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He would probably get injured like he did the other times before a push. I think he's in the right place as the other Venia in the company. A wrestling promotion needs good job guys who make people look gold.

They interview Eric Byrnes on a boat. Byrnes produces a baseball that he will have his dog fetch (the dog is wearing a life preserver). Byrnes throws the baseball, the dog hesitates, jumps in, and commences swimming away from the boat and ball into the bay. I'm sure the animal rights people will be up in arms about this regardless of the life jacket.

If you took Knoble and Carlito off their shows, would they be missed? Not at all. Punk has worked Richards over a dozen times now. Has Punk even wrestled Guido? He's still with them right?

Look, I like Stevie but this is nuts.

For all those people begging for a Dreamer push, you got it for one night only.

Well, unless something drastic happens, I think we can hand the mvp award over to Ichiro. Quite a day for him.

NOT BALLS! Nah, doesn't work.

A swimming bulldog. FOX has sunk to the bottom. Inside the park!

I still contend that I'm stunned The Butcher has never done anything with WWE.

A new theme for the song. No. No. No. Put the garbage bag robe back on.

Stasiak is the absolute bottom of the scrap heap of wrestling. I'm just waiting for Jake to stumble out of a bed of coke onto the set of Nancy Grace.

No. I meant that he would be restricted in what he could say. Nothing about his voice. Every time I was with Punk, he looked like any other mid 20's Chicago guy, give or take a few tattoos.

Color commentary, would seem likely. While Punk wouldn't get to be the tremendous color guy he has been in the past, it'd be the most he ever talked in the year he has been in the promotion.

That's obviously what a Edge fan would have desired. It's also something that someone with absolute no business sense would do. It's quite a Russo device. Maybe he could have also ran in and taken Umaga out and pin Lashley, so he'd also shave Trump's head, so he'd be on national news. AWESOME!

They really could have brought Kash back and got the same deal. If he didn't have the family bloodline, I doubt WWE would give a shit. This isn't the first time Teddy had a shot.

Already mentioned in the proper thread but if he lasts 3 months, I'd be shocked.

Sherri was still hanging around the business. The point is that the lifestyles of professional wrestlers have greatly damaged the lives of these performers. Bam Bam died of an OD. You're thinking of Mike Awesome, who was a suicide. Awesome, Benoit, Wellington, Nancy, Sherri, Bigelow all died this year under the age of 50. There are other deaths but not attached to the "young age", such as Bad News Brown and Ernie Ladd.

I think MitB ran its course this year. The three ideal ways to build off on winning the MitB contract has been done (The sneak cash-in, pre-announced cash in to make a big match in advance and the plan to wait a year to cash it in at WM). Granted, the latter didn't actually happen but they set the story up. The only other route is for someone to cash in on the same night. You can still have the spot-fest ladder match over the tag titles or a singles belt.

The reason was that they didn't want to put the title on Burke or Cor Von because they thought Benoit would be back in a couple days and he'd take the title back, making Nitro a virtual fluke. They wanted Benoit-Punk as the main angle.

I wonder if King will ask Cena why he is in LA. I also hope Blackman wanders into the set and sits down with Cena.

That shirt doesn't totally suck.

Great. Another lawsuit.

What do they ask her at this point? What is the point in booking her again? She's willing to trash the business. That's what these people want.

Never believe the internet. Does that mean I shouldn't believe anything I say? Why not? No one else does.