Smartly Pretty

Waiting to see if you're champ blows. I'm being a dick, and I'm not gonna read the whole thing till my match is up

Please tell me that man had a large does of MANSONOSITY.

Actually, it's not that funny.

How long did that guy last in the fed?

BOOK IT

A full nelson suplex is a draon suplex, and a chicken wing suplex is a tiger suplex.

ATENTION WHOEVER BOOKS SMARKDOWN: don't book me.

His gimmick should be he keeps turning heel because no one knows he's turning heel. BOOK IT.

I actually hadn't even read his stats when I said that, so that holds no weight. Just read them. I like the character, but the moveset . . . uhhh . . . Tiger and Dragon suplexes as commons?

To be honest, you seem like the most promising newbie in quite a while now.

For the record Chris, it's "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu. The nickname goes in front.

Why would anyone want a manservant if they couldn't get butseckz?!?

I demand I be the Pink Power Ranger. HUZZAH.

6k. Kick ass.

I had to catch a plane. Sorry for the crap match.

Bill Filmaff and Randy Myers have gotta be way up there dawg!

The man has the best personality in all of wrestling. This is coming from the internets biggest Cabana mark, too.

His heel tactics reminded me of Arik Cannon.

BEST.THREAD.EVERRRRRR

The riverdance is so heelish even EL PRESIDANTE forgot which title you hold~!~!~

JJ Johnson is officially Arik Cannon.

w00t! Match against Spike.

We need a Japanese team, simply so I can say LARIATOOOOO and BUURUNING HAMMAH!!

No Mickie Knuckles? I'll have to e-mail Prazak.

I've got nothing either. Anyone want to work with the n00b?