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Oh fuck you Dave Meltzer for hypin up Noguiera being there. Goddamn jews. Killed Jesus and now this.

Man, Joe rockin a 2 fight Guillotine streak. "Yo, bitches, what you give is what you get Daddy be choppin heads like Marie Antoinette"

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA. PWN3D!~

MMA-themed rap. Yeah, not cool.

UFC FIGHT NIGHT has been brought to you by.... C2 ...and... Jason MacDonald Explosive and Athletic.

"I am going to break your left shoulder".

"I ain't into WWE, this shit ain't fake" LIL JENS passes the censors guard~!

"Goldberg sellin it" ... "...I almost thought it was an exciting fight"

Pullin down, throwin up Goldie. Where has that Muay Thai training gone? How are these guys gassed? What have they done to be this tired? Oh yeah, suck.

Awesome, both guys are gassed. So vs. McCully? God, that wouldn't last very long with the way McCully GnPs.

Ernesto Hoost in the house? Why is this heavyweight fight on the card? Is it to make the Lightweights look good?

Ok. These Bud Lite commercials are hilarious. ("I threw paper." ... "I threw a rock") and the squirrel watching the beer have made me laff.

Ok, how can they talk about Kit Cope and not bring up his most impressive accomplishment - sticking it in Gina Carano. (Really? Kit Cope?)

Kenny had a very good showing here, my main criticism would be he had the gas and conditioning to push it a lot more than he did. He could have been a bit more aggressive and put the pressure on his opponent but he seemed like he wasn't 100% confident in his conditioning. "I was basically waiting for my KNEE to touch my ASS" Ok, I like Kenny. Dammit.

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!! From a SICK kneebar, to a achilles lock (?) and then he fucking gets back and beats him with a RNC! That fight was really freakin good.

Mishima is making Kenny look really good here. Good leg kicks, good control, surprisingly good GnP. Goldberg is loving the opportunity to drop some Muay Thai science. Mishima really looks out of it.

Mishima is doing a really good job keeping Kenny in guard. Mishima looks a bit gassed. This is actually a pretty darn good fight. Florian is definitely winning the round and the fight standing.

Might as well use this for the Fight Night discussion. Apparently... A PRIDE star is going to be there. Kenflo looks really good, physically. Very lean. Was that Samoa Joe in Melvins corner?

I will not deny that it has low level fighters and mismatches throughout. I will also not deny that I want to see just about every one of those. UFC this Saturday will give us plenty of competitive fights with high calibre athletes that will impact their relative divisions. With PRIDE, you're going to get a bunch of guys kicking the piss out of each other and it's going to be ridiculously fun. I can see maybe two of those matches going to a decision, the rest are going to be some hl reel finishes.

THE FUCKING KEG~?~??~!!! Ok, best All Access ever. The fucking KEG.

I just yelled out "BALLIN" as an instinctive reaction to GSP raising up a glass. Hey, GSP's sister... c'est bien. PALTRY~! SLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

"Ok, you have a choice, you can live in a house with all those housey things inside, or you can live under a tarp..."

Why you gotta be such a faggot? Why you gotta interrupt my reflection time?

Ok, Rachelle on ice with a hockey stick and a Habs jersey... I need a moment to reflect.

Ok, seriously, Georges, that hat is fucking too much.