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I imagine Josh Barnett touched himself after the full nelson attempt, then yelled at the teevee when it failed miserably... then went back to touching himself, only this time using a picture of Karl Gotch suplexing Andre the Giant.

Terry Crews might just be my favourite actor at the moment. I had his rendition of "A thousand miles" by Vanessa Carlton in my head all day today, and thus a big shit eating grin on my face to go along with it. Seriously, can anyone in Hollywood pop it and lock it like Crews? Dude tends to steal every movie he is in. Cheeseburger Eddie, Prez. Camacho. "What the... How did you know?" "Tupac, TUPAC!"

Wrong, dickhead, trick question, Fedor IS Jesus.

I'm going to repost this, cause it's just an awesome fight. Huerta vs. Guida. http://mmafightvideos.blogspot.com/2007/12...f-6-finale.html

Roger Huerta vs. Alberto Crane 8/25/07 - UFC 74: Respect http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/131257...erto_Crane.html This may fly a bit under the radar considering Huertas earlier scrap with Leonard Garcia, but this fight is fucking awesome. It is perhaps most noted for Huertas big screen elbows, but before that it was an ultra-competitive, very slick, constantly fluid, ground fight. Tyson Griffin vs. Thiago Tavares 9/22/07 - UFC 76: Knockout http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/131088...on_Griffin.html Not as insane a pace as Huerta/Crane, but still a very active, very close fight. Griffins breakdance fighting in spinning out of the omaplata was dope. Thiago Tavares flying knee, again, dope. Nick Diaz vs. Takanori Gomi 2/24/2007 - PRIDE 33: The Second Coming http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/87576/Diaz_vs_Gomi.html Wild fight in the later-stages of Round 1 with Gomi throwing bombs and Diaz picking him off with short punches. Ends with the Brad Imes Special. Double Wrist-Lock. Tyson Griffin vs. Frankie Edgar 2/3/2007 - UFC 67: All or Nothing http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/122990...nkie_Edgar.html Tremendous grappling between a hyped prospect in Griffin vs. a guy who few knew about, but now a lot more do. Tyson Griffin vs. Clay Guida 6/16/2007 - UFC 72: Victory http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/131109...Clay_Guida.html Pretty much the fight everyone expected. Clay Guida never stops and Griffin can go for days.

Why don't you just say Jesus will come back at that show with thousands of hot college girls giving out blow jobs and eternal happiness for all those in attendance? Huh, why don't you just say that? Cause you almost just fucking did.

Fuck. I can't get my hopes up this early. I don't even think this event is happening until they officially say and even then I don't know how sure I'll be. But... WU TANG SHOGUN, KILLA TO THE EAR DRUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHERK?!! TITLE?! ACE?!?!?! LOAD?!?!? BLOWN?!??!?!

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I'd like to think of it as the announcers channelling Jesse Ventura and Gorilla Monsoon as they call a Hulk Hogan match. Cept, while Faber is Hogan to the lead douche announcer's Monsoon, Curran is Hogan to Mir's Ventura.

I completely forgot that BIG DOG vs. TALENT is on this show. Worth the price of admission.

EXTREMELY possible.

She's alright. She'd be better if SHE COULD MAKE WEIGHT~! ZING!@!

http://www.dailymotion.com/torihada/video/x26o3n_blog Faber vs. Farrar. Might just be my round of the year.

It's ridiculous. Geris, Joslin, Beauparlent, Horodecki, Hominick, and Misha who YPOV has pimped in the past, Frank Marquez who is one of Bocek's top guys, among others. Given their facilities, a pretty decent place to train. You know, if it wasn't a million miles away.

http://www.mmatko.com/yarennoka-fight-show...video/#more-649 Guh. So guh. So very guh. God I miss Pride. Magical Mystery Tour! Fuck yeah! Sign me up!

Nevermind that Faber pushed his frogshit in when it mattered. Good card. I like that match with Condit as it gives them a reason to have the fight since they don't have the division fully developed to have a number 1 contender. Also, the "revenge" storyline is easy to buy.

Why not just go straight to the source and make Gary Busey a Gladiator? "Hawk! Sabre! Titan! Gary Busey! Nitro! Malibu!"

I have BJ Penn at #1 for weight classes that don't even exist yet. Super-Light Cruiserweight Champion Baby~!

As much as I <3 Dana and tend to defend most of his business decisions.... his preoccupation with the heavyweight division is bordering on insanity. Time after time after time, the heavyweight division puts on the most boring fights of the night and to fill a card with them is pretty much the opposite of filling a card with 55'ers. I can see where they are going with this; the idea being that Brock Lesnar will draw in a big audience of wrestling fans, so to get over guys like Kongo and Sylvia - two monsters of men - could potentially "hook" those new fans into watching other ppvs that those guys are on... but it's ignoring the fact that the matches could suck and turn those fans equally off.

Not to mention there's a huge difference between the forehead and jawline.

Has Davis faced a strong wrestler? Which the upper echelon of 170 is filled with.

This card is fucking sick. It really sucks that the UFC doesn't release these shows on DVD.

Fuck, getting back on this makes me want to pick up the other seasons I missed. Fuck. Why do I hate my wallet so much?

Man, that blonde chick got hot this episode.

WOLF IS AWESOME. He is totally a coked up werewolf.