RavishingRickRudo

I'd prefer a meta Steven Segal movie, with less bank robbery and coke, and more country singing and wrist breaking.

Oh my god, that is totally my ko of the year. Fucking dude was in mid air.

Good lord, listening to this Mike Goldberg interview you can hear the accent that I never knew he had, don't cha know? ... Da Bears? http://www.mmacanada.net/home/view/195 The interviewer has one of the dirtiest Canadian accents.

Any word on Cain Valesquez from those in the know? (I imagine I could have highlighted the letters "L e i T o n g" in that question, but I was too lazy to find out if I could...) I saw his Burdurg fight and he looked fairly decent and a bit of a natural, so I am wondering if I should bring a "Cain is Able!" sign to Montreal, you know, for support?

...............what are you implying here?

I'll start the riot. In the post-fight interview, I'll go up to someone next to me and say "Dude, did he just call you a fag?" and then to a frenchie I'll say "Dude, did he just Louisiana has more french flavour than quebec and that separatists can eat a dick?" and then I'll say to Curry, "Dude, did he just say it's improper to sleep with underage russian girls who were brought over to Canada through black market slavery with the promise of a better life?". The last one will actually set it off, the first two is me fucking with people.

And equal parts awesome. He needs to fight Imanari to get this thing settled once and for all.

Watching the UFC Validaton DVD and the undercard is so awesome. Lytle vs. Alves was tremendous and they should really think about doing another one in the future. Lauzon was a fucking beast. Aurelio pounded the shit out of lil Hulk. Gono out-smoothed Barncat and finished him with the dope armbar. Joe Rogan favouritism in full effect. He blows Jon Fitch for being a "grinder" but when Frankie Edgar grapplefucks Kingfish throughout and plays drums on the dudes face, Rogan ain't so fellating and menstruates over the lack of guard passage and side controlage and lockdownage. Overall, the DVD is actually really good.

They need Barry Horowitzs' to make the good ones look better. Enhancement talent, they're called.

It's in the Ben Stiller formula. See Heavyweights and Dodgeball. There's also the buttoned-up, tight-wad, who gets into awkward social situations; and guy with funny hair and mild homosexual sensibilities. Really, for Hollywood, it's pretty good range for an actor.

Josh Barnett vs. Hidehiko Yoshida from Sengoku rocked 12 degrees of Heel Hook from the Babyfaced Assassin. Erik Paulson must've stroked one off when he saw Barnett put his knee on Yoshidas calf and cranked the toes. Plus, that backdrop was glorious. Ignoring the fact that Barnett got lit on his feet by Hidehiko fucking Yoshida, and had to go into round 3 with a guy who was spent mid-way through the first, it was a fine leg locky performance.

"Fedor's ass, really trying to impose its will on Dana Whites sidepipe" - Randy Couture, commentating.

"That's crazy. This sidepipe that I'm rocking isn't even in the top 5 of my sidepipes." - Dana White downplaying.

Oh, there will be riot.

Btw, the subtitle for this show has been changed and is now officially "Rise of the Ginger Separatist Movement".

I could see Frank carrying Cung Le on the ground, as he knows killing off Cung Le quickly would hurt the mystique, and Cung is the major draw for the company that keeps Frank paid..

Awwww, how cute, he's using grown up words.

Though Clementi/Stout would be a more exciting fight to put on TV (I see Bocek/Danzig being similar to Bocek/Evans), you can't have a TUF champion (especially a recent one) in a dark match. It hurts the importance of the TV show to have the most recent winner be not relevant enough to make a PPV card. Quarry/Starnes, OTOH... ... actually, it's a toss-up, cause Quarry/Starnes might be more exciting than Stout/Clementi, given the probability of Clementi choking Stout out if the fight were to fall to the ground.

Nepotism is an illness?

Oh, and... http://83.ufc.com/ WE HAVE WEBSITE

CROSSED THE MOTHERFUCKING LINE!!

Ben's too smart, though. Everything in the show pretty much boils down to Ben scheming. There'll be a scene where Kate asks Sawyer why he's wearing velcro shoes and Sawyer will make some snide comment and then in the back, lurking in the shadows, Ben will be tenting his fingers with a smirk on his face.

Pwnd.

Don't fool yourself. Koscheck got completely shut down in that fight. Just because he didn't end up a bloody pulp doesn't mean he held his own. He was castrated and couldn't mount anything close to being significant offensively. There is nothing from that fight that you can take as a plus.

Not only did he do the chest pound, but he was completely inconsistent with it. Sometimes he'd kiss his hand first, punch his chest, then raise a fist, and sometimes he's punch his chest, his his hand, and then raise a fist. What the fuck, right?