the max

I just wrote down cancellation confirmation numbers, the people I talked to, the dates, etc. when I cancelled and got myself 1800 points. If there are any charges, I'm going to be pissed, but I'll have ammo to back myself up.

My stuff came yesterday. Phone Booth, Bringing Down the House, and Made came, in plastic packaging, safely wrapped in cardboard. Aside from Phone Booth's audio possibly being fucked up, it's all good.

Who didn't love the pornstar mustache?

This is Jim Cornette, and the views that I'm about to express are not necessarily those of anybody else but me. But they oughta be. And as a matter of fact, they probably are. You know, alot of things in the wrestling world make me cranky these days. Especially the way some talent is treated and some talent is looked at by, not only the promoters, but some wrestling fans as well. For example, a man like Arn Anderson who just had to retire from this sport, after giving it his entire life, because of some injury he suffered. A guy like "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, who in my opinion, is one of the greatest talents in the history of this business. Guys like Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, whatever you want to call him. Great talents in the WWF or WCW. But who gets alot of the attention, from the wrestling fans especially? Guys like the NWO, the New World Order. You know, all the fans think these guys are so cool and so sweeeeet, and so funny. Well, as far as I'm concerned, the NWO is like a bunch of guys meeting out in the backyard in a clubhouse in a tree. They're guys who, all they have to do... They go the easiest job in the world... All they have to do is go out there and be themselves. Childish, obnoxious, adolescent guys with a case of severe arrested emotional develpoment, and a fixation on trying to act macho. You got a guy like Kevin Nash, 40 years-old, trying to act like a teenager. Far as I'm concerned, the biggest "no-talent" in the business. He's got six moves, no mobility, and enough timing to cover-up for some of it. But what he does is he goes around and manipulates. Kevin Nash had a multi-million dollar promotional company, the WWF, push him to the moon to make him a star, and what does he do? He leaves... After he gives his word he's staying, so by the way, he's a liar too... He leaves and he goes to WCW for a big contract. Why? More on that later. You got a guy like Scott Hall, who's a good wrestler, but "good" is about it. He's the best of the bunch. But he had the same million dollar promotional company make him a star, after being in the business 10 years without putting 3 asses in a seat. And what does he do? He goes to WCW for a big contract. Why? More on that later. And then you got a guy... Syxx, 1-2-3 Kid, his name's Sean Waltman. Whatever you want to call him. As far as I'm concerned, the only reason he's employed is because the other guys think he's funny when he gets drunk and throws up on himself. He has the distinction, in case you haven't noticed, of being the only guy since this "wrestling war" got started, that was released from a valid contract from one company to go to the other side, which shows you how valuable he is. You know why they're all employed? Why they're all in the spot they are today? Because of Eric Bischoff. The boss of WCW, not the NWO. Look at the credits on the PPV if you can get one for free. The idiot's name is on it. He's the boss of WCW. He works for Ted Turner. And he throws a billionaire's money around, just like water, so he can have guys that he likes to hang out with. Because, even more than being a mark... Yeah, for his own face and his own voice... Eric Bischoff is a guy who's a big fan of hanging around studly guys with long hair and beards, that smoke cigars, and ride Harley's. So that some of that can rub off on his little pansy-ass frame. So he takes that billionaire's money, and he throws that around like water to buy guys that he can hang around, to prove that his "johnson" is bigger than everybody else's. And that's the sole reason the NWO guys are employed. I think, me personally, that it's about time that the wrestling fans and the promoters, all of them in this business, start recognizing guys like "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, like Arn Anderson, like Cactus Jack. Guys who bust their ass. Who work hard, and have ability and talent to get where they are. Instead of a bunch of guys that get to their spot by hanging around with the boss and sucking-up. I'm Jim Cornette, and that's my opinion.

And when I watch homer after homer and run after run score, I'll think of you then too, AS.

Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies of all time, but I voted "Big"

It was so rough here. We didn't lose power, and I spent the night eating, watching Smackdown, and playing EWR.

And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead

Couldn't Franken just change it to "Balanced and Fair"?

The Marlins had Jeff Conine bobblehead night this year.

I want to see Seabiscuit, but I have to cover for someone on Saturday. Maybe I'll go on Sunday.

Did you cancel them right after you signed up?

What did he say? I hate Jay Leno.

The OVW DVD is worth picking up too.

I'm disappointed that Major League isn't on the list, and that Best in Show, one of the funniest movies that I've ever seen, isn't on there. Slapshot could have snuck into the top 3, IMO, but I'm hockey biased. And Rudy should have been on there.

"Do you believe in miracles? YES!" Happened before I was born, but even when I watched the movie, and a tape of the game, I get chills. Truly a sad day for Olympic Hockey.

You've been pulled over 8 fucking times? FFS, I've been driving for 4 years and have yet to be pulled over. ONCE.

How many times have you been pulled over for speeding?

They always roast the other comedians. They do it on all the other roasts. I know- it's really annoying. Who invited Jim Breuer? I don't think a half hour of doing the same tired jokes to the guy would be more entertaining than this tonight. I think that them roasting some of the other guys was funnier than most of their roasts of Leary. And Jim Breuer has his moments. Unfortunately, this wasn't one of them.

They always roast the other comedians. They do it on all the other roasts.

Most of them did, Bob. The song by that girl was fucking ghey, but otherwise it's been funny. Dane Cook's suggestion for Kiefer was dead on.

True, true.

I signed up for them, but have heard nothing back yet. I hope I get approved, I might actually keep one for doing this stuff. Otherwise, I'm going to have to call my bank and yell at them again. Also, each credit card is for 300 points each, and I think I signed up for 4 of them.

How long does it take for the credit card ones to come in? I did those last week, and I have yet to see anything from them. And I want MR SHOW....

58 in a 40? Jesus.