RavishingRickRudo

I saw a preview for this and it contained no McLane dialogue. These guys "get it".

BTW, in an attempt to pwn Hawk even more I tried to find a pic of HMC in his grapple diaper, instead I found this: Truly the embodiment of PUNCH-OUT (if Lil' Mac was Thai, and Piston Honda had blue hair)

Oh, I guess SSIRUM means NOTHING to you.

The WEC show was really good. Faber vs. Chance was super, with TWO big time slams (Atomic BUTT Drop 07~!). Hominick should have went in for the kill after that big time shot, his apprehension and undying devotion to not grappling cost him big time. He looked devastated. Larson fucking blew that other guy away. I really like how this show set up future matches. Very focused booking. And Condit vs. Alessio from the hour-long show was fucking tremendous. And there seriously is no group lamer than the Tap Out guys.

"Knocked Up? More like "Knocked-It-Out-Of-The-Park"" "It impregnated me with laughter, and I decided to keep the baby of uproarious hilarity" "Jonah Hill, you sonnofabitch... you know what you did... yeah you do... murderballin motherfucker" -RavishingRickRudosReelReviews.

"You guys are like me when I was 14. Great, great talent. Almost ten years from now, you are going to be unbeatable. So much heat."

Yeah, but in the UFC, having elite wrestling tends to beat being better overall. No Beefs wrestling surprised me, even after knowing his credentials. Just another level. Though it is prime for a Drew Ficket-esque knee. And though Jens was talkin like he was giving a big game movie speech throughout, I still enjoyed it. Nate switching teams and MANNY getting pissed is going to be fucking dope next week.

Best fight of the season.

"Handfight" is this seasons "Hammerfists". This is one of the better rounds I've seen on TUF.

Ok, I just saw Boceks name on the UFC website. BEST THING ON THE CARD!!

UFC finally attains the status of Poker and Spelling. Or at least is very close to it.

Yeah I'd say that's pretty lean for Brock. He also isn't tanned and oiled in that pic.

I imagine that's the case. Also, Shaft in the wheelchair saying "You can call me Charles" in a very specific way was totally a nod to Xavier.

There's not nearly enough Rachelle on television. (PS, I call my penis "television")

The only prob I had with the episode is with the Sylar end, but Mollys foreshadowing of the Season 2 Big Bad has me fucking GIDDY. Hiro going back in time with SULU is fuckin killer. SHAFT still hanging around in the spirit realm was dope, specially since Peters dreams have been a constant from the first episode- certainly plausible that he sent Peter the dream of blowing up to get him involved in the process. ANDO saying "You look badass" and Hiro going all fanboy. EVERYBODY teaming up to take on Sylar. Of course, it wasn't enough and I really wanted them to go all out with the super powers - I understand restraint and not numbing the audience, if you can't do it in the finale, when the fuck can you do it? Anti-climatic and they pussed out with Sylar after having killed off Linderman in the previous eps. Speaking of which, maybe Sylar just lost his powers? They mentioned that the Eclipse represents a unifying moment.

Was I the only one wanting Jack to cap Heller? He was so badass until he got emo in the room with Audrey.

YOU ARE FUCKING SHITTING ME. BOCEK~~!!

Plus YOU KNOW Ryan bagged on all the other people applying for the job.

Ryan's presentation to his business class where he showed holes in the company could have been part of why he got the job.

Well, considering Jim drove Karen to NY, either he just left her there w/ friends or broke it up.

A million billion points.

Yes, Weems acts how he looks. Like a 5 year old.

And you are a DAMN FOOL for giving me credit to not say otherwise. So who's the loser now?

"Go home, do push ups, do cart wheels, jerk off" Dana White, President.

Andy Wang is actin like a bitch after Pulver gives him a second chance.