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I'm not sure that if Spike Jenkins made this list at any spot that anyone else would be worthy of even being on it.

You do everything in-character.

Akira got the short end of that stick, losing the titles via tap out, getting attacked for no reason, never really getting a shot at the Cruiserweight Championship while I had it, and playing second-string to Zyon's angle hi-jacking abilities. I blame myself.

And I swear, this time it'll actually go somewhere (and this happened more or less because 1.) I had to make an early trip to Pittsburgh Friday morning and 2.) because I can't make up my mind)

“A violent endeavor,” a weathered voice purses the sound waves, “That’s the best way to describe what I’m about to endure.” “Endeavor,” questions a distant voice from across the dimly lit room, “Are you sure this isn’t just another attempt to ‘find’ your true self?” “Endeavor,” replies the voice from before, “My attempt to show the world I’m not totally useless without that bum of a competitor Akira Kaibatsu.” “You sure,” the questioning voice probes on, “You’ve been off and on wrestling for a while, are you sure this is what you want?” “Wrestling’s always been an off and on thing,” the face of the speaker comes into plain view, “But this...this thing might be the only thing keeping me content with my career. Violence…pain – well, now, that’s something I’ve had a passion for my entire life.” “You do realize that’s why you’re here, Mike,” the image now shows both speakers, this secondary presence seemingly a doctor, possibly a shrink, “Violence is not the answer.” “I beg to differ, doc,” a pause initiates followed by a curling smile, “I beg to differ.” “Differ?” “Yes,” the voice pursues its darkened tone, “I beg to differ – I think violence is the answer.” A lengthy pause follows, as if to think over his choice. “Yes, I think so.” The image fades, the doctor skeptically eying his patient, intent on understanding him.

Conincidentally, my mom just yelled at me to do mine. ...and on that note.

Only if you're doing negative awards, then you can name these after me. 'Iron' Strong Championship Defense - for those who held a title without successfully defending it. Mike Cross Rookie Award - for the most unmotivated and over-the-top rookie trying too hard to do too much without actually caring. Suicide Machine Memorial Cup - for the writer constantly switching nicknames

Not sure where I forgot who was in the match. It was a triple threat TLC match, the problem was that I remember Spike posting in the word count thread that they were turning in something that was 10k long. I kind of got on the horse and wrote 7k.

Nemesis nailed down the cause of my motivation temporarily being strangled. I'm writing for a win in a fed for myself, and I feel like I'm my only audience. That's a big problem, because I didn't become a better writer than I came here as, I actually lost a portion of my ability to write something that felt smart.

To Toxx: Thanks for replying, again, that's something I've needed for a while. I knew that sentence with the word 'pursed' in it was sort of sketchy. Oddly enough, I kept it if only because it was the only way I could maintain the sense of sort of a weathered voice that hits the are with a 'hiss'. I do need to work on language. One of the most lacking aspects of my writing is my command of the English language. What with being so on and off with writing, it's been tough to actually apply some of the words I want to apply. I'm over-looking a lot of my vocabulary, and it shows. I throw in words to make up for it that don't belong. As for this, it's just a statement. It'll make sense in due time, you just have to wait. After this next show I think you'll be like, "Oh, alright." At least I hope.

TLC match. Apparently you wrote some 10k match...only to lose in a last minute ditch effort 7k-athon writing spree by me and Akira. Fuck, I suck at references. EDIT: And now Akira informs me Zyon wrote that match. Negate these posts.

That'd be why they're forgettable, then. As for Spike. How's that 10K head start goin' for ya? (that's a joke, for the record, I don't intend that comment to turn into a flame war).

|V|I|O|L|E|N|C|E| ...my Anti-Drug

Ah...it reminds me of Croatia's fantastic run in '98. Oh, and I mark for the lead singer of the Gorillaz. Thus, I dig Blur.

Alright, this is what I've been waiting for

Spyon Two Skinny White Guys Flesh and Graps Asia Underground The New Doomtopians Landon and Maxx King Off the top of my head, those are the ones I know. The bottom five have held the tag titles. EDIT: Staunton and Rageheart? Not sure, they're sort of forgettable because I don't even really remember them.

Here's stuff I dig right now: "Which Way To Sunday" by Revery "Bohemian Raphsody" by Queen "Die Dead Enough" by Megadeth "Song 2" by Blur O'Fortuna would rock, but if I'm suggesting anything, I think I'll officially demand "Song 2" by Blur. Damn, I love that song. WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! I GOT MY HEAD CHECKED BY A JUMBO JET IT WASN'T EASY BUT NOTHING IS...NO! WOOHOO! WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL! WOOHOO! AND I'M PINS AND I'M NEEDLES! WOOHOO! WELL I LIE AND I'M EASY ALL OF THE TIME AND I'M NEVER SURE WHEN I NEED YOU PLEASED TO MEET YA! I GOT MY HEAD DONE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG! IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, IT'S MY PROOOOOOBLEM! WOOOOHOO! ...and I'll stop.

Dude, I don't know. I've got a few gimme's here. I mean, The Axis for faction of the year. Man, those days were the shit. What about my monumental 48 day Cruiserweight Title reign with zero technical defenses? Man, I should have an award named after me for that accomplishment. How about my incredible tag team with Akira, and the eventual go-no-where break up that rocked the world of E-WRESTLING for eternity?! Give it up, I'm taking home at least 3 awards this year.

I never really cared about a win/loss record, and the reason I don't is the exact reason people shouldn't. Striving to be a better writer requires you to lose and learn. Of course, if you're already established, it doesn't matter, but at the same time, if you're a great writer like Toxx or Dub Cee, you shouldn't decline a match against maybe a younger, possibly better writer (not saying either of you have or would). Dub Cee basically pulled the one sentence of that entire aspect of my masterpiece of rambling - because there are other things that keep that aspect in check, you just pulled one aspect and assumed you made a valid point (look again, there are things that in itself prevent that from happening without that being put to a stop). In short, because I'm rambling (and we've seen the product of such on the page before this), win/loss record shouldn't matter. I've had a similar experience as Dub Cee when I faced Landon in a cage match for what seemed like almost no reason maybe my 3rd or 4th competitive match into the fed (and hell, I don't even know that those matches WERE competitively won). I took that as a learning experience and knew I was going to lose, because four people told me the 4 days before I wrote that match that I would be losing no matter what. I still wrote, I tried my best, and I learned from it. What else can you do? It's an online fed, and no one should give two shits about their win/loss record unless they're being legitmately screwed on their record. The fed as a whole should care more about how they write.

*folds out the dual screen to his and puts a gray stylus to use* We don't have air conditioning in our school, and the first month of school and last two always get into the upper-80's and low 90's.

Part of it involves an overall lack of people paying attention. From my perspective, I write a promo I felt wasn't all that bad and sort of saved a slowly dying storyline and got maybe 1 comment. Spike wrote a promo that was awesome and got 15 responces? If mine is inferior, at least tell me so I know what I'm doing wrong, instead I get 35 looks with a big old 0 next to it. That doesn't help.

I guess I can hope for Rookie of the Year, though, that might be a stretch.

Spike wins.

Me neither.

No, waisted, like hip-check. Thrust your waist. God, keep up with the slang. I hip-checked ten minutes of my time typing that.