Failed Bridge

by the way, love how the Pats got the 49ers first rounder for next year. It should still be in the top 15 after looking at their schedule.

He was bound and determined to get that Hummer though I doubt this was the one he was shooting for.

after having watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, all I have to say is that if Jim Carrey didn't win an award for that then he'll never win one.

that's not it either, although one of the girls there did ask if I was. I guess if you don't stand in the back with the other guys talking about tits and fucking then you come across as homosexual. I've found that focusing on things that aren't work when at work usually doesn't help. Another reason for the dead sex drive might be the fact I was starting to fall for that school teacher and now she and I are about 4hrs away from one another which is killing that.

My favorite Hanks film was The Green Mile. I'm still shocked he wasn't nominated for anything for it too.

it seems my sex drive for the time being has died. I'm physically more appealing than I have been in about 10 years, have a couple girls at work that eye me and flirt with me yet I've no desire to do anything. I'm thinking alot of it has to do with the fact that my life has been topsey-turvey for the past year plus and subconciously I'm in "Get it together" mode.

I always enjoyed that fast-forward threesome sequence set to Beethoven.

I liked Joe vs The Volcano...

I DVRed the game so what area were you sitting in? I might have to go through and see if there's a bob barron sighting.

so apparently the Raiders are going to be doing everything possible to trade Randy Moss today while still trying to get some value in return. If they can't trade him then there's rumblings that he'll be a cap casualty later on. Packers and Pats are the two teams most interested with the Packers having apparently offering a 4th rounder at this point. If the Pats aquired Randy and got him to drink the Kool-Aid somehow then Brady would have about the same level of talent surrounding him that Indi has offensively. Oh, and apparently Michael Bush's video that got sent around the league showed him favoring his surgically repaired leg and he's a bit tubby in it.

I'm still taking credit for all of Alf's internet success.

some news tidbits via rotoworld Damnit. He should be fully healthy come September but this will still set him back progress wise. That Bears defense with Landry in it would be filthy. This draft is deep at LBer so they could still grab somebody decent in the second round to help make-up for the loss of Briggs. A real dumb idea. Just reward teams more for sending over some higher level rookies to NFL Europe. Maybe a cap relief bonus or something. By higher level rookies I don't mean first round picks but whatever team drafts Drew Stanton could send him over, where he'd most likely light it up and fans from across seas where he played would be more inclined to ordering a cable package with the NFL Network so they could further watch him. That is both weird and fucked up.

I'm waiting to join the expert panel.

I wonder if the sky is now falling for Yanks fans seeing as how their major pitching prospect got whooped.

I recently watched the Peter Jackson adaptation of King Kong and didn't find it as terrible as most critics claimed it to be. It wasn't the greatest film ever made but it was still pretty enjoyable. My only problem with it was they made the people incredibly stupid common sense-wise at certain points just to raise the body count. I recorded Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on my DVR. I plan on watching that tonight.

so then I'm the only person here who knows what Slayer looks like? Oh, and you're a dirty rotten liar if you deny being entertained by Perfect Stranger back in the day

WMP hit a meatball that even highschool hitters would have driven quite a bit. Wily Mo should however be invited to a Home Run Derby competition one day. When he gets ahold of one it goes into orbit.

So I'm just sitting here reading threads and thinking to myself how shitty things have gone for me over the past year plus, but how much better they will be soon (seeing as how I'll be entering my career of choice) and I started wondering "Who around here would I never trade places with?" and I came up with a couple choices. 1.) Matt Young; Now while Matt seems to be a nice enough person there's just no way I'd want to deal with the shit he's had to. Sister steals his videogames for drugs and then goes up and missing, gets engaged to a drug addict whore that screws him 5 ways from Sunday, just seems to be floating through life. 2.) Bob Barron; Sure he's met a ton of celebrities but he's the poster boy of creepy and I bet he's still never kissed a girl. He also seems bitter about everything which will no doubt lead to a heart-attack 20 years down the road. I also don't recall ever hearing him talk about work so I think he's a bum. So who do you feel is just the biggest train wreck around here? I fully expect myself to be mentioned by somebody eventually.

I demand Doc Rivers fired right now and Carlisle brought in NOW.

funny thing about that boneheaded move while he was with Portland is that it occurred at Logan Airport in Boston. He's not at fault for getting robbed but as I said he does have a knack of repeatedly being in the wrong place at the wrong time along with doing stupid things. The gun is also not registered in his name since he's telling people that he didn't know it was there. I also find it absurd that Telfair's lawyer is compairing his client to the Duke lacrosse kids.

if her shit wasn't all covered in sores and scars then I wouldn't worry. My cousin use to get cold sores above his lip all the time as a teen and then it just suddenly stopped.

I was gonna say not too shabby but if you got herpes out of this then minus 25 points.

don't move threads to the Chocolate Socket just because you don't like who may be frequenting them. If there's nothing in a thread to warrant it being moved then it should just stick in that folder.

Evidently that particular folder is too good for Incandenza.

I wasn't around to see said photo so I just picture you with the woman at the start of Mad TV's Lower Expectations skit.