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FORMER RED ARMY SNIPER?! Oh shit, this is ridiculous. Rachelle cussin up a storm is HAWT.

"He's very intense... and a lil crazy" - Jackson. Oh Rachelle, I have missed you. You pronounce Canada funny.

"I don't think he is an animal... I think he's a retard man-child" Ok, Kos didn't say that, but he SHOULD have. "You better tune in, because Diego Sanchez. Will. Lose." AWESOME. HE JUST SAID THAT.

Jackson~! VICTOR~! God that man has killed people.

I love that they give St Pierre the champion score.

The countdown show is on right now. They condensed all the action in Serra/Lytle in about 20 and actually made it look non-boring.

Yes! Since she was in the final 2 it is guaranteed Haley will do something that will make me use lots of exclamation marks and capitalization!!

Oh man, the early PRIDE fan in me is jizzing all over Igor vs. Wandy. This card is the dope.

Hughes spoke a bit of trash on Trigg from his website. Not big fans of Twinkle Toes at MFS?

Haley needs to stay because she is fully aware that her trampyness is what is keeping her in the game and, dammit, one day she will come out on a pogo-stick! Lakisha belongs in a John Waters movie, there, I said it. Someone had to. So does Phil, for that matter. Dammit, why couldn't she just sing in a giant cardboard box? Dammit, why does she have to have an ample bosom?

Gah, damn the inventor of double sided tape! Damn you obviously gay man! So much less jiggle than a few weeks ago, colour me disappointed.

Jesus Is Lord, does Haley need to, you know, like, star in porn.

It's all so backhanded though, which makes it -to me- all the more brutal.

I hope Sanjaya rocks the sleazy facial hair more and morphs into the Brown Banderas. Oh my god they are really, really, slaughtering Sanjaya. Like, I don't think I've ever see them blatantly say any contestant doesn't deserve to be there like they do with Sanjaya.

Oh man, Sanjaya is hilarious. He's totally fucking around. YES, you FLIRT with that 8 year old!~

Is she having a bunch of mini-seizures, or is it just me? Ok, I APPROVE of her look, I DISAPPROVE of everything else. Nice vocal, but really bland and boring and all the same criticism the judges gave to Phil.

Ok, despite the hostess outfit, she is ADORABLE.

Ok, seriously, who is dressing these people? Is she singing or showing people to their table? Honestly.

You sing infront of Tony fn Bennett and don't know the gatdamn words? I don't watch the results shows, so I don't know how Chris places, but unless Sanjaya comes out with Hitler hair and 'stache, I can't see Chris lasting beyond this round. Ok, clearly I am crazy. Clearly. Cause I thought he was torrible.

Phil. Man. He just insists on going low. He's like Toni fucking Braxton that way.

I am FOR this hair style on Melinda. It looks all awkwardy on her and that's awesome. She KILLED that song at the end, JEEESUS. Simon is tremendous here. "I don't think we will ever be able to criticize you... and that's a problem!" "Every song has a beginning, middle, and end"

I actually really, really liked that performance. Probably my favourite of his so far. That is pretty much as good as he is going to get in terms of pure vocal performance.

Marcelo Garcia is debuting in MMA soon for Gracie Fighting Championships on May 19th against Marcus Avellan. It's been pretty hit-or-miss for elite Jiu Jitsu guys to make it in MMA, but it's hard to find anyone better than Marcelo and he has been very successful at no-gi grappling, so I hope his transition to MMA is a smooth one because him at 155 would be something.

God that was hilarious, what stud wrote that? Dude, Aoki. Zelg. C'mon.