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That would have mad a hell of lot more sense. Hassan is angry that a newcomer is getting a shot that he took months to get. Carlito then pins Shelton at the PPV, and Hassan keeps his streak.

Considering how poorly booked this program had been I'm fully expecting Angle to dominate Batista until HHH attacks Angle to help Dave win, and then beats up both of them.

First WWE title match since 2001, JR? Apparently last year's dfaft didn't happen.

Victoria busting people open=awesome.

If we're still doing the Raw gay count then "Batista and Angle get it on for the first time" has to be counted.

Moreover why didn't he just use his powers of pyrotechnics like he did at the last wedding?

We need all the events that happened at past weddings to take place here. With Lita getting tied to Taker's symbol, Matt Hardy revealing he already married Edge in Massachusetts, Lita to call Edge a no good lying bitch, Snitsky to unmask revealing himself as Bischoff, the reverend stripping down to his underwear, and when Edge tries to run off, Kane's pyro blocks him, before getting bit by Jake Robert's snake which was in his briefcase.

So how many weddings/commitment cermonies/reneawls in the WWE have we had now? There was one hillbilly one in the 80s whose participants I don't remember. Savage/Elizabeth Taker/Steph: The black wedding Test/Steph HHH/Steph (sensing a pattern?) Billy/Chuck Dawn/Al Kane/Lita and this one.

Come out less of a man? Do they mean they'll be more animalistic or that they are less tough, because with the latter wouldn't surviving the Cell make your more of a man?

I meant since the US title was brought back during that tournament. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought so, but I wanted to be sure.

I don't remember who said it, but actually a few people have won the IC and US titles within a year other than Carlito. Benoit, Jarrett (Monday Night Wars) Storm, and Edge (Invasion) to name a few. Since the brand split, no one has though Booker got close winning the IC on 7-7-03 and winning the US one 7-27-04

Please spit in her face. edit: Hooray.

What the hell is that music? Since when has Raw turned into a romantic drama?

Does Shelton have any reason to stay on Raw anymore?

Holy Shit.

Well he did beat Cena in his first match. Other than that no. Doesn't matter though, Carlito's best assest is his skills on the mike. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Carlito's an Ass-ist? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry I thought we were talking about Billy Gunn.

Man its gonna take some time for JR and King to announce Carlito and Cena right as they sound like idiots talking about them.

Hosses have a tendency to get injured, have people forget about them, and magically appear on the other show. It does seem unusual for this to happen so shortly after pairing CCC up with Morgan, though. They might do some trades and Raw gets Morgan later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If Christian goes to Smackdown they can just trade Tomko for him. Hoss for Hoss basically.

Well he did beat Cena in his first match. Other than that no. Doesn't matter though, Carlito's best assest is his skills on the mike.

What will become of poor Matt Morgan?

Holy Carlito! JR: Raw has hit the jackpot Hmmm....

Haas and Shelton: Vengance, anyone?

Forget Kane or Matt Hardy, I want Essa Rios to show up at that wedding. If just because no one will remember him.

Eric: You think you can just marry anybody you want without consulting me? Well fine then, you can get married but the honeymoon you and your lovely wife will be having will be vacation from hell because tonight you and her will face in a handicap match.... Kane! JR: Damn that Bischoff, they just got married by god!

What the hell did he say?