Hawk 34

How much trouble did Road Warrior Animal get in for messing up at the Pre Mania 22 Battle Royal? That was meaningless pre-show match. This was to set up what appeared to be a big deal with them unifying the titles on live national tv.

Yeah. It does look like Londrick was suppose to win since Helms was confused as hell. Not to mention the ref running to Jeff. Worst case, we get a Londrick/Hardyz match. However, Vince might just run with Hardyz now.

It's a battle royal. Who busts their ass? Like Shawn cares. He realized in the middle of the match, he doesn't give a fuck. Smart. Uuum, kayfabe wise they've been getting pounded all this time. Shouldn't have done that shit in the beginning? Makes no sense Kayfabe, Shawn's a fighter. He'll take any fight but he just got frustrated. Makes sense.

Why couldn't this be WGTT/Hardyz instead? Better result all around.

It's a battle royal. Who busts their ass? Like Shawn cares. He realized in the middle of the match, he doesn't give a fuck. Smart.

NEW CHAMPS! GO LONDRICK!

Miz is still around. I'm scared. I do say that if any other team wins, it's gonna be Hardyz.

Uemployment line. What, they got rid of him? Last monday. Failed the drug test and already had drug issues.

If Londrick win and unify the belts, that'd allow McMahon to berate Coach for doing that. Still fear that Cena/Shawn retain anyways.

Might as well have Hardyz win here. Just have Cena and Shawn blow up and knock each other and Hardyz toss New Breed out for the win.

10 guys to eliminate Venis.

I'm sure RRKO wins here and they do the same god damn tag team with dissension angle.

Okay. That gives us Hardyz, RRKO, WGTT, Flair/Carlito, London and Kendrick....Dreamer/Sandman....Thorne/Cor Von...maybe Kennedy and a random guy.

"I hate Hulk Hogan. Hey, give me a rematch!" That summed up the entire 10 minutes.

Why's that? It makes sense that an idiot wrestling savant would navigate towards an '80s wrestling star. Except that 4 weeks ago, he went berserk on Hacksaw. I guess we're supposed to assume he's to dumb to remember and Hacksaw forgives and forgets.

I hate tag team battle royals. Since the champs are random, should have brought back the 25 man single battle royal with the final 2 becoming the winners.

I guess Shawn and Cena retain here anyways.

Carlito and Flair aren't even in. Wow.

Kenny is out. With Masters. D&D. High Landers. Burke and Striker. Eugene and Hacksaw....

What about R RKO? Nah. Jeff and Edge have to sell the spot. Count them out. We already got 4 big name teams. The rest are JTTS teams.

Alright. Booker/Finlay, RVD/Sabu. Who else? WGTT Rednecks New Breed (Burke and Striker) Flair and Carlito London and Kendrick (?) Cryme Tyme High Landers Any one else?

They couldn't just do a 10 man tag elimination? Fuck a battle royal.

Why doesn't Shawn just toss the belt aside like the other times?

Shawn's never letting go of getting out politic'd by Hogan.

This show was right up the road. I really should have gone. Especially since it's the night after and all.