RavishingRickRudo

Probably should start a thread on the upcoming Fight Night, but for now, if anybody wants to hear tremendous trash talking, listen to Melvin Guillards interview on UFC.com. From saying the only reason that Joe won the season is because he (Melvin) and Burkman eliminated each other in the fight, to telling Joe to stay at home and be a family man, Melvin speaks confidence.

Karo Parisyan vs. Shonie Carter is a fucking AWESOME fight. Well. From what I've see of it cause the fucking thing stops before the 3rd round. But the first round is dope, and the second round has some nice shit in it too (especially the guillotine choke sequence). Gotta watch it. JU DO. http://www.dailymotion.com/search/mma/vide...shonie-carter-1

ILLEGAL LUCKY MISTAKE OF AN ELBOW THAT BARELY CONNECTED AND IS A GODDAMNED JEW OF A MOVE.

Fedor didn't lose to Kohsaka. Ok?

Fedor vs. Couture is an awesome match. Two of the smartest fighters in the game who match up very well with each other. Great cardio, great training and strategy, both use the clinch and leg trips for their takedowns, both use gnp, though very different kinds, their stand up is very different as Randy uses more calculated jabs while Fedor throws bombs. Both would be fighting around 225, so it's not like there would be huge gap that was there when Randy faced Josh/Ricco. Height and Reach wouldn't be much of a factor. I see Randy taking Fedor down before Fedor takes Randy down. Fedor is better off his back, but he has never been held down by someone like Randy before, and Randy won't plant his hand like Coleman did (twice). It's just a really, really, good fight. Plus they respect the hell out of each other, so you know they will both be game.

I think another question is if they do continue to run PRIDE, will they keep up with the expensive production costs? It's a staple of PRIDE events, but one that put the company in the red. Maybe with Zuffa-ownership, they can get a TV deal again for PRIDE and then they can have a network like FujiTV foot the bill. There are lots of potential ramifications to this purchase. I don't even want to think about unification. Or. Dare I dream? Fedor vs. Couture. A year ago, this would have never seemed possible. 4 years ago, it probably would have been the other way around. Change, motherfucker, it's a fuckin head-scratcher.

From Meltzie: --It was reported today by Josh Gross that Mauricio Shogun Rua had signed a unique contract with two fights in Pride and two fights in UFC. If this is accurate, that would certainly seem to indicate a deal with both under the same umbrella would have been completed.

Oh fuck you. Filho wrecks house. In other news, Marcelo Garcia pimps his book, Borat style. http://victorybelt.com/?p=222 And Diego Sanchez tested positive for Marijuana after his Joe Riggs fight.

Phil sounds like Clay Aiken. That should be enough of an explanation, as both look like some sort of prairie animal. Sanjaya definitely knows where he is at in the competition. I imagine his only motivation now is to show his sis how much shit he can get away with while she sits in the stands imagining herself up there taking it much more seriously. Haleys stripper routine was still fantastic. McPhee wishes she had those legs. Though Haley has the sex appeal of a cardboard box and was clearly told by someone else that she had to shake her titties and wiggle her tush to stay in the game, whereas McPhee had that kind of allure only Scientology vixens can have.

Then Joe Rogan can show up and call Tito out on stealing jokes from other comedians.

Don't you fucking shit on Tito.

It's good. I like that they are bringing back the more mystical element of the island with Locke and Ben. Lockes dad being on the island is fine if we get Sawyer going... house... on him.

OH SHIT! Jack is going to FUCK LOCKE UP. Well, there ya go. He got gored.

Be careful, it might make you break down into a hormonal rage of tears.

It's American Idol. This is like swimming in the ocean and saying "Well, this part is a bit wet".

Oh fuck you all. Crying Girl is the best damn part of this show. They need to have her on every show. Like, as a guest judge to make Paula look more coherent. "YO DAWG THAT WAS THE BOMB" "That was just a shining rainbow... it was great... you are great... I love your souls heart" "It was... well... it was like I was in a bar... but this was a thai bar and a street girl came up to me and was constantly asking me if I wanted to have a good time." "WAHUHUHWHWHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

I think Melindas hair style was meant to accentuate her neck. NO, NO!!! They are all stealing Sanjayas crying girl thunder! THATS ALL HE HAD! WELL. I MEAN. ALONG WITH THE HAIR!

Good lord Haley got some gams on her. More tiny pants, please.

Chris dropping the "Fro Patro" line had me cracking the fuck up. He just needs the same religious vigor that Taylor had in selling it.

"Yeah, well, your head has a THICK candy shell" "You're the one with the shell" "Are you talking?"

Simon wears lots of black + Paula can't come up with anything better = that joke.

Women should not do Stones. Just as a rule. You know, unless we're talkin about background vocals on Gimmie Shelter.

"There were moments of complete torture in that song" He is KILLING her on stage. Oh man. She's going to break down.

Hillary Clinton is fuckin CRAZY.

That's display his "fanbase", give him that prettyboy superstar aura. Really, though, the girl just looks pathetic. Oh good grief, a hug. :barf: Sanjaya won't go anywhere. There's a Disney Channel show with him and his sisters name on it. I've never seen High School Musical, but I imagine Sanjaya will be on there too.