Smartly Pretty

*marks the fuck out* So yeah . . . I raped a storyline I guess

Dude, I got WCW Valentines Day cards in fith grade. "YOUR NEXT, VALENTINE" And then there was the awesome Sting one, with a baseball bat, that endorsed the clever, witty slogan: "Happy Valentines Day"

Dude, I've been so super-over anxious about my match, and then Judge just doesn't mark. Le sigh. Did the skim, actual comments later.

London: Hey, Johnny. So what's this announcement thing? Johnny Ace:Oh, another vanilla midget. Great. Vince: VANILLA MIDGETS?! BRILLIANT! Have a pack in every candy store by Wednesday!

AYYLEYLEYII LEYLEYLYAAAAA

HB are also my initials. I certainly do hand out some pwnage, yes siree.

. . . But I hate taffy . . .

Ah, thanks ya Bruce

Have a happy one, Zyon!

Glad to know my marker can't read what I wrote.

No, no, no I have it on good authority that his backstage pet name is "Layla" . . . I thought it was Lola . . . *runs*

"So.....yeah . . . this wrestling thing? Not working out. I decided that maybe we should try our hand in knitting or something. Don't worry, the investors are FULLY behind us." "I just haven't asked them about it yet."

Not you, planet I meant the guy who started this topic.

No, a strong style typing is obviously a way to get me to not like you. At least that's what I could infer from reading this.

The last thing Wikipedia ever told me was that it sucks! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH A COMEBACK, SUCKA!

Oh, alright. Thanks, guys

Totally awesome. Awesomeness. I like the part about the pencils, because I don't think I've ever even seen a #1 or #3 pencil.

Someone told me that in chat. Forget who it was.

I feel stupid. La Majistral? I thought it was just a cradle, but some move descriptions with modifications of it sorta have me confused.

He'll be teaming with Katie Vick's mother

Also scheduled to appear: Waylon Mercy's Worm

This is the funniest thing ever. Seriously.

He'd hit Iron Maiden on everyone, and ruin the company would go bankrupt. due to lack of ratings.

I would, but I think my pre-pubescent voice might make the show unprofessional. Because Duck Cocks are professional.

Those are the kind of hard hitting economical analysis that neither CNN nor MSNBC will show cause they're too afraid Because they know if they show it, I'll have to get An Octopus on their asses. And Haffy.