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    Fight of the Year Discussion

    No. There's a Torrent Search engine I use, it's not very extensive, but I've got a few Bushidos on the upload.
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    What's Up with the Main Page?

    I am willing to inconsistantly put up ironic WWE propaganda pieces that everyone loves.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    And checkered suspenders. They will be fondly remembered in 2025 as trendsetters who were ahead of their time.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    And there needs to, inexplicably, be a little, blonde haired white boy as his little brother. Or maybe a lil asian brother. Oh the HILARIOUSITY.
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    Anyone with PWI Elite?

    This all just makes me want to shell out money to PWI to find out the amazing selection of surprises.
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    Fight of the Year Discussion

    I downloaded the Bushido Tournament and will try to get some of those matches up sometime before Christmas.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Or Vince McMahon, and he find himself suddenly attracted to Blondes with Large Boobs that happen to be related him.
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    Raw pops a 4.1 rating

    As you should be.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Sheldon Benjamins mother dies and her spirit enters Golddust? Oh, that's gold.
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    PRIDE: SHOCKWAVE~!

    I am not going to say anything. The last time I said Fedor would have a punching bag, it was with Fujita. Yeah, Fedor won, but people still hold that fight over him to this day. Cocksuckers. Henderson gave his thoughts on Gomi/Sakurai on TUF, and I agree with him. Gomi is going to get the shit beat out of his legs. Gomi/Sakura Henderson/Busta Cro Cop/Hunt Fedor/Zulu Silva/Arona Ogawa/Yoshida Nak/Kondo This is the order (from top to bottom) of the matches I'm excited to see. For reference, I am really excited to see Nak/Kondo.
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    Raw pops a 4.1 rating

    H-Cubed would be a great name for HHH if he were ever to become a rapper. "See I'm rough and I'm glossin Rock the ice and I'm flossin Drive better than that nicca that tried to kill austin" - H-Cubed.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Shame on you all. The WWE could easily go the route that current television has gone by having deceitful black women like Omarossa and Condy Rice on their programs, and continue to push this negative image on the public. But instead, they are taking us back to a simpler time. A time when afro-american familes were portrayed positively and where the strong, but caring mother was the central figure of the familial relationship. A time of the Winslows, the Banks', and the Cosbys. They are trying to bring back that wholesome image and everyone here bitches and complains and cries out "stereotype!" Shame on you for not recognizing the WWE's attempts at fostering a change in perception, a return to better days. Shame on each and every one of you.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    The original Aunt Vivian from FPoBA would be *perfect* for the militant black business woman. Now all they need is for Uncle Phil to play Sheldons father and Carlton to play his brother.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    What about Urkel? Urkle wouldn't work without JR to sell it.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Whoopi Golberg would be a GREAT GM. She turned the knicks around. She taught a bunch of nuns and a class of streettoughs how to find their soul ...music. She taught Picard the meaning of going back in time to stop these evil aliens from stealing the souls of the homeless and also the dangers of the borg. She got Ted Danson to wear blackface. AAAAAAAAAND she's a 50 year old Black Woman.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Oh shit, this is going to be just like the movie Eddie, where Whoopi Goldberg (Eddie) brings in Stacy Pattons mother who sets him (and her) straight. Sheldon Benjamin is going to be Stacy Patton!
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    This will get over huge. Sheldon will turn heel and develop this attitude problem, so his Mama will be forced to come to the WWE to straighten him out. She'll invariably have to carry a rolling pin in her hand and have curlers in her hair, and along the way, she'll straighten out the rest of the locker room. "Boogeyman, why do you have to be so strange?" "I am THE BOOGEYMAN! HAHAHA. I come from the darkest recesses of your mind to tormet you! HAHAHA" "Oh now stop that tomfoolery before I got upside yo head with this rollin pin. Now what would your mother say if she were here? Huh? She'd be disgusted and ashamed. Now are you gonna stop, or am I gonna have to call your mother and tell her what you've been up to?" "Yes, m'am. Sorry, ma'am" "Now c'mon and help me make some cornbread for the rest of the superstars, it must be some tiresome work bein a rassler." "It is ma'am" "And what's with all that make up? Do you put that on yourself? That must take an awful amount of time to do" "Very much, ma'am. I've gotten pretty good at it..." "Yes you have" *rubs Boogeymans head as he smiles*
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    I was about 2 years ahead of you on that. No one has greater insight into the mind of a 50 year old black woman than me, a 23 year old white boy.
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Let's hope they get the actress from the Chappelle show. "Oh that's my Robert, always pissin on people"
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    WWE Wants Shelton Benjamin's "Mama"

    Let's hope they steal liberally from "Trish Stratus: 50 Year Old Black Woman".
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    OAO 12/3 TNA Impact! Thread

    ...Or that the mental institution that housed him was guarded by a barbed wire fence, and when he tried to escape he got entangled in the barbed wire.
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    10 things I would do to TNA right now

    The XFL failed because they promised this revolutionary and groundbreaking and amazing thing and what they delivered was bad football. TNA looks better with the 6 sided ring.
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    12/3 Ratings and a surprise at TP

    She talked about touring _on the same show_ so I can't imagine it's touring.
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    PRIDE: SHOCKWAVE~!

    2004? It takes me a while to adjust to the new year. Give me a few more days in December to get used to 2005.
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    PRIDE: SHOCKWAVE~!

    They're trying to create another Bob Sapp/Nogiuera fight here. He beat Sentoryu in his first PRIDE fight. The same Sentoryu who tapped to Giant Silvas Giant Keylock from his Giant Back..
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