Failed Bridge

I hope they fire him and he goes to TNA. Tenay is good doing what he did in WCW being apart of a three man crew, but his pbp is nothing special at all.

I like the approach of stacking the team with pitching depth, but I hope they do realise that you can't just send 7 people out onto the field. Sign Alex Gonzales formerly of Fla and trade for Coco Crisp already. Edit: This could mean the Marte and Mota for Crisp deal could go down

"Its what's for dinner!"

It also took about 60min for admin to fix the problem after notifying him on AIM about it. Basically you wanna bring tech issues like this directly to him. He's pretty easy to get ahold of now too.

ya, there was a glitch keeping people off the boards. I contacted admin on AIM to notify him of it and since then he's fixed it.

Where's the show? Dozens upon dozens of people are eagerly awaiting the largest debut in recent SWF history!

Wait a minute...this glitch was keeping Carnival off the board? BRING IT BACK!

The bussiness wants you to actually work.

While waiting for the show, here's a classic 70s Dude/Calvin Szechstein Last Man Standing match from AngleMania IV.

Their depth is low because they no longer know how to properly elevate wrestlers to main event status.

This board needs Sandy to keep Mole in check.

Bentley and a returning Frankie Kazarian. I really did enjoy their team.

I'd support a tax hike if they used it to supply public bathrooms with two-ply toiletpaper. I mean we're not cave people. I know I'm not the only one who has found themselves in a public restroom with only a bit of toiletpaper left. One ply is not enough to do the last resort anus swirl, you gotta have two.

Gill is basically a dead tree on skates. He can't move and if you hit him hard enough then its timbuuuuuuur.

Joe Thornton got ejected early in the first period tonight after checking Hal Gill from behind and injuring Gill. If I was Thornton then I would have done the same thing. That big lumux never protected him.

I still say he looks like one of the Gibbs brothers.

The Celtics can't beat anybody. I think its time to give Danny Ainge the boot. He's a good scout of young talent but when it comes to resigning his own players or going to free agency he just gives out the most retarded of contracts. Trade Pierce, Davis, Raef, and Blount then build around Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, and Delonte West.

I fell asleep early hoping to wake up and find the show. Damn your father and his career that further educates the masses! *shakes fist towards the sky*

His sister might be the commissioner of Major League Dead Poolin'

*The magical SWF video-feed takes us inside a music store. Panning past the local youth looking to snatch up the new CD from recently admitted drug abuser and eating disorder starlet Lindsay Lohan, we see a large man standing by the small "Albums section" sifting through old REO Speedwagon records. Recieving that feeling of being watched, the large man turns around, gives off a grungey smile, and removes his shades. Today's music is alot like today's wrestling. Fans are programmed to react to the flashy stuff rather than the real substance. Promoters repeatedly shove the flavor of the month out while forgetting about the kinds of guys that got them their in the first place. Talentless hacks like Kelly Clarkson & Todd Cortez grab the spotlight due to their look while the real acts like Meatloaf and myself are shoved to the back and forgotten. Well The Dude started to kill that trend at his last stop. You see, I cut through that minor league promotion to the south like a hot knife through butter. I beat the best of the best and they still shined that spotlight down on a gothic aussie crybaby that couldn't successfully carry The Dude's jock, let alone a world title. Well, The Dude's left that bumpkin promotion for the big time and its time to top the charts of the SWF. So Insane Luchador, Jay Hawke, Ejiro Fasaki, and the rest of the SWF locker room get ready, cause The Dude has arrived and you're all just the next stop on this Magical Mystery Tour of Funk...oh, Have Mercy! *The Dude places his shades back on and walks out of frame while the camera zooms in on the records and one in particular; AC/DC's Highway to Hell*

turn her computer off when she gets up to use the bathroom or something.

Wins will always bring in more fans than a big name player.

ya, via leaks to the media from people working around the front office of the Texans, its pretty much been confirmed that they're grabbing Reggie Bush. That organisation just doesn't get it.

Corey Patterson traded to Baltimore for minor leaguers Nate Spears(INF) and Carlos Perez(LHP). Clearly Miguel Tejada has nothing to complain about now.

I hope they put him behind bars. Not because I hate the guy and wanna see him in prison but because a 6-12month prison stint might actually scare the guy straight.