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    2005-06 MLB Offseason Thread

    Drew has only been mentioned as an OF the Dodgers would be willing to part with. Quite frankly I'd be happy if the Red Sox just went and signed Alex Gonzales to play SS, traded for Coco Crisp to play CF, and then just traded David Wells for a prospect. All of that with finalising the deal with J.T. Snow would be fine and dandy with me, I don't need them aquiring Tejada or any other big names. I suppose they outta trade Tony Graffanino as well but that's not a major concern at this point.
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    Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

    In a stunning move high ranking Rat Poison officials have declared they will be suing the WWE for portraying their product as unsafe...
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    2006 NFL Off-Season

    Aaron Brooks has a career QB rating of 79.7 which is lower than Brad Johnson, Mark Brunell, Kelly Holcomb, Brian Griese, and many others. Here are his stupendous numbers over the years with this year excluded. 2004 - 21 TD, 16 INT, 79.5 rating 2003 - 24 TD, 8 INT, 88.8 rating (his best season) 2002 - 27 TD, 15 INT, 80.1 rating 2001 - 26 TD, 22 INT, 76.4 rating 2000 - 9 TD, 6 INT, 85.7 rating (only played in 8 games) He also has 26 career fumbles as well. Aaron Brooks is a mediocre QB at best and wouldn't be much of an upgrade at all over Kerry Collins.
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    2005-06 MLB Offseason Thread

    Another new twist in "As Manny's World Turns" with the slugger saying he now wants to stay in Boston. Link Its rumored that the reason Manny demanded the trade this time around is because his wife caught him cheating and said "Get traded out of Boston(where the mistress lives) or I'm leaving".
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    2006 NFL Off-Season

    You're crazy. Aaron Brooks is just terrible as he's always looking for the big play and can't read defenses. He's also got one hell of an ego for somebody who's done nothing in the league. To say he had no weapons besides Joe Horn is completely wrong too. He had one of the premier backs in the league in Deuce McAllister, along with WRs Donte' Stallworth, Michael Lewis, and this year Az Hakim. Ernie Conwell is also one of the most solid (yet underrayed) TEs in the league. Aaron Brooks just isn't a good QB.
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    2006 NFL Off-Season

    Roy Williams is a very fast reciever, Charles Rogers has some speed too and if he got his act together could be very productive, and Mike Williams was out of football for a whole year so this up-coming season we should see the real Mike Williams. If they could just find a coach to harness all of that talent then they would have a very threatening trio.
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    I'm Back.

    Mike hadn't been mentioned for awhile until this terrible gimmik was born.
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    Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

    If TNA were to run this very angle then I'm sure he would.
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    SWF Smarkdown!

    perhaps a stupid question, but I'm new so bare with me. Is the word count a minimum or max?
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    MOTY 2006

    2002 with the Smackdown 6
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    MOTY 2006

    Tim White vs Undertaker in a Casket Match
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    2006 NFL Off-Season

    Martz in Detroit makes sense.
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    SWF STATS THREAD, Summer 2005 Edition

    Smarks Board Name: FFMS Wrestlers Name: The 70s Dude Height: 6'2" Weight: 290lbs Hometown: Newark, New Jersey Age: 37 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: none Ring Escort: none Weapon(s): sometimes uses a Disco Ball or other hippy-esque weaponry Quote: Oh, Have Mercy! Looks: Think a mixture of Dude Love and "The Dude" from the movie The Big Lebowski. Long Wavy brown hair, thick goattee, beer gut, and thick thighs. Tie-dyed wrestling pants and 70s style t-shirts (RUSH t-shirts, tye-dye t-shirts, Grateful Dead t-shirts, etc) Ring Entrance: The house lights dim and strobe lights pan around the crowd while I'm Your Boogie Man by KC and the Sunshine Band plays. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 Speed: 3 Vitality: 8 Charisma: 4 Style: Hardcore and slight power Signature moves: Running knee to opponent in Tree of Woe Running elbow drop off the apron Fisherman's DDT Double-underhook DDT Bulldog from the middle rope Suicide Clothesline Common moves: Swinging neck breaker Slingshot suplex Kitchen Sink (for all those knowledgable of the THQ wrestling games~!) Eye rake on the ropes Flury of punches in the corner (while standing on the mat, not on turnbuckles) Side Suplex Fallaway Slam Sitdown Piledriver Front facelock Russian Legsweep Rope Drop Clothesline Sideslam Atomik Drop Back Breaker Rare moves: Suicide Dive Finishers: The Draft Dodger (Death Valley Driver) Three Mile Island (Fame-asser) Notes: Tough as hell but still often takes cheap shots and cheats. Extremely cocky and arrogant. Thinks he's a chick magnet even though he has a beer belly and resembles Grizzly Addams. Bio: -Debuted on OAOAST television on 1/6/05 -Made his in-ring debut on the 1/20/05 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN with a win over Barry Horowitz -Defeated Calvin Szechstein in a Last Man Standing match at Anglemania IV -Won the OAOAST X-Division Title from Leon Rodez at Living Anglelously 2005 in a Last Man Dancing Match -Fired from the OAOAST after trying to sell the X-Division Title during a promotional trip to Japan
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    Iggy's Final 2005/2006 College Football Rankings

    no way that FSU deserves to be as high as you placed them. Maybe 18 or 19 but certainly not 14.
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    Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

    Downhome would make a Memorial .gif of the entire situation.
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    Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

    Tim White is to Bill Murray as Josh Matthews is to Andie MacDowell?
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    Tim White spoiler - I know you can't wait to know.

    OMG! Tim White's innards are infested with rats! I will pray for him a very day.
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    2005-06 MLB Offseason Thread

    and herpes. Boston Globe is reporting a possible 3 team deal between LA/OAK/BOS David Wells headed to LA Prospects to OAK Corner OF from LA and pitcher from OAK to Bos It would be nice if the Red Sox front office finally realised that trading David Wells is not at the top of the list in priorities. The team has no SS, no CF, and no adequate option for a leadoff hitter.
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    FUTURAMA RETURNS!

    I could be wrong but I believe I recently read that Arrested Development will be headed to HBO.
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    FUTURAMA RETURNS!

    I thought you'd be jumping for joy over this from past conversations we've had about Futurama.
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    The Rose Bowl Thread

    Leinart's first good pass since the first quarter, and with that I'm going to lay down for the rest of the game. Night peoples.
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    The Rose Bowl Thread

    shitty punt
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    The Rose Bowl Thread

    Gotta please the sponsors.
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    The Rose Bowl Thread

    The USC tennis team is garbage from what I hear.
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