Lord of The Curry

Benoit's low-level intelligence has been put on display mutiple times by WWE so I'm not sure we should say he'd be an idiot, rather, he'd be more of an idiot then he's already portryed as.

How to make Benoit look like a moron reason #45447 - Have him get his ass saved by a retard

Have fun wasting your money, sport.

"Me and A Gun" by Tori Amos 5 a.m, Friday morning Thursday night, far from asleep And I'm still up and driving Can't go home (obviously) So I'll just change directions, 'cause they'll soon know where I live And I wanna live Got a full tank And some chips It was me and a gun And a man on my back And I sang "Holy Holy" while he buttoned down his pants You can laugh, it's kinda funny The things you think at times like these Like I haven't seen Barbado's so I must get out of this Yes I wore a slinky red thing Does that mean I should spread? For you? Your friends? Father? Mr. Ed? It was me and a gun And a man on my back But I haven't seen Barbado's so I must get out of this And I know what this means Me and Jesus a few years back used to hang And he said "It's your choice babe" "Just remember, I don't think you'll be back in 3 days time so you choose well" Tell me what's right Is it my right to be on my stomach? With threats of ill It was me and a gun And a man on my back You're pushed flat on your stomach It's not a classic cadillac And dear old Carolina Where the biscuits are soft and sweet These things go through your head when there's a man on your back But I haven't seen Barbado's so I must get out of this No I haven't seen Barbado's so I must get out of this Anybody who's heard this song can attest to the creepiness of it as Amos wrote the song about her rape.

Nobody should be ripping on Benoit's sharpshooter considering the abortion of a move that is The Rocks version. I was watching Rock vs Austin from Mania 17 and Rock puts in on Austin and then proceeds to maintain the move by holding onto one of Austins kneepads. Oh, and Crossface Crippler is golden.

Dildo Nunchucks.

I for one welcome our new insect overlords reminding them that I can be useful in rounding up slaves to toil in their underground sugar caves.

I await a verbal ass whopping chock full of witty banters I'll eat up with a spoon, Bring it on.

Rock questioning his own mortality ala Ultimate Warrior was fucking great.

Hate to geek this shit up Inc, but it needed to be said.......... Stan "The Lariat" Hansen. Surliest motherfucker in human existence. You shouldn't try. But I'd go and get high if that were the case.

And 99% of that heat was due to the fact that X-Pac was in the ring celebrating with him afterwards. Oh, you know it's true. Pittsburgh is Pac Country, baby.

"They never set up their finishers with any previous work targeting the body part's that the finisher would affect". The Crossface/Anklelock reversal sequence at the end proves this to be very much wrong.

I was going to make a witty comment regarding you powerbombing the cousins into the pool but it would probably be in poor taste given your current situation. Sorry to hear about your loss, Laz.

I watched the unratred version of Eurotrip and all I got was a buncha cock shots that didn't make the theatrical cut. That movie is the worst tease for Michelle Trachtenburg showing (but not) showing the goods.

I thought they kept the belt on Austin for the inevitable Austin/Rock unification, and then gave it to Angle at Unforgiven because of September 11th. Well, Sept 11th hadn't happened as of SummerSlam so I don't know whether or not Angle would've gotten the title if it hadn't happened, though he probably still would've seeing as how Unforgiven was in Pittsburgh. I don't really think that Angle or Austin came out of the match looking any better then they did when they went in. The match did well for Austins character but that's about it. Both Angle and Benoit walked out of Royal Rumble looking like a million bucks.

......................... *Goes back to his bunk*

Austin being a bitch and not doing the right thing keeps it from attaining ***** and even then, the ringwork, selling and psychology of Benoit/Angle was better.

Tajiri can make almost anybody looks good and plays a good FIP while Rhyno backs up the power end of the team. What I like about the team is that they're both kinda loco in the cabeza so working a badass-face style would be nice for them.

So can 64% of the evil things America's done be attributed to Hoff?

That's what I love about the track. It's a love song but at the same time the overtones of death ring throughout the song and it makes you think.

Thanks, I know that. I've been dl'ing assorted goodies fairly frequently for a while before I finally bought SMS. "This must be the place" has to be my favorite so far. Just a great, really really great song.

Yeah, D'Von is very much the bitch of the Dudleyz (and I'm including Spike).

I'm kinda going off topic because this food idea leans more towards "delicious" then "twisted". But the world needs to know that such food exists and that's why I'm here. Two belgium waffles, toasted with butter, sliced bannanas and smooth peanut butter. It shall own your being.

Yup. Nothing gets better than that. It was good, but hardly a ***** match. Probably about **** 1/4. The last great one was on the May 3rd edition of Raw, Shawn Micheals vs Chris Benoit. For me great = ****. And Micheals vs Benoit just touched **** Angle/Benoit smoked Benoit/Michaels six ways from Sunday. I don't normally dole out the old ***** ratings but Angle/Benoit is the closest I'll get in terms of WWE matches post-2000. Not much comes close to that one.

I bought the Stop Making Sense Special Edition CD in Toronto today on a whim and it's very cool. I'm interested in gettting some of their other albums so what's the stuff I needs?