Lord of The Curry

I don't have a high level of tolerance for stupidity so I'd fail miserably on Survivor.

Spookular.

This show has sucked 1000 different types of cock so far, just so we're clear.

Chest acne, actually.

Face Batista is sucking copious amounts of ballsack as a champ at this point. Cena is smoking him and it's pretty fuckin embarrasing.

Get your thick glasses, vintage t-shirts and tight-assed jeans packed. Lineup looks pretty decent, it has to be said. Anybody in the Chi-town area should consider it. Saturday July 16th Tortoise Death from Above 1979 The Go! Team Broken Social Scene Four Tet Magnolia Electric Co. A.C Newman Beans (feat. The Holy Fuck) The M's Head of Femur DJ Tent Will Oldham Jean Grae Sunday July 17th The Decemberists Xiu Xiu Les Savy Fav The Wrens Deerhoof Andrew Bird Out Hud Dungen

Now we're talking.

If you're watching the pillow fight for that then you're a sad case.

CBS playing to the gay audience with the piece about how Coby had "found himself" on the show was such convoluted bullshit.

That Ronnie banner is the fuckin hot shit.

I can't be the only person who prefers Game over 50 Cent.

Agreed. Tom fuckin rules. I felt pretty vindicated having my Day One pick go all the way and it took away some of the pain from the Romber Incident on Amazing Race. They need another All-Stars with a tribe of 21 vs Tom.

Forgive us for cheering who we want and not being sheep. SummerSlam had the "Lita is a Dumas" sign which is probably one of the most understatedly hilarious moments in WWE PPV history. I could give two fucks about the Jays and Argos and Raptors. I cheer for the Leafs and that's about it. Shit, I forgot to put up the "HBK Fanboys Stay The Fuck Out" sign on the door. *Puts sign up* Hey Curry, you wanna be a real sports city? Then quit being bitches. Untill then, your 3rd rate. Deal. Even though what you're saying makes zero fuckin sense, I get it. "Wanna be a real sports city?" That nonsense makes me think that you're questioning Toronto's value in terms of sports and history, to which I kinda disagree. There's that Hockey Hall of Fame. Oh, and the Leafs themselves and the culture built around it. Say what you want about the team currently, hell even the team for the last decade or so but the fans are amongst the most (if not most) loyal sports fans. The Leafs have a place in hockey history as one of the Original Six. Yeah, the Blue Jays also winning back to back world series and being the only Canadian MLB team to do so is alright too. We're a pretty alright sports city methinks. Your definition of 'real' will most likely be skewed as fuck so I'm done with you now.

We also handed the world an awesome freebie with the "Maven Swallows" chants which never caught on. Stupid world.

I refuse to believe that Jane Fonda and Jennifer Lopez are more of a box office draw then Will Fuckin Ferrell. Somebody rigged something.

Has anybody outright admitted that this board needs MikeSC back?

Forgive us for cheering who we want and not being sheep. SummerSlam had the "Lita is a Dumas" sign which is probably one of the most understatedly hilarious moments in WWE PPV history. I could give two fucks about the Jays and Argos and Raptors. I cheer for the Leafs and that's about it. Shit, I forgot to put up the "HBK Fanboys Stay The Fuck Out" sign on the door. *Puts sign up*

Very much yes.

We're all equally terrible humans.

Touche. Philly fans are still the worst sports fans on earth.

If you're from Philly, no offense, but Philly fans in all incarnations are the scum of the earth. This is very much the Leaf fan in me talking.

Yup, he's a latino alright.

So, after some thought: Is Hurley the key to the hatch opening? Before I thought it was Walt but now w/ him wanting to get the fuck off the island I think the big man could be the one.

Ian will probably turn on Tom and side w/ Katie and Jenn.

Bischoff would be the #1 heel if he showed up.