St. Patrick's Day has been really hit or miss for me lately.
2004: I spent the day with my girlfriend watching movies.
2005: One of my male co-workers threatened to punch another female co-worker; he was fired.
2006: I spent the day with friends enjoying some beers; nothing crazy happened.
2007: Six police officers came to my dorm after a girl was allegedly sexually assaulted; two guys got arrested.
Maybe next year will be better.