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Holy cow, packed card. Xstasy and Erek back in action (if either of them noshow, they will die)... but more importantly... THOTH AND CED REUNITE!! Oh thank the Heavens. This will rule.

Man, 29 different matches and promos and segments... I didn't realize that this would take so fucking long to read. But I must get through it... *is still only on the second match* D'oh. I must give a "good job" high-five to OC though. That intro was schweeeeet.

BITCH! And heyheyhey, everything's saved onto a disk now, so tonight, I shall read away!

Reading it all the way through tomorrow, but for now: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZYYYY!!!!!! ...I'd also like to request that Danny give his opinions on my match. Thankyou.

I can't say that I'm not upset, because this is a total bummer and all, but still, understood, and I still look forward to reading the show when it comes up tomorrow.

Where's Jack Frost and Army of Darkness, or even the 1970's version of Nosfaratu, dammit?

Die. And Crow, link away to the HIAC match please. I'll gladly read it, since I remember wanting to but sadly missing it.

About 5.5, which I wrote 4.5K of in one night about two nights ago... last night I had to party, but I think a near-all-nighter tonight and a small extension tomorrow will be more than enough time to get the amount of wordage that I want. At first I was going for an all-out epic with this match, but now I feel that it's really not too necessary, and would actually be better as just a semi-epic match.

"TNT" by AC/DC will probably be mine until the end of time, despite Tod's constant requests that I switch over to "The House of Jazz."

SCORE!

7-0 against me... OUCH, you guys. OUCH.

Everything is jumpin' and out of sight. But, if Frost can complain, then so can I -- I was the longest reigning TV Champ of all time, and no award named after me? To that I say boo! And hiss! AND jeer! AT THE SAME TIME!

...You know, you could've written some of your match instead of bothering to find all of this stuff. Still, I do plan on going through it all on Sunday while I await Genesis, just for kicks. (Y)

Will a DVD for the film Eraserhead EVER come out?

...Well I digested it quite fine. One of the best ever, Sir Kibs. Good work.

I've thought about this many times before, actually. I don't know how long the tape would run, but here's 10 essential matches that show the different aspects of the SWF at their best. Edwin MacPhisto vs. Chris Raynor, Last Man Standing Any of the Clusterfucks WarGames Mak Francis vs. Danny Williams, Iron Man Match Ash Ketchum vs. Jay Dawg, Barroom Brawl Hide n' Seek Match GENESIS II 6-Man Edwin vs. Thugg vs. Bo, Last Man Standing Tom Flesher vs. ELM, Ultimate Submission or Ladder/Submission Match Comet/Axis vs. the Fallen vs. Silencer/ELM, Las Vegas Casino Brawl Match Grand Slam vs. Edwin, Career Match One or two odd ones that others might not think as essential, and of course there are loads more classics (I also neglected many recent goodies, as you may have noticed,) but eh, I think that that would be somewhat close to my list.

Yeah dude, you got pretty fucked up. And not to let Edwin overshadow everything on the rest of the card... great looking match from Judge that I shall read tomorrow... and... I PROMO'D~! Ooh ooh, and that tag match that we lost too looks pretty good, too.

...eep.

Zed. Well, you know, in a match where we didn't both end up on a bus headed to New Jersey while Chinese fingercuffed to eachother... ...What do you mean I just want the match for a free win 'cuz he'd no-show? Shut UP!

Was my toaster promo this year? Hmmm... Zed's Carnie prank promo was really quite fun, though, and I second King being pinned by a girl.

... BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Um, sorry there, just thought of a joke earlier. *raises eyebrow* ...'Kay.

I remember hearing the rumor about this a while back but didn't think it'd ever happen... but... it IS... OMGZ AWESOME-AGE~!

Thor/MVS/Fugue/Judge from Genesis Countdown, puh-leeze.

Now that we're sure that Genesis matches count -- you have no choice, you HAVE to nominate Edwin/Raynor. Oh oh oh, and STASH THE ASH~! EDIT: And Wilson/Divefire from Genesis kicked so much ass, too.

In that case, why even nominate anything? "In the Fade" wins. But actually, there were a LOT of retirement promos right after Genesis, and I remember Raynor's being very funny, and Wilson's being pretty good too. Oh, and I second the Zed one that ended with the A-Team-esque golf cart escape.