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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9g-pMQ59pA&search=ufc Taker backstage at a UFC show. Matt Hughes talks about what his finisher would be (hint: It's what I think Shelton Benjamins should be).

Carrie fucking blew me away when she covered Heart's "Alone", so fuck yall on that. I missed the last two shows, is the nerd still there?

The preview on SPIKE for the show was ok, but it was really rushed - they could have done the entire thing on St. Pierre/Penn and I would have been happy. They glossed over the majority of Penns time in the UFC and completely wrote Sherk out of UFC history by not only not talking about GSP's performance against him, but for also saying that St Pierre got on his knees after the _Trigg_ fight (of course, St. Pierre just called out Hughes after the Trigg fight, didn't get on his knees and beg for a title shot). Hughes did the most to put over Penn, IMO, by saying he wants Penn to win so he can have a rematch, Dana spinning it as "BJ needs to prove it wasn't a fluke" doesn't really work.

No. It sucked. You see, Taker didn't sell his leg the entire way through and Angle didn't sell his arm all the way through either. This lack of selling completely overshadows everything else in the match, it's so goddamn distracting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG8Mc-ktME4&search=pride%20gp Oh my sweetness.

YES! No conflicts in my taping schedule~! SEE TEE VEE! SEE TEE VEE! SEE TEE VEE! TAN YA KIM! TAN YA KIM!

Yeah, she's got some twin towers that I'd love to fly my 747 through. I swear I mean that affectionately.

Team Praise Jesus For Everything. For the big gals. I liked Ken and Barbie for Sephica.

The last two teams I wanted to both lose. "OH MY GAAA-WWWD" I want them dead. Ok, not dead. Just off my TV. Yeah, maybe that's a lil mellower. Can we not acknowledge the MoJo name? They have fucking T-shirts dedicated to it..

This is what they _need_ to have: The Hippies bringing a lil bit of their herbal flavour to the show, and then the Frat boys joining them and then the nerds joining them and then the old folk joining them.

"Are you really about to cry?" This guy. Is. AWESOME. The look on his face. So much disgust and disbelief.

I forgot about the hot daughter. Dag Gummit.

So far, this is the most likable group of teams. The two dudes (Eric and Jeremy) are hilarious. The Hippies great. Jo and Monica are great just in relation to the hippies. The New York Blondes offer some nice eye candy. Dag Gummit.

Yeah, I dug the last song, she hit the goosebump note, but the best performance was Pickler. She went from cute to adorable and when she had her hair messed, she showed a bit of the country-girl wildside. It's like they grew her in a lab.

"I'll eat another bunch if I can stay here" Oh god. She needs to call a swimming pool a Ce-Ment Pond.

With that said, this was by far the best performance I've seen tonight.

Oh man, you CAN'T do this song after Fantasia perfected it. You just can't. But god damn is she cute.

A lot of the chicks on AI feel kinda phony. Case in point, sweaty, athletic chick. She never wore make-up, you know.

Let's be fair to America. They love their titties. OH MY GOD BEACHES.

Her voice just plain kinda sucks. Wow, they just S L A U G H T E R E D her.

I have no idea why Cox survived the last round of cuts, so she must have a solid base of voters who I assume will still vote for her for non-singing, non-talent reasons.

WHO IS THAT GHASTLY CREATURE?! I'm not typically this superficial, I should note. I am merely using the criteria one should use when watching AI.

Yeah, I was like "There's a reason why... no one sang that song..." Hey, basically Paula is saying it. Mariah is a freak of nature, singing-wise. "I think you look great", Randy Jackson~! He loves his big breasted blondes. But who doesn't? Oh she TOTALLY looks like a beauty pageant contestant.

Ok, there nothing inside that girl. In terms of personality, character, depth... sigh, insert jokes to "nothing inside that girl" now.

Melissa is totally playing the Kelly Clarkson card. She sounds like Kelly too on the low notes. I'm not too high on the voice and was a bit shocked that Simon dug it, cause Kelly hit more notes better. I should follow that up with "I don't think too much of Clarksons voice", Kelly gets by on energy and character more than her voice.