Smartly Pretty

Who's Angelina Paige, by the way?

...the hell am I gonna do with this bear trap now?

I think it's snapple that's made from the best of earth. Snapple is also my favorite iced tea. COINCEDENCE?!?!

His tats.

Hawk, I seriously SERIOUSLY doubt they'd take the title of AmDrag before a clean finished Joe/Danielson match, or at least a 'Cide/Danielson match.

My jaw LITERALLY dropped when I heard this.

Geography and history (or lack thereof). I'm from Jersey, so I like the Mets and the Rangers, but I'm also a Texans and Bobcats fan, cause they're expansion teams, and I like rooting for expansion teams.

Alright, gonna write a full match this week. It should be noted however, that I've said this like, four shows in a row.

I've always wanted to take part in a large multi man match.

Maybe I'm wrong, but is this the first time one of your promos has been one where the character addresses the situation? Normally they're all mini anecdotes.

JJ, man. Except for that one no-show victory, he gets me everytime.

Associating him with MVS might be why I forgot him.

Fuck everyone who said Steal my sunshine was dumb.

1.Toxx - He's the best writer in the fed right now. He always writes and it's quality everytime. Reason he's champ. 2.Tom - self explanatory, no? 3.Bruce Blank - for whatever reason, people don't seem to like him on a peronsal level, but seriously, the man has really stepped it up recently, including a MOTY candidate at Battleground 4.Gabriel Drake - I haven't been reading shows in their entirety lately out of lazyness, so his match against me was the first I read, and it was really, really good. And being the fed's play-by-play's gotta be worth something. 5.I'd say JJ, but he hasn't showed since, what, July? So I'm going with a tie between Landon and Graps. Both show semi-consistantly, and when they do it's always a fun read. So there it is. Start showing up, JJ.

I'm up for it, if my opinion means anything.

I'd vote Muzz, just to spite you.

I can't believe my 300 word masterpiece didn't win. Terrible. It's not like Mak wrote a really really good match of anything. DESPICABLE!

I can't believe Red Jumpsuit Apparatus hasn't been mentioned yet. Or maybe it has and I suck at reading, which is entirely possible.

I laughed at the KFC question. Because the interviewer is full of shit. If KFC was founded in Kentucky, it wouldn't be called Kentucky Fried Chicken...it'd just be Fried Chicken.

Cross and Nemesis: Try pming your marker and asking them what they liked and didn't like. I do it when I lose...they probably wouldn't be as contrsuctive when you win, but I bet you'd get something.

Can I have, like, worst at homework or something?

I didn't read the promo, just the awesome posts about Mayor McChese and stuff

*beats Spike in the only time they both show* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now that I think about it... It was just Zyon vs Cross. And then Spike and I ran with the fruits of their labors. High five, Spike. High motherfucking five.

No...the old guy made him drop his camera and then was an ass about it... Note however, that this post comes from TSM's youngest