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Have the E-Chamber match at RR since (1)RR Typically has fewer matches than most PPV cards and (2)NYE will need its star power spread out.

It took a while for everyone to realize its greatness.

Right now on RAW we have Edge, Benoit, and HHH as possible champions, Jericho and Orton are on the fringes, and Batista is being hinted as a possible contender. There is a RAW PPV in early January, and also the Royal Rumble. Will HHH be the title holder all the way up to Mania? Will the Royal Rumble be from the Raw brand? Right now on Smackdown we have Taker, Booker, Eddie as contenders for JBL's title heading into their PPV in 2 weeks. Kurt Angle is in a lil bit of limbo right now, battling injuries and waiting for an opportunity. Big Show is also a factor. So, where do you see each show being in 1 month (End of the Year, setting up for the Rumble)? In 2 Months (After the Rumble, setting up for WM)? And in 4 months (WM)? You can either fantasty book the way YOU would have it, or you can put yourself inside the mind of Vince McMahon and look where the WWE will be headed in that time. Key Dates: Sunday, December 12, 2004: Armageddon (Smackdown) Sunday, Janurary 9, 2005: New Years Revolution (Raw) Sunday, January 30, 2005: Royal Rumble (Split) Sunday, February 20, 2005: No Way Out (Smackdown) Sunday, April 3, 2005: Wrestlemania (Split) Quite frankly, I haven't given it much thought (not nearly as much as I used to), so this is an opportunity for all of us to look ahead and map out the upcoming months. Things to consider: Snitsky and Heidenreich meeting at Survivor Series. Snitsky having just finished a feud with Kane and Taker feuding with Heidenreich. A possible match at WM, or perhaps something earlier? Smackdown is in Pittsburgh, Kurt Angle's hometown. Angle and Taker have been rumoured to be looking to face each other at Mania. HHH can pick whomever he wants to face at Mania, and will likely pick the match best for him.

Dr. Jack doesn't like the prospect of delivering the baby... or he was a chronic abortionist -a Gene Snitsky if you will- in his previous life (which is why is parents looked down on him).

Clearly you all don't get the intricaces of JPEG Theatre.

Sawyer told Charlie that there be crack in them thar baby, and Charlie wants a fix. I hear there's nothing quite like Baby Crack.

There has been talk about shutting down the WWE folder during RAW for some time now, if it wasn't for the constant board collapses and posters actively seeking a solution (Rando's board), we'd still be in here discussing Raw. So Umm yes.

The baby is controlling her and messing with her mind. ... no... no wait... wrong thread...

That was the main reason, but there have been SOME people who wanted to shut this place down before that even happened. Think of the board crashes as the 9/11 to Homeland Security.

I totally fucking agree. All this RAW talk is getting to be too fucking much. Jesus fucking Christ. Now.. LOOK.. HOW.. CLEAN.. THISROBEIS! WHOOOOOOOO! SPACEMOUNTAIN IS A RIDE ON THE INSIDE! THROUGH THE TUNNEL! I'M RIC FLAIR! HE'S THE CHAMP! I'M A LEGEND!

Sorry Czech, but the Anal Chronicles must live on. If not for me, for Looney. I hear he gets off on this shit.

Yeah, me too. But that's Sally for ya.

Hey Czechy, what's goin on? Um.. Hi Sally... *shifts and looks at his feet* Nothing... nothin much... just... standin here.. heh... how, how about you?? Oh not a lot, just about to head to the mall to pick up some cleaning supplies. So I guess that's because you're such a dirty guh... I mean... *shifts* yeah, cleaning supplies... yeah, that's uh, neat. Heh. Those are some nice dockers. And that polo shirt looks great on you Czech. You must shop at the gap. Speaking of the gap, I wouldn't mind sti.. yeah, it's mainly from, uh, the gap... *turns away and bites hand* (inner monologue) Just say you want anal sex with her! DO IT! So uh, Sally, hows about you and me... I.. I can't do this... oh what the hell! Sally how's about you and me fuck------king clean that mess up together! (inner monologue) *slow sarcastic clap* Braaa-haaa-voh *more slow sarcastic clapping*

*head explodes*

Yeah, I still have 2 more Evolution Members to do. ... and also write a lil parody on including the on-going Anal gag. Oh I'm SO bad!

We're lucky really that WWE is pushing Benjamin period. Wuh? Fuck that, I'll consider myself lucky when I get to see Benjamin get to use his really deep bad-ass voice and then kill a man in the middle of the ring. Benjamin has a better look than Haas I think. I don't know what it is, but when I saw them wrestling as a team, I was always more interested in Benjamin than Haas. I think it means you are gay. Gay for Benjamin.

The Benjamin video tonight was much better than last weeks; I loved the amateur footage. They need to capitalize on him being a different person in the ring. I'd love to see a "You don't want to FUCK WITH ME" side to Benjamin where he just "turns it on" and obliterates his opponents.

Shit... Chick: Batista, is this dress too racy? *Batista checks her out* Batista: You do anal? *next segment has Chick and Batista in bed. The chicks hair is disheveled and Batista is smoking a cig.* Chick: Wow, Dave, that was amazing. Batista: Yeah, I know. Chick: This room is so clean now! *Camera shows a spotless room, shine and all* Batista: Yeah. Quit moving around, you'll mess up the covers even more. Chick: Oh sorry. Batista: No prob, babe. Now let me stick my cock in your ass. Chick: OK! *Batista does his new "pump" entrance pose*

Because forcing women to strip to their panties is high class.

Orton can be the WWE's resident shoulder-to-cry-on. Trish: Oh Randy, that Chris Jericho called me names. *Trish puts her head on Randys lap* *Randy picks her head up and looks her in the eyes* Randy: Trish, you are a beautiful woman and a valued human being. I am happy to be your friend. Jericho is just saying that because he still likes you, but is afraid to get hurt again. Trish: You're so right Randy! Is there anything I can do to thank you? You... Me... Anal? Randy: Hmm... I like that idea Trish. I'd love to. *Trish starts to unzip her pants* *Randy grabs a tube of something out of a nearby dresser* *Randy squeezes it on to his hands and smiles as Trish is bent over* Randy: There, my hands are clean. Now for the rest of this room.

It was paraphrased. Some chick asked him if what she was wearing was too slutty. He said "You look beautiful". And then didn't have her suck his cock. So, yeah, he's a lil bitch.

Randy, I need to talk to you... it's IMPORTANT. Stacy Carter, The Kat? Is that you? What is it that you want? Oh Randy, I miss being a WWE Diva. I would do ANYTHING to be a DIVA again. ANYTHING. I'd let you violate me with wingtip shoe; I'd get one of my hot friends and let you fuck the both of us; I have no gag reflex Randy and I will suck you dry and swallow. Ha, ha. *Randy has a huge shit-eating grin* *crowd pops huge, freaking out over an X-rated RAW* Oh Stacy, you don't have to do that *crowd with a collective "HUH?" Not without me taking you to dinner first and meeting your parents *crowd comes unglued*. And even then, I think we're moving too fast. How about you just show me your bra? Oh Randy, you're so.... ROMANTIC.

I loved the finish. It was a legit cliffhanger. They should hit 4+ in the ratings next week, if they play their cards right. The main event was probably the best match they've had in a while. I enjoyed the shit out of that. HHH was bumping like a motherfucker but selling like a fuck. Benoit killing him with the suplex was fantastic. They did too good of a job building up Batista in the Battle Royale. If you're going to do something like that, go all the way. The crowd BOO'D when he was eliminated. That's bad when he's a heel, and especially bad when they're building him up to leave HHH when he won't. The rest of the show sucked. The Diva thing was just plain bad and killed the crowd. The WWE really needs to look at the crowds reaction to these things, cause a lot of the audience doesn't cheer for this shit. And it is SO TAME. You can't have it both ways - you either don't do it, or you get down and dirty. WWE isn't willing to do that, so fuck em. Why am I supposed to cheer for Randy Orton? Like, fuck. "You're really pretty"??? Again, TAME. Orton should say "Yeah you look great...Hows about you suck my cock now?"... Who the fuck cheers a ladies man? Well, ladies I guess... which explains why the usual people who cheer for Orton are chicks.

You've got to be kidding me. How many people associate Terry Funk as the great NWA champion and how many people assocate Terry Funk as the Middle-Aged Crazy guy? The picture in my mind when I think of Terry Funk is This not this... I think that would be pretty consistent with most wrestling fans, and certainly will be when those who saw him in the 60's and 70's die off.

I'm sorry but I personally think HHH vs. Flair was great for the simple fact that it was Flair coming close to winning the belt. Ok. You think it's a great match because "Flair came close to winning the belt"? I'm sorry but I personally think that's a piss poor reason for calling it great. Especially when HHH does it 4 times a year with various other guys. It was a good story-style match if you know what I mean. It's the same story as HHH/Maven, HHH/Hurricane, HHH/Benjamin, HHH/Taka. THOSE are great matches as well? WWE is hell bent on getting untalented guys so why not have Flair, a guy who can actually entertain on the show. Every time he is in the ring he exposes the business. He is painfully repetitive. He isn't worth the investment of time because he has no potential to grow. He has never given any wrestler a rub or gotten them over in his time in the WWE. Why not? He's old. He sucks. Like I said, it should be in more of a speaking role and wrestling just here and there. I'm not the biggest Flair mark in the world, but I would still pay to see him. He should never wrestle, and he can't function as a manager. His personality doesn't work with that role.