Burning Pirate Ship Sex

I have the solution:

kabutops

Why so serious?

the superficial is confirming that Bale was arrested for "verbal assault"

Trace Cyrus! Jeffree Star! Keffeyehs! Krumping!

Yeah, that'd work. Is there anything a shotgun can't do?

Primeape

Do you happen to own a firearm that would take down an elephant?

What? I'm Canadian. I guess I'm American in the sense that I live in the Americas, although such a geographic concept is most likely beyond you. Further, was that an insult? As someone's pointed out, this is a strawman attack, a classic logical fallacy, or, more generally, a non-sequiter. Colloquially speaking (and this is for you, Deon), it means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

What Czech said is pretty much accurate. Bless him and his teal-titled wisdom.

Ha! I'll take you up on that one. While I don't doubt your proficiency with a gun, and in truth am a little bit frightened by it, I think it's more of a comment on how Deon's more likely to end up shooting himself by accident then being able to adequately defend himself. This being said, are you sure? Say you're in a room with a pack of hungry wolves. Can you kill all of them in time before one mauls and eats you? If not, how many could you reasonably be able to kill before you succumb to the pack?

I can't particularly comment on the cow-milking thing, seeing as I'm lactose intolerant

Anyone want to recommend some recepies for brains?

I am one of those vegans you hate so much, but I admit I'm tempted to crack open your skull and feast on your brains in a primitive attempt to understand your profound stupidity

...those exist? Right up there with the Jade Monkey and the head of Col. Montoya

Raichu

Pekingese? Pomeranian? Chow Chow?

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charizard

What.

Re: Women's tag. I believe Layla did all of one thing the entire match, with Jillian carrying the workload. Is she truly that inept in ring, to the point where the agents can't teach her to do a few basic spots?

Better

YEAH-UH!

In addition to his multitude of other defects, Marvin also has no taste in energy drinks. Clearly this is the best: