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YES!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR SPOILERS LEI !!!!!!!!1

TSL! TSL!

It sucks that Matt is going to Randy it and train for the Olympics instead of dedicating himself to fighting.

Fuck, this may be sloppy, but FUCK, am I enjoying it.

I can't believe they've been building to Matts debut fight since the _first show_.

Selling out in one minute is impossible and must be a technicality. Btw. Hamill vs. Nickels from TUF3 is the best TV-built match in years. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit... Matts gonna fight... GIDDY~!!!

WWE sells out MSG at record pace though. Plus they've been running MSG for decades. They've probably sold out MSG more than UFC has had shows. I think the UFC is going to wreck the WWE somethin fierce, but the WWE and the Garden is just an insane level.

"Douchebag" "Wanker" They all learn a lesson in the end. I love this show. So very very much. I've been working on a blog entry about this show for a while now, and I make some grand claims about it. I am so fucking hyped to see Matt fight. Why is this show good? Did the format change really make it that much better?

Let LOTC dream, for it is such a beautiful dream.

You think they are aware of how redundant and repetitive their booking is?

Ok, you were mocking how TNA tirelessly uses formula in feuds. Gotcha. Let's not forget having Joe and Steiner in a tag match where.. oh wait.. ok, how about Joe and Steiner in a 6 man this time?

Well Steiner wouldn't actually ever beat Joe. The first match would end in a cut stoppage, the second would end with Joe tapping out Steiner. In between the first and second fight Steiner builds strength and momentum in the "now you made me pissed and I am going to fuck you up" kinda way, in the rebound from the first loss. The cut stoppage itself could go different ways, they could even have the blood get in Steiners eyes and have him wrestle seemingly blind until the ref stops it.

The thing is, Joe/Steiner is one of the few strong programs TNA has and they have to extend it beyond one match (because that's what TNA does, and in this case, that is what is best for business). Steiner should in no way be the one to end Joes unbeaten streak, however. That is a rub that should be meant for a newer wrestler that has a longer shelf-life - it is a star making move. HoP mentioned a ref stoppage due to blood as a possible finish, with Steiner cutting Joe, but I think Joe bloodening Steiner would work more. One, it fits with the blood on Joes towel, and makes Joe into more of a badass. Two, it doesn't really hurt Steiner because it's just a cut finish rather than a pin/sub finish - and it wouldn't really be a stone cold pass out blood finish, it would be "Steiner is protesting the ref stopping it" kind of finish (though it is clear to the fans that the match should be stopped due to excessive blood loss). Three, Joe doesn't lose. Four, it gives Steiner more motivation to kick the crap out of Joe and make Joe pay. Plus the fans will go into the second match with a greater idea of Steiner winning since traditional parity booking suggests the second match (let's say an I Quit match) goes to the loser of the first.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...6053102341.html A good article on Brandon Vera. Dana White says that an HBO deal is coming soon, which is interesting. Vera made about $70,000 in the last fight, half from Sponsorship, half from 16/16. And, of course... "If things keep going like this, it's going to be crazy in a few years," ultimate fighter Forrest Griffin said. "We're all going to be millionaires."

I would have put Tanaka/Ballz in my top 10, maybe even top 5. I didn't like Ballz/RVD the first time I saw it, but the second time I enjoyed the heck out of it - it gets a lot of unwarranted flack, IMO.

C'mon, this warranted a thread. I really enjoyed Bennetts work all around and I was so happy that TFN bought MMAW because of Bennetts involvement.

A long time ago, in a promotion far, far, away... It is a period of civil war. Rebel wrestlers, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored wrestling ring with enough power to destroy an entire arena. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Francine races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the promotion... (works best if you can scroll it) Cast (leading up to ECWs first PPV ECW: A New Hope): Punk Skywalker Darth Angle Princess Francine Tommy-wan Dreamobi C3P-Regal R2-DTazz Rob Han Dam Sabaccha (aka Sabuewy)

There is a wealth of Sci Fi crap to rip off. Star Wars alone gives them a years worth of booking.

Kiyoshi Tamura vs. The World says that worked shoots are so awesome, and that's a fact.

Mount is a BJJ term, though it could be from Judo or JJ as well since those predate BJJ and also influenced it. I've never seen a mount done in Amateur wrestling, mainly because its impractical, so I can't possibly imagine JR got it from Amateur wrestling when it is more than likely he got it from the UFC/MMA. And selling punches in a WWE match is different from selling them like shoot punches. The main difference is there is way more theatrics in WWE selling. The question is, was Foley selling them differently than he normally does? I didn't see it, so that's up for you guys to decide. But there is no way ECW will steal from the UFCs audience. For one, part of the appeal in MMA is guys who are seen to be the best fighters in the world - so there goes that. Plus, there are few workers, PERIOD, that can work a convincing shoot match, and most of them are in Japan. It is very very very very very rare to have an American perform a good worked shoot. I dunno which Danielson/Low Ki match the person above was referencing, but I saw one which was trash. Where a triangle choke had none of the details right (which, oddly enough, TAKER was able to do better) and it was just one of the two crossing their ankles. A comment like that is something someone who has seen very little MMA would make, and MMA fans would shit on it. Not just hardcore fans, the fans in the arenas are getting more and more knowledgable and pick up the details and know the game to where they could easily see through any weak attempt at a pro wrestling simulation.

I don't get it. They fags or what?

BENNETT BREAKDOWN: UFC NEWS When all is said and done, despite not selling out the Staples Center, UFC 60 was still a big hit for Southern California. The official attendance was 14,802, and the announced capacity for the Staples Center was 16,947 for this particular event. I'm not sure how much they papered the place and how many tickets where given out, but even on a Memorial Day Weekend and with pay-per-view buys expected to be huge, it was a pretty good weekend overall for the UFC. Star Watch - This was easily the most star-studded UFC event to date, with a who's who of Hollywood in attendance. There were tons, and I mean tons, of celebs in the building. Former Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson was in the house, plus Adam Sandler, Nicholas Cage, David Spade, James Caan, Damon and Marlon Wayans, Paris Hilton, Cindy Crawford, Michael Clarke Duncan, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Everlast, Paul Walker, Kevin Nealon of Saturday Night Live fame, and even the great Kazushi Sakuraba were all in the house this weekend. Now, let's get right to your e-mails. “Ryan, what is the deal with K-1 and the UFC. Is there a working agreement?” Matt Freeman – Seattle, Washington I didn't think so going into the event, but after seeing that my boss, Mr. Tanagawa from K-1, not to mention Sakuraba (who absolutely hates flying) made the ten-hour trek from Japan to Los Angeles, it makes me think more and more that something definitely is up. "Big Daddy" Gary Goodridge was there, and Heath Herring has gone on record saying that he wants to fight in the UFC, and Jerome LeBanner has specifically eyed Tim Sylvia... it's either one hell of a coincidence, or there is something brewing. Did I mention that Royce Gracie was “on loan” by K-1 to the UFC? “Was this Royce Gracie's last fight in his career?” Jose Anjuendro – Mexico City, Mexico The simple answer is no. Royce stated over and over after the fight that he has two more fights left in him. His next fight will definitely be in Japan on the Dynamite card on New Year's Eve. I'm not sure what K-1 will do with him, as far as who they put him up against. For Royce, you can look at this weekend in two ways. One is that you were dominated by the most dominant champion in the welterweight division, Matt Hughes, so anybody else will be a much easier opponent. The other way to look at this weekend is that age is catching up with you, as you were dominated for the first time ever in your career and you haven't looked good in your last few fights. Matt Hughes aside, many thought that Royce was dominated by Hideo Tokoro in Japan last December. The fight was ruled a draw, as it went the full time limit and it was agreed that there would be no judges for the fight, not to mention the fact that Tokoro is a fighter who competes at 155 pounds. It's not a great way to make a statement if you're Royce Gracie and you out-weigh your Japanese opponent by 38 pounds, but you're not able to win the fight. I take Royce at his word, and I believe that he will fight two more fights. “Am I blind or did Diego Sanchez lose his fight to John Alessio?” Mark LeBlanc – Toronto, Canada I would say it was definitely Alessio's fight to win. However, if Alessio would have just done something, he would have won the fight. I actually scored the fight 29-28 for Sanchez. Here's why I scored it that way. Diego definitely won the third round, and Alessio won the first. In the second round, Alessio would have won the round easily if he threw more than a stiff jab. Instead, he was so worried about defending the takedown (which he did perfectly the entire fight, I might add) that his offense went totally out the window. He didn't throw more than a one-time combination the entire fight. Alessio clearly inflicted more damage and had a great sprawl, but he didn't let his hands go. Alessio will kick himself when he looks back at the tape, because if he would have just won the last ten seconds of the second round, then he would have won the fight. One more thing about Diego: He apparently threw out his back in the first round. Diego told me after the fight that he shot in for a takedown in the first round and pulled a muscle in his back, and he just couldn't move well the rest of the way. Sanchez also received seven stitches above his left eye and six stitches above his right eye after the fight. Alessio clearly had the power and did more damage, as Alessio didn't have a scratch on him after the fight. Too bad that he didn't throw any combinations or engage in the fight more, because he easily would have won the fight. STAT OF THE NIGHT: Since we are talking about the Diego Sanchez fight, here is your stat of the night. Sanchez executed just ONE takedown in TEN tries during the first two rounds. In total, he had two takedowns in 15 attempts. The numbers tell you that Alessio dominated this fight, and he has nothing to show for it. By the way, how one of the judges could score the fight 30 to 27 for Sanchez (meaning that Diego won every round) is just beyond me. Sometimes I wonder what the judges are truly watching. “What's next for Matt Hughes?” Larry Rothstein – Davenport, Iowa It's definitely a showdown with George St. Pierre in September. This will be a tremendous rematch, and I can't wait to see the fight. I believe that if the UFC has their way and if they can get the deal done, the fight will most likely happen in Canada. Right now, they are working vigorously behind the scenes, trying to get a deal done with our neighbors up north, and you could see a GSP vs. Hughes fight in Montreal as the UFC's first ever event in Canada. “Ryan, who impressed you the most this weekend?” - Kim Panter – Atlanta, Georgia Definitely Dean Lister. Lister shocked me, to be honest. We all knew that his ground game was sick and that it was over if he got it to the ground, but I didn't believe in his takedowns, and I thought Alessio Sakara would give him fits with his hand speed and by keeping his distance. I was totally wrong on this fight. Trigg and I both predicted that Sakara would win this fight, and I gotta put a shout out to my man, Joey Oddessa, who set Lister as the favorite when the odds came out (and Trigg and I made fun of Joey on the radio show at the time, thinking he was smoking crack). Joey, once again, you are the man and the smartest man in MMA. One other thing about Lister was the fact that he was really pissed that a few of his former training partners have actually have been working out with Sakara. Alessio recently moved to Southern California, and there were a handful of guys that used to train with Dean who went and trained with Sakara. This didn't sit well with Lister, and I know he was extremely pissed going into this fight and used it as motivation in the fight. It worked, and Lister looks like he will be very dangerous in the 185-pound weight class, which is where he will be fighting from now on. Two other guys who impressed me were Brandon Vera and Mike Swick. Both Vera and Swick are in a very interesting position. They both could get title shots in their next fights, even though I still think they could each use two more fights. Vera is now a perfect 3-0 in the UFC. He is crushing guys left and right, and the UFC's heavyweight division is so thin right now that the smartest thing for the UFC would be to just sit back and put Vera in a title fight, either putting him up against the winner of the Tim Sylvia vs. Andrei Arlovski fight, or giving Jeff Monson the next title shot and then giving Vera the title shot after that. Does Vera need a few more wins? Yes, and he will tell you that, but once again, Zuffa is in a tough position because they need more heavyweight match-ups, and Vera gives them that immediately. Swick is in the same boat. He could use a couple more fights, but Rich Franklin needs opposition. I think Franklin will fight the winner of Chris Leben vs. Anderson Silva, and Swick can wait in the wings to get his shot after that. By the way, do we all realize how well-rounded Swick is now? A couple of KO victories and now a couple of submissions? This kid is getting better and better, and while he does need a few more fights, he has a great work ethic in training, and it shows in his fights. “How close is the UFC crowning a champion at 155?” Kelly DeGuess – Boise, Idaho Apparently, very close. It looks as though Sean Sherk will get a shot at the vacant 155-pound title, as the UFC looks to re-crown a champion at 155. Sherk's opponent will most likely be the winner of the June 24th fight between Kenny Florian and Sam Stout. The UFC's first plan was to have Yves Edwards face Sean Sherk for the vacant title, but that fell through when Edwards was shocked by Mark Hominick. Zuffa's second idea was to put Sherk against BJ Penn, but Penn really wanted to stay at 170 pounds and get a rematch with the winner of the upcoming Hughes vs. St. Pierre fight. So, Sherk is now waiting to fight someone for the title, and the most likely scenario is that the winner of Florian vs. Stout will go up against Sherk for the vacant Lightweight Title, perhaps as soon as August. (If you would like to email your questions for a further Bennett Breakdown you can reach Bennett at [email protected])

Can the phrase "I wish I had balls like..." be banned from this folder? I imagine Royces arm has been stretched for decades, so the ligaments and muscles don't nearly tear the same way most peoples do, thus less pain. Still, those are some nice balls on him.

Silva by Cut Stoppage sounds most likely to me, though if Leben learns some whacky submission he could take it. And Reshad has no aggression or killer instinct, period. He looks like he's doing a crossword puzzle (and not a hard one, something like PEOPLE's) rather than being in a fight (and not in the cool Fedor way).

Spoilers below;; Wolverine: They're ready. Storm: I know they're ready, but are you ready? Awful. But hey, didja know Jean Grey was a Level 5 Mutant? Not lower than Level 3 like all those Morlocks, and not above Level 4 like Magneto, but a LEVEL 5~!! That's HYOOGE. What I hated is that they killed off Xavier like it was nothing. The AOA storyline exists because Xavier died and here they mourned for 5 seconds and that was it - and even the mourning was focused more on the fucking terrible triangle between Iceman/Kitty/Rogue than the fact that Charles Xavier died. "Hey, this great guy died, let's go skating!". And they killed him off to build up the Phoenix and then had her do JACK ALL after it. Fucking christ.