the respect into all of you until my last drop of blood flows from my wounds. You can't hurt me, you can't stop me, you can't break me. I won't let you. This company...this is my life. You want to try and take my life away? Over my...dead...body. Malibu sneers into the camera and then storms off, leaving a bewildered Marty to pan to Josh, who is awestruck with his jaw on the floor, as we fade to black.

This is all set guys.

Usual deal, post when done, yadda yadda. When "Chase" hits, the boos begin, as the challengers for the World Tag Team Titles this Sunday are on their way to the ring for a chance to physically weaken one of their opponents come Anglepalooza. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a handicap match, scheduled for one fall. On their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by the Manager of Champions, Mr. James E. Cornette, they are "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton and "Narcississtic" Ned Blanchard, the New, NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! The duo, who honor the namesake of Cornette's most famed charges, enter the ring and pose gleefully for the fans, despite the fact that none of them are impressed with the NNMX. Cornette applauds his boys, but he's the only one doing so, although the real applause starts as soon as the next song hits. "Getting Away With Murder" kicks in, and the place goes BANANA~!, as it marks the entrance of the OAOAST's most popular star, and a man who has his back against the wall come Sunday. BUFFER Their opponent, he is one half of the reigning OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, he is ZAAAAAAAAACK MALIBU!" Zack flies down the aisle like he's been shot out of a cannon, diving under the bottom rope and into the ring towards his enemies! Ned and Simon pounce on Zack like a fat kid does to cupcakes, and start hammering the superstar down...but Zack starts swinging and mounts a comeback, nailing both members of the NNMX with punches! A right hand for Simon, and another right for Ned finishes off the flurry, as Zack hits the ropes and drills them both with a thunderous double clothesline! Simon is Zack's first target after the blow, as he's pulled up and whipped hard to one corner, while Zack then does the same to Ned! Standing mid-ring, Malibu charges towards Simon's corner and leaps into the air, crashing down on him with a diving corner splash that crushes him! Malibu turns around, and an irate Ned barges out of his corner, but Zack runs right towards him and BLASTS him with a running Yakuza kick, drawing a king-sized roar from the capacity crowd! "Get out of the ring! C'mon, get out!" screams Jim Cornette at ringside, directing traffic for his boys, who are already aching. COLE I think the New, New Midnight Express are kicking themselves for thinking that Zack would be such a pushoH MY GOD! Malibu, seeing the group huddled at ringside, shows no mercy by not giving them time to recover and strategize with their manager, as he hits the ropes and then leaps into the air, clearing all three strands of rope and diving onto both the Express AND Cornette with a beautiful hangtime plancha! CABOOSE Did you see that!? If he were any higher, he'd show up on radar! COACH The only person high around here is you, for thinking that something like that makes a difference. Go ahead, let Zack wear himself out. Then he'll NEVER survive the Rumble, and he won't walk out of the show with his tag belt Sunday night! CABOOSE Are you a betting man, Coach? COACH Haha, YOU wanna put money on that? CABOOSE No, I wanna bet that you don't make it out of the pay per view without at least one black eye. After getting up, Zack immediately resumes his assault, pulling the two of the three people he just used as a crash pad up to their feet, and puts them both back in the ring. The third person, Cornette, is holding his head as he tries to get up, and when he turns around and bumps into Malibu, he falls over himself, landing on his ass as he scurries away from the pissed off prep! Zack simply glares at the annoying manager, then hops up on the apron and launches himself airborne once again, springboaring into the ring...and right into a double kick to the gut from the Express! Simon and Ned then follow up with a thunderous double suplex, and with Zack down, Ned hits the ropes and comes off with an elbowdrop...then as soon as he connects Simon hits the ropes and does the same! Ned does it a second time, as does Simon, and after a total of four hard elbows, Simon hooks a leg and keeps Malibu pressed to the mat for a pin! ONE! T-NO! Referee Earl Hebner gets to his feet and stops counting, as Malibu got a shoulder up by the count of two, nevermind three! Hebner orders Ned out of the ring, and Blanchard goes without much hassle, as Simon has things under control. He stomps Zack several times, then pulls him up and snapmares him over, then snaps his head back on the canvas, and delivers a standing legdrop! Simon then slides his other leg under the head of Zack, and now he's got him trapped in a headscissors, using his leg strength to block the air passage and put Zack to sleep! CABOOSE Good thinking on Simon's part, keeping Zack grouned and trying to prevent him from staying on the attack, because he knows that Zack's mood is what is motivating him lately. Zack wiggles around and kicks for the ropes, but can't make them in order to get the ref to call for a break. He manages to roll to his knees, with Simon's legs still wrapped around his head, and so he powers up, bringing Simon up with him...but Simon quickly pulls Zack over with a rana, and pulls his legs forward to trap him in a pin! ONE! T-NO! Zack kicks out, but Simon rolls to his feet and grabs Zack in a side headlock as the popular prep comes up, only to be fired to the ropes! A shoulderblock collision results in Malibu getting sent back to the mat, but when Simon hits the ropes again Malibu springs up to his feet and rocks him with an inverted atomic drop, then hits the ropes and floors him with a spinning wheel kick! Ned Blanchard runs in to save his partner, but Malibu catches him with an inverted atomic drop as well, then clotheslines him out to the floor to dispose of him! Zack turns around and is met with a cheapshot from a recovering Simon, but he ducks it and goes around, locking on a rear waistlock and then hoisting Simon up and over with a German suplex! Zack hangs on and rolls through, hitting a second one, and then a THIRD one, while Cornette screams at Ned to get back in their and save Simon! Singleton is rocked with a FOURTH German suplex before the lover of all ladies rushes back into the ring to save his partner, but by the time he does, Simon is able to counter Zack and go behind...but as he lifts Zack for his own German, Malibu kicks off the chest of the charging loverboy and uses the momentum to float over the back of Simon Singleton and hit a fifth German suplex, this time keeping him down and bridging out for the pin! ONE! TWO-NO! Ned Blanchard kicks Malibu low to break the pin! COLE It could have been over like *that* had Ned Blanchard not been in the right place at the right time! COACH That's why these two deserve those tag belts more than Zack and Leon Rodez...the New New Midnight Express are a well oiled machine. Brains, brawn, technique, aerial ability, the ladies love Ned... CABOOSE I think there are at least two women backstage who would kindly dispute that fact. COACH Are you kidding me? Alix is so flaky she might as well wear a Kellogg's logo on her ass, and we all know that Krista goes to her dentist for a haircut, if you know what I mean. In the ring, Ned pulls Zack up and rocks him with a forearm, keeping him at bay while Simon gets up. Singleton comes up holding his head, but he stuns Zack with a shot while Ned keeps him held back, and then the NNMX send Zack to the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a double back elbow! Ned then spins around and delivers a roundhouse kick across the stomach, doubling Zack over, and Simon hits the ropes and uses a swinging neckbreaker to snap Zack to the canvas by his head! Ned then follows this up with a kneedrop, and then he keeps the knee pinned across the throat of Zack Malibu, trying to choke him out despite Hebner's protests to get up! Just to show what a nice guy he is, Ned comes up and brings Zack up with him, then nails a chop across Zack's chest! Malibu reels, but then fires back one of his own that sends Ned backing up and cringing...and then Zack just steams forwards and flattens Ned with an STO, and then starts punching away at him on the ground! COLE Look at Zack go! CABOOSE He's got to watch it though, the more he pushes Hebner's buttons, the more he risks getting disqualified! Ol' Earl asks Zack to stop, but the plea falls on deaf ears, and when the famed referee goes to stop Malibu himself, Zack bursts up and knocks his hands away! Earl issues a warning to Zack not to go overboard, but Zack simply pulls Ned up and takes him to the corner, where he allows the turnbuckle pad to meet his face! Zack turns Ned around and keeps him trapped, then fires off two more chops before sending Ned across the ring...NO! Blanchard counters in mid-whip and sends Zack in instead, then charges in...right into a boot...NO! Ned catches Zack's foot and throws it down, then delivers a kick to the gut and pulls Zack out of the cornre in a facelock, and rocks him with a snap suplex! He then goes and tags in Singleton, who quickly runs up the ropes and then enters the ring by jumping off the top rope with elbowsmash to Zack Malibu! ONE! TWO! NO! Cornette pounds the apron and screams at Hebner about the count, but his boys remain in control, so he really doesn't have too much to worry about, as Simon brings Zack up and then staggers him with a kneelift! Singleton then takes Zack's arm and wrenches it before driving an elbow into his shoulder, and then locks a side headlock on a weakened Zack and wrenches his head...but only momentarily as Zack slips out and then grabs Singleton in a full nelson, then pulls him over and drops him on the back of his head with a release Dragon Suplex! COLE Singleton nearly landed on the top of his head on that move! Seeing his partner in trouble, Ned rushes in as Cornette urges him on, but he runs right into Zack, who throws his arm out and catches him, lifting him off his feet and plants him with a Rock Bottom Backbreaker! Blanchard moans in pain as he favors his back and struggles to his feet...AND GETS BLASTED WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT THAT SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR~! CABOOSE Well, he's gotten rid of one of them! Cornette throws his hands over his head, and is freaked, because now it's just one on one! Zack takes Simon to the corner and perches him up on the top rope, no doubt setting him up for the HONOR ROLL~!...but Cornette uses the timeless art of distraction, and hops up on the apron, shouting to Hebner and keeping him busy! COLE C'mon Earl, you're smarter than this! Zack, seeing Cornette playing games, comes over and yanks the Prince of Polyester over the ropes and into the ring, sending his trademark tennis racket flying! Incensed, Malibu brings Cornette up by his collar and holds him there, cocking his fist and raising it for everyone to see, and they all respond with a cheer, hoping to see Jim Cornette get poppped! However, Malibu lets him go and lowers his fist, rethinking his actions as the crowd starts to boo... ...AND THEN JIM CORNETTE GETS LAID OUT WITH SCHOOL'S OUT~! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The arena explodes, and when Zack turns back to Simon, the aerial master of the NNMX is standing up on the top rope, and leaps over Zack's head, back down to the mat! He lands near his manager's racket and picks it up, taking a wild swing that Zack ducks...but a well placed low kick stuns Simon and allows Zack to swipe the racket from him, and deliver a hard shot with it that knocks Simon out cold...AND CAUSES HEBNER TO CALL FOR THE BELL! DING! DING! DING! COACH Oh PLEASE tell me this means what I think it means! Hebner is red-faced with anger, shouting at Zack for use of the racket. Malibu protests, saying that Simon tried to use it first and it was self-defense, but Hebner will have none of it, and drops to one knee to raise the limp arm of the knocked out Simon Singleton! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, by virtue of a disqualification...the NEW, NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! The crowd is not happy, and neither is Zack Malibu, who throws the racket down in disgust. Malibu stands in the ring and looks out to the crowd, while Hebner tries to assemble the groggy, yet victorious NNMX. COLE This is unfortunate for Zack, as the NNMX knew full well that his emotions are not in check. Having that racket brought into that ring they just knew it would come into play one way or another. I smell a set up! COACH Oh you and your conspiracies. The truth of the matter is that Zack Malibu is unstable, and it's that fragile mind of his that's going to cost him his World Tag Team Title! Not to mention that Axel has already pretty much guaranteed that he won't be winning this years Rumble and going on to Anglemania! CABOOSE Yes, how convienient. "Chase" starts up, but the NNMX and Cornette might not even be able to hear it, as all of them are bewildered by the fact that their hands are being raised. The trio staggers to the back looking for hot showers and aspirin, while the former World Champion runs his hand over his head, still in disbelief that he just cost himself a victory, as we fade out.

did you see her booty in that white outfit from that movie? it is NICE!!! Oh don't I know it my friend. Don't I know it.

Nah it was the kid from Swan's Crosing. My favorite bad movies are Tomboy and Private School. I was just about to say the same thing, but HOLY FUCK, someone other than me actually remembers that show!?! That reminds me, I gotta finish putting the rest of my eps on DVD. Oh, and as for some of my best worst movies, I have four words for you. FROM. JUSTIN. TO. KELLY.

The only clueless person in this case, is in fact you. Like already said, Jericho made a comment based on what TNA was willing to pay sting, they were never in contract negotiations, In fact before he left WWE to pursue his WWE career, it was stated on WWE.com that he is infact not going any where, he did infact sign a contract extention, get your facts before you mouth off about TNA. Jericho's not under a WWE contract, and is free to go to TNA should he choose to. The contract extension was signed (and posted on WWE.com) because he was in the midst of the Cena feud, and the revelation of it was to make people not think that he was just jobbing out on the way out the door.

In my opinion, only Jericho or Brock would be worth that money. It'd be stupid to sign Goldberg for that amount, because I don't believe he'll mean anything. He may have crossover potential with his non-wrestling ventures and all, but honestly, I don't think Bill would make much of a difference in buyrates. I believe Jericho or Lesnar would, especially when you start getting to the smarks dream matches like Jericho/Styles, Brock/Joe, and things of that like.