the max

I could not stop laughing the entire time that I read this.

New York Super Fudge Chunk.

Fuck this noise about the punch. I'm bringing my own. Want some? 15 bucks a glass!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, I kind of worded that wrong I guess. I was more referring to the fact that Baldelli had never played at the same level that Matsui and Ichiro played at.

Nice. Now I can see what all the fuss is about.

I still don't think that Ichiro should have won it. I don't think that just because you played professional baseball in a different country (Matsui- 10 years and Ichiro- 9 years) and come over to a new league that you should be eligible. I mean you take someone like Rocco Baldelli who, prior to last year had never played a day in MLB, but look past his solid numbers because an experienced player had better numbers?

Gerut should at least be in the running for it, but it's probably going to go to non-rookie Hideki Matsui.

You should go to John Cocktooston next, Mr. Rosenpenis.

That punch has too much skin and glass. *demands quality punch, or I take the party favors*

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look?

If I cared about the Yankees, I'd be pretty mad right now.

I was to understand that there would be punch.

John Gorman.

I can't help but feel bad for the players in this situation. It's not their fault that Montreal has had piss poor management, but it's taken out on them with horrible road trips, not having a real home stadium, not being able to make trades at the deadline to get them to the playoffs, etc. This makes MLB look bad, and is terrible for Expos morale.

I like baseball, but I had my heart broken in the 11th inning of game 7, and as a result, I lost interest for a few months.

NHL- Bourque getting the Cup. One of the greatest stories and playoff runs that I can remember. One of my favorite players, and the player that I idolized when I played. Even though it ended in heartbreak, Ottawa's run in 2002-3. Showed that they were improving and maturing. MLB- (red sox fan)... ... no comment

Ah. As long as someone mentions Feinstein, I'm just reminded of how bad of a boss he was.

[in Indecent Proposal II movie] Robert Redford: I'd like to sleep with your wife and I'm prepared to pay...$6. Demi Moore: Last time you paid us a million. Robert Redford: I know, at the time I was worth $1,000,006. Jay Sherman: You're old enough to be my mother. Doris: So? You're fat enough to be my car.

Well, I'm biased being a Bruins fan and all, but him raising the Cup is one of the top 5 sports markout moments for me.

BoUrque. If you're going to hate on him, at least spell his name right.

I concur. How you could go against that story...

Oh let's not open up that can of worms. It took Feinstein 6 weeks to get me my last paycheck, so I'm not on his side at all.

Yeah, the Islander hunting vests are back in full swing.

Over-medium on white toast, preferrably. Scrambled is the easiest, since I can actually make them.

He'd rather tell someone how to do something rather than do it. It's like those tremendously fat family members that tell you the weight loss secrets.