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Ok, Paulas mouth is moving, but the rest of her face isn't. In terms of range and whatnot, this chick was the best. Ok, she totally just pushed her titties out at Ryan and then made him get flustered. Ok, this chick is insanely hot. And just based on tonight, she's guaranteed top 5.

WOOOW, this chick is the hottest by a fairly good margin. Good lawad, those are some hips. She just looked really drunk there. I wonder if she's hamming it up too much, but then I'm like, she's really hot and kinda goofy which makes her even hotter. I would so smack that ass.

I think we've been spoiled by Whitney and Mariah. Cause I think Rory (or whatever her name is...) did part of Mariahs schtick really well (the softer side) and Kannik did part of Whitneys schick really well (the lower notes) but they both lacked the explosive notes which both Mariah and Whitney could hit.

That's some pretty good control. She definitely comes off very polished. Which may or may not be a good thing. Certainly won't be getting eliminated, but when it comes to taking her to the final 5, I don't see it happening. WOW, Simon is nailing it tonight. He's really overrating the girls though.

WOW, they really want that chick to be a star. That, vocally, to me, wasn't very good. I thought Rory was better, vocally, though Rory lacked the performance end which this chick had.

There SO is a competition between the guys to see who can get in that first.

Yeah, totally. I was like "She's SIXTEEN?" My god, the eyebrow movement and the head goin from side to side... fightening. The "taking the mic spot" would have been great if she followed it up better. She needs to pick it up to another level if she's going to do that style. This was more like yelling into the mic than anything.

The top is horrible, but she fills those jeans out nicely. The voice sounded like Joss Stone or something. I hate Joss Stone.

Oh my, she should jump around more with loose fitting, low cut, tops. Infact, that should be her "thing". "Yeah, jump around some more" - Randy Jackson to some juggy blonde in another season.

Melissa better be really good cause her personality screams, well, "beauty pageant contestant"

Paula makes it out like she's telling someone they have cancer. "You just got it wrong"

How the fuck did Cox making it that far... Hmm... Cox... Sucks... I think I figured out why.

Brenna was an example of someone saving herself in defending criticism. It wasn't the bestest job ever, but she was able to take the focus off her being a bad singer and on to something else. The thoughts after that performance wasn't "Oh god that was awful" it was somethin else (either "oh god shes annoying" or "oh god shes wonderful"). I was hoping she'd mimic giving the mic a blow job when she was pandering and Ryan would totally lose track of his whoring. Hahahha "Cox".

Man, Randy is ON POINT tonight. Brenna should have totally slutted it up and did something like En Vogue.

Ok, I <3 Brenna, because she doesn't even hide it. Shes a bitch, shes a drama queen, shes a camera hog, she's all this and more. But she aint fake and she aint hiding it, so I dig that. Ah gawd, Stevie Wonder.

She does this annoying pouty thing with her lips. Tall, pale, skinny, and the hair. Tiny face too. Needs a nose job, freckles, blue eyes and maybe a wider face and less greasy hair for the total Rory look, though. Her inability to handle the criticism (not that she bombed, but she didn't deflect them in a way that could have turned it into a positive). Her stuff with Ryan at the end didn't help her either. I agree that it was boring, but it certainly wasn't bad or poorly performed. I thought she hit the notes very well for the most part, it's just she didn't put much emotion into it. This is American Idol where the big note is king.

Oh she is going to get SHIT ON for not doing the power notes. The crowd doesn't know how to respond.

I will say right now that I hope this next chick does well cause she reminds me of Rory. Paris was the best, by far, so far.

Are you purposely spelling their names wrong? I don't think I ever seen Beck-IE over the standard Beck-Y. Kellys? Is this a canadian thing? I think it's a RRR thing. I mean, fuck you. Mama Benjamin? Oh... that's racist. I don't think Paris is a tenth of what Fantastia was, and really, they're the same person... Man, I don't know whether or not to find Paris annoying or endearing.

WOW, tall girl does a good Christina on the high notes, not so much on the regular notes. Yeah, what Randy is saying right now. Not liking the smile though. Kinda creepy. And she doesn't seem to have much upstairs, in the mind... nice titties...

The Heavy-set Black Chick (HSBC) was good but had it turned up WAAAAAAAY too much. Turn it down. Though, having too much energy is better than not having enough. She just needs to calm the fuck down.

I think Beckie needs to listen to more Pat Benetar and Annie Lennox records. Worse than Kellys (Kellie?) stuff and she doesn't have nearly the personality to make up for it.

OH MY GOD, Kelly is an awful singer but MY GOD is she so fucking likable. I almost think it's an act because its just so perfect. Her grandpa, her daddy problems, bustin out the "I don't have a boyfriend", the "get this" banter with Seacrest, and the fact that she's hot and all these things surround her makes her totally likable/fuckable.

I just finished watching a KOTC fight where the guy who was gettin pretty dominated ended up winning after landing one elbow. This elbow didn't rock the guy or anything, but it did open up a massive cut. Now, this doesn't seem fair. So what should be done? Should they be illegal? Should fighters wear elbow pads? Should cut stoppages from single elbow strikes be reevaluated and declared No Contest instread of a TKO?

I haven't read your reply yet, but I have something to say first. You are not an idiot MisawaGQ. You are one of the smarter posters here. I am not saying this to patronize or talk down to you or anything like that, it's honest. I just strongly disagree with the whole criteria and ranking thing, because the way I see wrestling is much different from that and IMO is closer to what wrestling really is. Smart people can say stupid things, so that should explain my mini troll job The idea that there is a fixed, constant, criteria in professional wrestling, to me, is absurd. Because in the past 5 years, I have probably looked at wrestling a dozen different ways and I wouldn't have it any other way. I just got done reading a thread that went on and on and on and on, on why people disagree with each other and the motivations behind the disagreement. And 99% of it I rolled my eyes at. I think a problem with a lot of people is they look at a wrestler or a wrestling match and they ignore what is happening and they focus on what isn't, and if it doesn't have this and this and this, then it's a bad match. To me, a great story is sufficient enough to be great match. Because great stories are rare. Other things are sufficient enough to be a great match, to me, as well. We probably look at Hogan/Andre totally different. I know we look at Angle/Benoit differently. I think half of our disagreements comes in our language and how we define certain things like "greatness" and "worker" and even "wrestler". I think the other half, which relates to the first half, comes in on how we look at wrestling. A wrestler can do a move and we see two totally different things. And we have our reasons for thinking that way. And, to me, the real discussion lies in our different perspectives and sharing them, rather than the minute details and grand lists. Anyways, don't expect a response from your post above any time today. I felt kinda crabby after I wrote my first reply and I find it kinda lame that a messageboard post made me feel that way. Gimmie a day or so to get removed from it and I'll look at it with a different attitude. Respond to this post and I'll chatter back.