Lord of The Curry

That reminds me, I've got just about a year to practice my cursing in Chinese.

Pfffff. Those ideas suck. This is where the money is at.

I figured it was about time this forum needed a thread where people could come talk about the undergroun/foreign/other films that they see that don't get the mainstream attention of others. Well, here it is. I'll start us off....... Starring: Val Kilmer, Derek Luke, William H. Macy and Ed O'Neill (yes, THAT Ed O'Neill.) Writen and Directed by David Mamet. I usually don't like Val Kilmer movies. I enjoy Val Kilmer the actor for the most part but I find that his stuff is hit and miss. When he's given a good character to play (Wonderland) he can do well for himself. When he isn't.........well, just rent At First Sight and you'll see. Kilmer should be thanking David Mamet for writing such a crisp and quick movie for him to go with. I've been a fan of Mamet since Glengarry Glen Ross and he hasn't missed a beat. I have discovered, however, that he is a huge fan of the word "fuck. I don't know why, he just is. The plot does a good job of keeping the viewer guessing without bogging things down with confusing details and mindless turns. There are subtle hints all throughout the movie as to what will happen at the end too. Of course, I didn't catch them but if I did I probably wouldn't have had as much fun watching it. The only downside of this film is Macy, who is totally wasted in his role and utters all but 3 sentances in the whole film.

Going to? What the hell do you think Rudo is doing while typing these pots? Baking bread?

Banky in Chasing Amy has arguably the best lines out of any character in any Smith flick. "You said fuck. She said fuck. You said fuck to that girl, you said that you'd fuck her." "Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes." " I mean, I can buy fags, guys that need dick, just plain need it. But dykes? Bullshit posturing. All any woman needs be it senator, housewife or nun is some serious deep dickin'." " I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fuckin' body you fuck!" "Now that, my friend, is a shared moment."

Screw that, get it for the whole movie. Even though the final scene is the best part of the movie. That rocked. I liked the diner scene better to be honest. The tension there is just unbelievable. That one rocks bells as well. Pacino's line about how "if it's between you and some poor schmuck whose wife you're gonna make a widow.......brother, you are going down" is choice. Deniro of course counters it with the metaphoric connection to the title of the film. Killer scene, fantastic (and IMO really underrated) movie.

*Applause*

Heat simply for the finale w/ Pacino and Deniro.

There's a joke in here somewhere involving The Rock and the belt but I'm too lazy to think of it.

Fine, fine. Stupid-ass "Smackdown only" storylines.

Benoit is Aragorn. That's a must. Jericho could play Legolas, seeing as how he's got the prettiest hair now that Nash is gone.

No, Fertig is more Saruman-esque. Kidman would make a good elf,

If Noble grew long hair he'd make a good hobbit. Ditto for Paul London. *Lord of The Rings storylines begins to form in LOTC's mind* It begins..................

Or "Assistant to Mr. David Batista". That would work.

The fact that the poster is in French adds to it's uber-shittiness.

I demand that Orlando Jordan be inserted into this storyline in a RuPaul-esque character. I think Black Velvet would work quite well here.

Exactly.

Apparently because he's Ric Flair.

Well, he knows that Ted Turner isn't Ric Flair.

What has Ric Flair done so far both in-ring and outside the ring to prove that he would draw? By the way, in case you were going to answer "just wait and see" that will not be an acceptable response.

No fucking way this guy knows who Vern Gagne is.

Yeah but we already have -ib-, he's our resident "fun" moron. This guy is like -ib- with less fun, thus making him mostly stupid.

Somebody needs to bribe a mod to ban this mook.

What's the point? He's already proven that he has no criteria for labelling a match a classic and his "answer" if he ever gives you one won't be anything remotely resembling an educated opinion.

Ya know, when you become a wrestling champion you'll actually have to wrestle eventually. Flair can't wrestle.