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Could that be defined as a Hog Lock by Melina?

For the longest time Kennedy reminded me of someone, but I could never recall who it was. Then I saw Brian Regan do stand-up again and it hit me.

Kennedy's come full circle. Nine months ago he wanted more than anything to get on Raw.

Ted Turner to laugh.

I like how the Raw promo suggests that this week's investigation won't get anywhere.

We need a bunch of cameos for this investigation to work. I'm talking the Goon, Outback Jack, Just Joe, and Frenchy Martin, etc to all be investigated. Throw in a "Vince McMahon is not A-OK" sign to make the latter seem more suspicious.

It was the limo driver's wife. She knew what was coming!

England and Italy clash!

We need NBC Universal to help create a RAW-SVU crossover for this limo explosion.

JR sounds bored.

Davairi's had an insane amount of brand changes already considering his status. Starts on Raw with Hassan. Moves to SD with him. Goes back to Raw to be paired with Angle. Moves with Kurt to SD. Leaves for ECW with Khali. Returns to SD as a cruiserweight. Now drafted back to Raw.

Keep the beer, but give him a glass. His entrance music is "Enter Sandman" by Richard Cheese.

Damn shame. She looked real good at the Hall of Fame Ceremony and was a blast to watch. Rest in Peace, Sherri.

They should have kept Benoit's music going. Would have made this replay more surreal.

Don't know if they're turning Benoit heel, but if they are, they fired Sabu a month early. Him breaking Sabu's neck again would have been a solid exit for the latter.

He was good friends with Sean Royal and Chris Champion and resents the likes of Burke and Cor Von stealing their name.

Funny thing is they'll probably make the same ECW centric quote about Cor Von.

I miss Cor Von's old humorously contrasting theme music.

That or killed by the Undertaker at the Great American Bash.

Vince would have been fine if Firebreaker Chip had been there.

I'm not concerned. I'm just waiting for them to Mike Sanders him. They make him the ECW commisioner?

Ah, a proper tribute to Vince; A worm eating freak vs. the guy with the teacher gimmick.

I love how obviously Tommy isn't selling the Vince stuff.

Not to mention the obvious "Kiss My Ass" match.

We need an Orton comment by somebody in the next week. Heel: You McMahons need to stop praying to heaven because he's not up there. He's down there... in hell.